de Chris Tanasescu<\/p>\n
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Da\u2019 cine-i ion iliescu zis \u015fi ilici?
\nSt\u0103team pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 Teatrul mare, pe br\u00e2nci<\/p>\n
\u015fi am pufnit \u00een r\u00e2s, bleah, da, cine-i?
\np\u0103i e animalul cu mineri, e de vin\u0103<\/p>\n
c\u0103-l voteaz\u0103 de frica foamei taic\u0103-meu\u2026
\niar r\u00e2sete. Psst! Da, m\u0103, chiar c\u0103 z\u0103ng\u0103ne<\/p>\n
\u0103\u015ftia-s nebuni, au adus arme, \u2019l \u00eempu\u015fc\u0103
\npe ilici, \u015fi n-apuc s\u0103 v\u0103d fese(n)-istele masc\u0103!<\/p>\n
Cu o noapte-nainte ne fug\u0103riser\u0103 pe la arhi tectur\u0103, cu ur\u0103, ne-au dat-o-n gur\u0103, ne-au b\u0103gat \u00een f\u00e2nt\u00e2na de la-niversitate, tra\u015fi de p\u0103r, bu\u015fiti, \u015fi cu pulane pe spate p-orm\u0103 le-au tot pocnit pe fete peste buci cic\u0103 s\u0103 le-usuce, url\u00e2nd, fire-a\u0163i d-izde!<\/p>\n
Da\u2019\u2026 nexam, n-a tras nimeni \u00een asasin Soarele disp\u0103rea dup\u0103 alecsandri \u2013 2. Istoria cu fa\u0163\u0103 uman\u0103<\/i><\/p>\n Noaptea auzeai ca un lung vuiet \u00ce\u0163i venea s\u0103 intri-n p\u0103m\u00e2nt, c\u0103 n\u0103p\u00e2rlea n\u0103p\u00e2rca ((intermezzo av-Toma-tic<\/em>: ) \u00eenghi\u0163eam buc\u0103\u0163i de ora\u015f odat\u0103 cu diminea\u0163a \/ \u015fi intram \u00een aerul care pl\u0103tise pentru gura urm\u0103toare \/ aici unde vine valul de vin cu buc\u0103\u0163i de lini\u015fte \/ \u015fi p\u0103s\u0103ri \u00eenghi\u0163ite de motoarele de lumin\u0103 \/ ateriz\u00e2nd \u00een ziua din care cresc ciclurile unui loc \/ ascuns \u00een m\u00e2inile venite cu na\u015fterea \/ \u015fi \u00eentoarse de lini\u015fte, a\u015fezate \u00een dulapurile din \/ frunze la ora \u00eemperecherii lumii cu \/ m\u00e2neca unui faun, \u00een week-end, pe plita \/ pe care se coc \u00eenceputurile s\u00e2nilor\u2026)<\/p>\n La mult muls, dup\u0103 r\u0103zboi, a venit gheorghiu dej trebuie doar s\u0103 sc\u0103p\u0103m de mo\u015fieri am cam aflat ce-i camuflat umflat sub prie unde scrie \u2013 a stat stalinismul destul, e timpul doi, cu cau\u0163iunea vid\u0103, ceau\u015feasc\u0103 3. Age of Aquarius Gone Wrong<\/i><\/p>\n \u015ei \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit a ap\u0103rut ilici iliescu, \t(aparatchik) dintr-o familie s\u0103rac\u0103, copil\torfan, cu tat\u0103 ne-tat\u0103 ci numai t\u0103tuc \tpolitruc, cum spune Hannah Arendt \u2013 c\u0103 \tare experien\u0163a \u00eensingur\u0103rii \u00een co \tlectivul electiv al colhoznicului, revo\tlu\u0163ionar \tal dilu\u0163iei, al aglu\u0163iei co\tmunismului cu umanismul pur\t\u015fi dur ca un aragaz la care se coace \t\u00eencet \u0163ara, s\u0103 oglindeasc-un despot luminat<\/p>\n [ion iliescu, fi\u015f\u0103 bio-astro-chimic\u0103:<\/em> s-a pus ilici lini\u015ftit pe bud\u0103 4. Noua ordine a orbitelor<\/i><\/p>\n Aerul fierbea ca de febr\u0103-n arbori sufla cald, cheal\u0103, de-\u0163i usca sufletul \u2013 de-\u0163i zb\u00e2rn\u00e2iau zidurile-n creieri, cu \u015fi pocnetu-n t\u00e2mple al plitelor de kebab, Da-\u0163i t\u00e2mpeau t\u00e2mplele ca dintr-o plictiseal\u0103, \/ a\u015fa ziceai? Sau mahmureal\u0103, de la \/ cald? De la televizoarele url\u00e2nd \/ c\u0103 ne fraieresc \u0103ilal\u0163i, care spun \/ s\u0103-nchidem, c\u0103 fierbem atmosfera planetei. \/ Ce, e \u015fi meci? Ne mai calc\u0103 huliganii-o dat\u0103? <\/p>\n Era o c\u0103ldur\u0103 de-\u0163i venea s\u0103 te bagi cu creierul neted, patin\u00e2nd sub \u0163east\u0103, Noi eram baracuda care umbla \/ \u00een urma acestor pr\u0103d\u0103tori, a\u015ftept\u00e2nd \/ s\u0103 sparg\u0103 vreo ma\u015fin\u0103, vreo vitrin\u0103, \/ \u015fi g\u0103bjeam imediat casetofoane, \/ scule, m\u00e2ncare, bani de la \u0103ia c\u0103lca\u0163i \/ \u00een picioare\u2026 Cotizam apoi \u015fi la zbirii lui ilici.<\/p>\n 5. Din antologia de texte comentate Noi muncim noi nu g\u00e2ndim<\/i><\/p>\n Da, to\u0163i am r\u0103mas cu gura c\u0103scat\u0103 Ast\u0103zi au sosit trenurile pline cu mineri din Valea Jiului veni\u0163i, conform unor declara\u0163ii ale liderilor sindicali, s\u0103 restabileasc\u0103 ordinea \u00een capital\u0103. Timpul probabil:<\/p>\n Dar unii erau foarte \u00eengriji\u0163i, Pre\u015fedintele Ion Iliescu se va \u00eent\u00e2lni cu ambasadorii unor \u0163\u0103ri occidentale pentru a le explica escaladarea evenimentelor. Este vorba despre plantarea de c\u0103tre mineri a unor noi r\u0103saduri de flori \u00een fa\u0163a Teatrului Na\u0163ional. Sport:<\/p>\n E vorba doar de b\u00e2te trase Suntem ziari\u015fti de la publica\u0163ia Zigzag, am venit s\u0103 facem un reportaj \u015fi am fost b\u0103tu\u0163i crunt de ni\u015fte mineri la universitate. C\u00e2\u0163iva studen\u0163i ne-au povestit de un coleg, lider al mi\u015fc\u0103rii din Pia\u0163a Universit\u0103\u0163ii, la care au venit minerii acas\u0103 (de unde \u015ftiau domnule adresele astea?, cine, c\u00e2nd se face odat\u0103 lumin\u0103?, alooo!!!) l-au omor\u00e2t pe tat\u0103l lui \u00een b\u0103taie \u015fi au violat-o pe mam\u0103. El nu era acas\u0103, i-au prins urma pe Bati\u015ftei \u015fi abia a sc\u0103pat s\u0103rind gardul la Ambasada American\u0103. Din c\u00e2te am auzit, \u00een spate se afl\u0103, Mul\u0163umim, \u015fi acum succese pop-rock din repertoriul interna\u0163ional:<\/p>\n Au intrat \u00een s\u0103li la informatic\u0103 \u201eV\u0103 mul\u0163umesc pentru tot ceea ce a\u0163i f\u0103cut in aceste zile, \u00een general pentru toat\u0103 atitudinea dumneavoastr\u0103 de \u00eenalt\u0103 con\u015ftiin\u0163\u0103 civic\u0103. Deci, v\u0103 mul\u0163umesc \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 tuturor pentru ceea ce a\u0163i demonstrat \u015fi \u00een aceste zile: c\u0103 sunte\u0163i o for\u0163\u0103 puternic\u0103, cu o \u00eenalt\u0103 disciplin\u0103 civic\u0103, muncitoreasc\u0103, oameni de n\u0103dejde \u015fi la bine, dar mai ales la greu. \u015ei de ast\u0103 dat\u0103 a\u0163i demonstrat c\u00e2t de important\u0103 este solidaritatea muncitoreasc\u0103. Cu un sentiment deosebit de con\u015ftiin\u0163\u0103 civic\u0103, patriotic\u0103, a\u0163i sim\u0163it momentul dificil \u015fi cu o d\u0103ruire exemplar\u0103 v-a\u0163i ar\u0103tat gata sa fi\u0163i solidari cu puterea nou\u0103. Exemplul dumneavoastr\u0103 a fost plin de \u00eemb\u0103rb\u0103tare pentru to\u0163i cei de bine, care doresc progresul societ\u0103\u0163ii rom\u00e2ne\u015fti\u201d. <\/p>\n Dar mai erau \u015fi al\u0163i colegi, pe-\u0103\u015ftia \/ \u00eei cenzurau din mers protestatarii, \/ care b\u00e2rfeau c\u0103 de\u015fi bine\u00een\u0163eles \/ c\u0103 nu era vorba de droguri sau arme \/ veneau ni\u015fte bani de la tot felul de \/ funda\u0163ii c\u0103tre lig\u0103, \u015fi-apoi \u00een buzu \/ narele unora care nu r\u0103m\u00e2neau cu buza \/ umflat\u0103 \u2013 c\u0103 Marian Munteanu vrea-n \/ politic\u0103: nu s-a verificat, \/ sau cel pu\u0163in nu i-a ie\u015fit, c\u0103 secu \/ de fapt controla liderii, \u015fi c\u0103 ne-o coace \/ chiar cine ne-a\u015ftept\u0103m mai pu\u0163in \u2013 ca-n Basa \/ rabia\u2026 de scabia urii \u2013 c\u0103 ne doare-n basc\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n Pe mine chiar m\u0103 doare, pot spune, \u2019n cur, (\u201eHemoroid iubit, promo\u0163ia ilici<\/em><\/p>\n \u00cemi ie\u015feau de-acum \u00eencet v\u00e2rfurile m\u0103 bucuram de noua ordine timid pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 crucile de piatr\u0103 sub scalpul clorofil, ca-n rushdie \u015fi-acum, dup\u0103 dou\u0103zeci de ani, cu s\u00e2nge de la \u015futurile-n cur \u015fi b\u00e2tele-n rinichi. cre\u015fte din mine, \u2019i \u0163ar\u0103. P\u00e2n\u0103-n cap m\u0103-ngrop 6. Vizita (La ministeriul iconomiei (III))<\/i><\/p>\n Iliescu are fi dat el bani \u015fi prime, \/ numai s\u0103 nu-ntin\u0103m valorile co \/ munismului, devenit inevitabil \/ co-ca-col-(u)manism, comunsumerism, \/ dar n-avea de unde \u2013 v-o trag oricum \u00een frez\u0103, \/ \u015fi-a zis, cu un model postmodern, de sintez\u0103 \/ \u00eentre comunism \u015fi capitalism, o stru\u0163o \/ c\u0103mil\u0103 de mila s\u0103racilor care \/ oricum nu primesc dec\u00e2t TV \u015fi somn, \/ da-s materie prim\u0103 moale a milionarilor de carton\u2026<\/p>\n C\u0103ci voi veni \u015fi v\u0103 voi lua la mine, Emigran\u0163ii lui ilici, diaspora transpir\u00e2nd \/ conturi, coduri, ponturi, cadouri, grup\u0103ri, \/ (deci cine l-a ucis pe Culianu, \/ tovar\u0103\u015fi?) (c\u0103-n cellalt caz, se \u00eenghiontesc \/ care vrea primul s\u0103-l bage pe Goma-n morg\u0103) \/ exila\u0163ii de-acas\u0103 \u015fi pleca\u0163ii mereu r\u0103ma\u015fi \/ \u015fi unii \u015fi al\u0163ii h\u0103itui\u0163i de cei \/ mereu zgomotos nechema\u0163i, mereu \u00een capul \/ mesei, scr\u00e2\u015fnind din din\u0163i dinainte s\u0103 fie \/ zv\u00e2rli\u0163i afar\u0103 cu inima altora-n din\u0163i.<\/p>\n Aristocra\u0163i care se bat pe burt\u0103 Dar unde-i, cum spunea R\u0103zvan Ionescu, 7. Ciocanul \u015fi cytheraea <\/i><\/p>\n \u00cen zilele goale, de lumin\u0103, c\u00e2nd \u0163ara, 8. Urcare \u00een mercurialul de tranzi\u0163ie<\/i><\/p>\n C\u0103 cic\u0103 dac\u0103 f\u0103ceai un copil te scoteai \u015ei eu eram obsedat de ap\u0103, dar nu de criza \t mondial\u0103, ci de gr\u0103mezile cu bidoane de plastic \t care b\u00e2ld\u00e2c\u0103iau sclipind pe sub rafturile metalice \t vedeam apa \u00een ecrane tv \u015fi PC \t \u015fi mi-o imaginam clipind \u00een propriul lor or De fapt nu \u015ftiu dac\u0103 vreau numai sex, am v\u0103zut p\u0103i \u015fi-atunci ce vrei, s\u0103-\u0163i fac copii? ne-usuc\u0103 \u2013 habar n-am, po\u0163i s\u0103 schimbi aten\u0163i la publicitate, doar c-un lapsus \u015fi citind abona\u0163ii, s\u0103 plutim cu ochii-n tavan\u2026 Era o vreme \u00een care asta f\u0103ceam \/ ag\u0103\u0163am gagici de pe site-urile matrimo \/ niale \u015fi le duceam la mine-n demi \/ sol, le pozam cu un aparat de ju \/ c\u0103rie \u015fi m\u0103 credeau c\u0103-l \u015ftiu pe-agentul \/ lui demi moore \u015fi c\u0103 am s\u0103 le fac lipeala, \/ pileala, \u2019i drept, era proast\u0103, ele la fele, \/ \u015fi nu se prindeau, da\u2019 se lipeau, m\u0103 ju \/ g\u0103neau temporar. Ce porcherie, cic\u0103 \/ se mai revoltau c\u00e2nd trebuiau s\u0103 \/ presteze dup\u0103 model, le-ar\u0103tam playboy \/ sau hustler, da da, mai bine, stai a\u015fa f\u0103 a\u015fa, \/ \u015fi-ncet \u00eencet se d\u0103deau pe brazd\u0103 \u2013 matroa \/ ne unele, p-orm\u0103 \u2013 se mi\u015fc\u0103. Mu\u015fc\u0103, nu latr\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n Uneori r\u0103m\u00e2neam singuri, dup\u0103 meci \u015fi iarb\u0103 pentru \u015fmecheri \u2013 \u015ei-n politic\u0103 dar \u00eenc\u00e2ntat\u0103 de felul cum mergea pe-un um\u0103r, s\u0103-i numeri, pe c\u00e2\u0163i ne treceau prin m\u00e2n\u0103, nu credeai, chiar mini\u015ftri. Tre\u2019 s\u0103 ias\u0103, \u015fi cu ochii mici sclipind, linc\u015fi de noapte \u0103lora ceea ce chipurile pl\u0103nuiam prin aburii \t \t \tAdev\u0103rata s\u0103n\u0103tate se vede \/ \u00een sufletul doritor s\u0103 d\u0103ruiasc\u0103 tot kad\u0131nl\u0131 Cre\u015fteau iar visele \u00een noi \u2013 tufi\u015furi Ne trezeam adesea c\u00e2nd zoreau primele raze 9. P\u0103unul de la Scrovi\u015ftea<\/i><\/p>\n Apoi am intrat \u00eempreun\u0103 \u00een sala unde dup\u0103 care ne-am a\u015fezat to\u0163i la teras\u0103 \/ \u015fi v\u00e2ntul ne m\u00e2ng\u00e2ia de parc\u0103 eram goi \/ \u015fi ne ogoiam pe r\u00e2nd cu verba ei \/ cu verva noastr\u0103 a\u015ftept\u00e2nd pe r\u00e2nd s\u0103 r\u0103sar\u0103 \/ de dup\u0103 betoane ciobul de ciment al lunii \/ sunt vie, chiar dac\u0103 nu am bani s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc pe aproapele meu c\u00e2nd accept s\u0103 m\u0103 dezbrac s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 mie cine-i mai presus nu am mai a\u015fteptat s\u0103-mi spun\u0103, l-am \u00eenghi\u0163it cu totul, p\u00e2n\u0103-n burt\u0103<\/p>\n (Ne intereseaz\u0103 deosebit \/ de mult leg\u0103tura foarte grav\u0103 \/ \u00eentre alimenta\u0163ia gravi \/ delor \u015fi starea f\u0103tului, c\u00e2t \/ se poate ea distinge la eco \/ grafie, partea calat\u0103-n calo \/ filia organelor care-l fac \/ s\u0103-i plac\u0103 mult pl\u0103cinta placentei \/ at\u00e2t \u00een sens erotic c\u00e2t \u015fi gastro \/ nomic, acolo-n chora lui solo \/ quace ce tace \u015fi coace agra \/ mat, p\u00e2n\u0103 ieri \u015fi m\u00e2ine-n loc p\u00e2ine \/ din castrul cerulean de-aleanul lu \/ mii \u015fi mii de celule ce vin di \/ vin (Guvernul nostru \u00eencurajeaz\u0103 familiile \/ ti-ne-re, avem mai multe programe \u00een \/ derulare, programul Prima Cas\u0103 re \/ prezint\u0103 o oportunitate pentru ti \/ nerii absolven\u0163i care even \/ tual a\u015fteapt\u0103 \u015fi-un copil iar ma \/ ma mai munce\u015fte \u015fi sau studiaz\u0103 \/ e-o raz\u0103 de speran\u0163\u0103 pentru tine \/ pentru tineri, pretutine, nde, \/ \u00eemmmd)<\/p>\n A\u015fa ne-ajunsese pe la ureche \/ c\u0103 vin \u015fi se iau de gagici \/ cam asta ne-ajunsese pe la ureche \/ c\u0103 intr\u0103-n cartier \u015fi se iau de gagici \/ a\u015fa c\u0103 le-am pus melodia mai veche \/ b\u0103 nu se trece p-aici, ia, treci la tine-n m\u0103mici<\/p>\n c\u00e2nd am zis tai to\u0163i omii din cartierul acesta Hristos a \u00eenviat! \u015ei bag\u0103 ceva poam\u0103, phony, phoe be I, fabricat nu puteam s\u0103 ne mai oprim pe-aici \nI s-a rupt apa c\u00e2nd maic\u0103-sa era \u00eenc\u0103 pe la ni\u015fte rude care o luaser\u0103 cu ei la c\u00e2mp c\u0103 \u015ftii cic\u0103 a\u015fa e frumos pe la moldoveni s\u0103 te invite \u015fi s\u0103 vezi cum ies la pra\u015fil\u0103 sau cum tund via \u2013 chiar \u015fi-a\u015fa la colhoz c\u0103 tot se \u015ftiau p\u0103r\u0163ile cum fuseser\u0103 ele dinainte \u2013 ca s\u0103 te bucuri dup\u0103 aceea de vin \u015fi mai zdrav\u0103n mai ales c\u0103 \u0163i-l dau chiar acolo dac\u0103 vrei direct de la lin, tulburel, asta c\u00e2nd nu scot b\u0103i\u012dtanii cana de tabl\u0103 de beut \u0163uica sau vodca car\u012d s\u0103 d\u0103 de la unul la altul plin\u0103 ochi \u015fi trebuie s-o dai goal\u0103 de la gur\u0103 c\u0103tre urm\u0103torul de-a zis bunic\u0103-mea c\u00e2nd a avut curaj dup\u0103 revolu\u0163ie bunelu\u2019 s\u0103 mai treac\u0103 \u00eenapoi peste prut s\u0103-\u015fi vad\u0103 rudele la o nunt\u0103 chiar la brosco\u015f\u0103\u015fti c\u0103 s-or \u00eenh\u0103ita la a\u015fa o treab\u0103 v\u0103lio, da\u2019 io cre\u2019c-ar s\u00ee mi-l g\u0103tezi pi rom\u00e2nu\u2019 mieu, \u015fi care-adic\u0103 vr\u00e2nd s\u0103 spun\u0103 c\u0103 b\u0103itanii or s\u0103-l aduc\u0103 merlit de-acolo dar nu o rezistat ghini mo\u015f codi\u0163\u00eei \u015fi s-a-ntors viu \u015fi pe picioare aici \u00eei raiu\u2019 pi p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0103i, nipoate, \u015f\u00ee jhinu\u2019i dul\u015fi di-\u0163 \u2019nt\u0103\u0163\u0103a\u015fti s\u00e2\u0103njili, \u015fi-atunci a strigat peste deal care era acolo catrin\u0163a a\u2019 lu\u2019 fedor ileaaan\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103, \u0103i hjin\u0103-ncoa\u015f\u00ee \u0103i, da\u2019 haidi r\u0103pidii, c\u00e2-\u0163i na\u015fti boghi\u0163a acu\u015fea lea, ia-n-auz\u2019 \u0103i, mar\u015f\u00eeco, tre\u015fi di hierbi ni\u015fti ap\u00ee, petric\u00ee, fuji la aldii cuscra \u015f\u00ee chiam\u0103-l pi mo\u015f-tu, numai c\u0103 mo\u015ful \u015fi ceilal\u0163i mo\u015fi \u015fi cu al\u0163ii mai nepo\u0163i erau unii \u00een beci \u201ela \u015f\u00eep\u201d al\u0163ii cu trebi nu se \u015ftia pe unde iar femeia trebuia dus\u0103 cu ma\u015fina la dispensar acolo-n tochili sau dac\u0103 erau mai vrednici poate p\u00e2n-la \u0103la comunal din r\u0103z\u0103\u015fi, sau \u00eenapoi cu b\u0103rbat-su cu ma\u015fina pisti pod p\u012d\u2019la ungh\u012deni la \u0163\u00eeg\u0103na\u015fi l\u00e2ng\u2019 ia\u015f\u015f, da\u2019 nu-i timp de-a\u015fa \u015f\u012deva<\/p>\n Eh, la ia\u015fi era prim-secretar ilici 10. Sentin\u0163a tribunalului revolu\u0163ionar<\/i><\/p>\n Tovar\u0103\u015fe Iliescu, a\u0163i tr\u0103dat (Dar nu e cazul s-o-ndeplinim, c\u0103ci el, \/ la fel ca noi, \u015fi-n iad e c\u0103ldicel\u2026)<\/p>\n 11. Envoi<\/i><\/p>\n Era o fat\u0103 dotat\u0103, dar cam na\u015fparlie, (12. Sol duplus<\/i><\/p>\n Pentru c\u0103 ne \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2nam s\u0103 ne-o tragem \u00een camerele alea unde de Chris Tanasescu 1. \u2026 Da\u2019 cine-i ion iliescu zis \u015fi ilici? St\u0103team pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 Teatrul mare, pe br\u00e2nci \u015fi am pufnit \u00een r\u00e2s, bleah, da, cine-i? p\u0103i e animalul cu mineri, e de vin\u0103 c\u0103-l voteaz\u0103 de frica foamei taic\u0103-meu\u2026 iar r\u00e2sete. Psst! Da, m\u0103, chiar c\u0103 z\u0103ng\u0103ne \u0103\u015ftia-s nebuni, au adus arme, \u2019l […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13],"tags":[100,9,101,1114],"class_list":["post-655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-7","category-poezie","tag-chris-tanasescu","tag-egophobia-22","tag-ion-iliescu","tag-poezie"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-az","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=655"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":665,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655\/revisions\/665"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\natunci. Nici alt\u0103 dat\u0103. Apoi, la Ia\u015fi,
\ns-a zvonit c\u0103 de la teatru-l aresteaz\u0103
\nMihai Ursachi \u2013 era director \u2013 \u00een timp
\nce-l g\u0103zduia la spectacol \u2013 la protocol
\nchiar l-a pupat \u015fi-am zis atunci pelicanul
\npoet o s\u0103-l \u015fi ciuguleasc\u0103, dar n-a fost
\nprofet scos din Fiziolog <\/em>\u2013 s-a supt,
\na\u015fa, toat\u0103 faza: se-nserase \/ \u015fi ilici a ie\u015fit din foaier, verde, \/ turba: de pe capote \u2013 \u201e\u2026cinci ani la ru\u015fi!\u201d\u2026 \/ \u201ecine-a fost\u2026\u201d e t\u00ee. c\u00ee. Crede-m\u0103 \/ mi-a fost mil\u0103, culmea! Lumea, lin\u015faj, \/ da\u2019 doar din gur\u0103. V\u0103d o piatr\u0103. M-a\u015fez.<\/p>\n
\npiatra cald\u0103 sub cur, \u00een c\u0103\u015fti Cri-Gri.<\/p>\n
\nmut, o fric\u0103 a ora\u015fului \u00eentreg
\n\u0163iuind \u00een televizoarele \u0163inute deschise
\nprin case p\u00e2n\u0103-n zori, tremuru-n pavaj
\n\u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103-n urechile ciulite, p\u00e2ndind
\ns\u0103 nu intre la noi s\u0103 ne calce, s\u0103 ne salte, sim\u0163eam
\nmecla lui ilici umbl\u00e2nd, securist cu l\u0103mpa\u015f
\nc\u0103ut\u00e2nd un culoar, amu\u015fin\u00e2nd, intr\u00e2nd \u00een cerc . <\/p>\n
\n\u2019n asfalt, \u00eenghi\u0163indu-te-n falii, mim\u00e2nd dusu-n c\u00e2rc\u0103<\/p>\n
\n\u015fi-au zis javrele \u015fi naivii, suntem breji<\/p>\n
\n\u015fi burghezi, \u015fi p\u0103n-s\u0103 trecem pe burt\u0103 de lumea de ieri<\/p>\n
\ntenia dintre naroade, un sicriu<\/p>\n
\ns\u0103-m pulsion\u0103m n\u0103\u0163iunea, \u015fi-a venit schimbul<\/p>\n
\ncare-a dat drumul, s-aib\u0103 ce s\u0103 coseasc\u0103.<\/p>\n
\n1. procentaj de amoniu, care \u00eel face receptiv la impulsurile subtile din Leu (inclusiv, pe partea negativ\u0103, probleme de vedere) \u015fi Scorpion (eventual furuncule, hemoroizi), dar \u015fi posibilit\u0103\u0163i de vindecare (chiar ale altora) cu ammonium anthorrihizum \u2013 \u00een herbo-iatria indic\u0103, rasont;
\n2. compozi\u0163ia oaselor \u00eel pune \u00een coresponden\u0163\u0103 cu neptun, \u00eens\u0103 deregl\u0103rile de decalcifiere bruiaz\u0103 posibilele accese mistico-cre\u015ftine via induc\u0163ie din Pe\u015fti, de\u015fi un meniu adecvat \u015fi evitarea osteoporozei pot duce la veritabile re\u00eentrup\u0103ri altruiste;
\n3. \u00een condi\u0163iile \u00een care se coroboreaz\u0103 toate datele fizice \u015fi procesele inforenergetice \u00een care este implicat\u0103 puterea de expresie \u015fi translatare a complexului fizico-spiritual iliescian, se poate ajunge la o reunire at\u00e2t a modelului suedez \u2013 marca Absolut (\u00c5hus, Scania) \u2013 c\u00e2t \u015fi a traseelor mai liberale, gen guildestern & graham watson, sau st\u00e2ngist mediteraneene pe linia Quasimodo (hermeticul nem\u00e2ng\u00e2iat, nu coco\u015fatul).]<\/p>\n
\nsper\u00e2nd din suflet s\u0103 scape de constipa\u0163ie;
\ndin scremut \u00eei revine reflex z\u00e2mbetul \u2013 r\u00e2njet
\nde la tr\u00e2njii tot h\u00e2r\u015fi\u0163i \u00een cur, hemo
\nroizii roz\u00e9 spuzi\u0163i prea des; d\u0103 ghes
\nmai \u00eent\u00e2i c-un p\u00e2r\u0163 scurt; a\u015fteapt\u0103; usss
\ntur\u0103 tare tura asta, pfui\u2026 \u00eencet,
\nmai bine, c\u00e2te-un pic, ca conspira\u0163iile
\nbine orchestrate; str\u00e2ns, d\u0103-i: sparge
\nc\u00e2nd iese, sss-ca golanii st\u00e2lci\u0163i, c\u0103cat cu s\u00e2nge.<\/p>\n
\nfrunzi\u015ful \u00ee\u0163i duhnea-n cap, umbra<\/p>\n
\nora\u015ful frigea prin geamuri, se topea gletul<\/p>\n
\ncurentul fript de ventilatoare-n benzin\u0103rii<\/p>\n
\nal frigiderelor pline cu beri \u015fi vafe.<\/p>\n
\n\u00een pe\u015fteri \u015fi \u00een cr\u0103p\u0103turile
\np\u0103m\u00e2ntului \u2013 a\u015fa sc\u0103pai \u015fi de
\nhaitele de huligani de la meci
\ncare sp\u0103rgeau \u015fi b\u0103teau din mers
\ntot ce le ie\u015fea \u00een cale \u2013 pe chilo\u0163i
\naveau portretele lui hitler, lui ciao
\n\u015fescu, lui ilici \u015fi zelea, \u015fi-n cap mingea\u2026<\/p>\n
\n\u00eenv\u00e2rtim obsesii de carne pe mintea pustie.<\/p>\n
\nC\u00e2nd am ie\u015fit pe strad\u0103,
\nVedeai \u00een jur o-ntreag\u0103 armat\u0103
\nDe mineri preg\u0103ti\u0163i s\u0103 \u0163i-o trag\u0103.<\/p>\n
\nTun\u015fi, cu barba ras\u0103
\nCin-se sc\u0103pa le striga s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i
\nIar ei: Hai, ia-l! sau Pe-\u0103la las\u0103-l!<\/p>\n
\n\u2019n cap, cu plimb\u0103ri la Jilava,
\nDe intrat pe la opozan\u0163i prin case
\n\u015ei luat totul cu roaba.<\/p>\n
\nS\u0103 fac\u0103 PC-urile praf
\nIar unde-a fost distrac\u0163ia mai sadic\u0103
\nAu pocnit \u015fi c\u00e2\u0163iva profi.<\/p>\n
\nde la cura cu flori de mineri, tot stau pe jar\u2026:<\/p>\n
\nprin p\u0103m\u00e2nt, p\u0103rul se i\u0163ea tulpin\u0103<\/p>\n
\nadus\u0103 de mineri, \u015fi \u00eenfloream<\/p>\n
\nde la universitate \u2013 un g\u00e2de de codlea,<\/p>\n
\nprindeam postul TV cu iliescu-n od\u0103jdii\u2026 <\/p>\n
\nv\u0103d c\u0103 din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd mai am scaune<\/p>\n
\nC\u0103catu-i p\u0103m\u00e2nt bun, unul cu ochi<\/p>\n
\n\u00een gaura ei, c-ur\u0103: ura! Da\u2019 tot nu crap.\u201d)<\/p>\n
\ns\u0103 fi\u0163i \u015fi voi acolo unde sunt eu.<\/p>\n
\ncu sfin\u0163ii, le dau b\u0103nu\u0163i, \u015fi pun raiul pe hart\u0103.<\/p>\n
\nacea dragoste adev\u0103rat\u0103, care te face
\ns\u0103 prive\u015fti persoana iubit\u0103 ca pe o pre
\nlungire a fiin\u0163ei tale, ca un \u201eeu\u201d
\n\u00een afara ta \u015fi totu\u015fi la fel de eu.
\nAici ne-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103m cu to\u0163ii, e lini\u015fte.<\/p>\n
\n\u015fi la r\u0103stimpuri chiar limba, din vin e-o ap\u0103
\nchioar\u0103, \u015fi s\u00e2ngele uit\u0103 s\u0103 se-opreasc\u0103
\nla marginea trupului, lu\u00e2nd-o alene prin aer,
\nfiind respirat de alte inimi l\u0103sate
\n\u00een v\u0103zul luminii \u015fi-al lunii de-o lume lung\u0103
\npeste gur\u0103, atunci p\u0103le\u015fte poate \u015fi ilici
\ncu crimele lui \u015fi nu mai vine nimeni
\ns\u0103-i scurg\u0103 jertfe la marginea gropii \u2013 du\u015fi
\n\u00een timp, fii vitregi, \u2019l c\u0103lc\u0103m, cre\u015ftem din el.<\/p>\n
\nVenea atunci imediat cineva s\u0103-l cumpere
\nPe. Bani. Grei. Nu. C\u00e2t. Vrei. Da\u2019
\nDe-ajuns c\u00e2t s\u0103-\u0163i deschizi un chio\u015fc cu beri
\n\u015fi detergen\u0163i. Eu am zis nu \u015ftiu, nu vreau
\ns-aud, treaba ta, da\u2019 dac\u0103 ai banii m\u0103 bag
\nc\u0103 \u015ftiu c\u0103-i vad, da\u2019 s\u0103 nu-mi stea pe creier
\nc\u0103 l-au tran\u015fat \u00een spania s\u0103-i v\u00e2nd\u0103 r\u00e2nza.<\/p>\n
\nganism iri
\ng\u00e2nd toate cuvintele cu multele lor r-uri \u015fi l-uri \t \u015fi trec\u00e2nd transparent prin fiecare iris \t acolo unde eu a\u015fteptam s\u0103 m-atingi c-un g\u00e2nd \t curg\u0103tor<\/p>\n
\nnum\u0103rul t\u0103u pe-un site pentru \u00eent\u00e2lniri \u2013
\ncontacte week-end, a\u015fa le spune pe net,<\/p>\n
\nAr fi ceva, dar nu cred c\u0103 e timp,
\ncic\u0103 se-nchide plita, iar plata la ap\u0103<\/p>\n
\ndac\u0103 vrei rolurile, cobor\u00e2m eventual la subsol,
\n\u015fi mai pritocim vin \u00een vene, ambii<\/p>\n
\nlegat de lumea de la telefon,
\ntrecut\u0103-n carte \u2013 te dai pe brazd\u0103 ca-n Brazil:<\/p>\n
\npl\u0103te\u015fti \u00een plastic, (ne-am ars) \u2013 div\u0103 di(n) vin\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n
\ncum le ziceam la chefurile cu gagici<\/p>\n
\nte bag dac\u0103 vrei \u00eemi spuneai tu obosit\u0103<\/p>\n
\nmi\u015fcarea, \u015fi-ncepeai, cu capul greu<\/p>\n
\npoli\u0163ai, primari, consilieri, \u015fi cine<\/p>\n
\nne ziceam, f\u00e2\u015f\u00e2iam pe de\u015fte f\u0103\u015fii de ha\u015fi\u015f<\/p>\n
\nne scremeam s\u0103 ne-nchipuim cum s-o scoate din faptele<\/p>\n
\nierbii s\u0103 ias\u0103 de la sine, iubire!<\/p>\n
\ntimpul. <\/p>\n
\n \t \t\tkad\u0131ns\u0131z,
\ntok
\n \t \t a\u00e7,
\nherhangi bir a\u011fa\u00e7
\n \t \t \t \t\t\t bir ku\u015f
\n \t \t \t \t\t\t\t\t bir bulut
\n \t \t \t\t \t\t \t \t \t\t\t\t\t bir bal\u0131k,
\nbir bardak su
\nbir avu\u00e7 toprak
\n \t \t\t\tgibi ya\u015famak\u2026
\nc\u2019\u00e8 un albero dentro di me \/ trapiantano dal sole \t\tcon Lenin\timmerso nella vita \/ come ci s\u2019immerge l\u2019estate nella luce del giorno \t\tnel treno delle 15,40
\nQuando venne il sudore di neve \t \t\t\tCuande el sudor de nieve fue llegando
\nalle cinque della sera, \t<\/em> \t \t\t\ta las cinco de la tarde<\/em>
\nquando l\u2019arena si coperse di iodo\t \t \t\tcuando la plaza se cubri\u03cc de yodo
\nalle cinque della sera, \t\t \t \t\ta las cinco de la tarde<\/em>
\nla morte pose le uova nella ferita\t \t \t\tla muerte puso huevos en la herida
\nalle cinque della sera, \t \t \t\t\ta las cinco de la tarde<\/em>
\nO, Mrs. Terrain, you, recently deceased \/ due to cosmetic surgeries gone wrong\u2026<\/p>\n
\npe care le sim\u0163eai fo\u015fnind l\u00e2ng\u0103 bloc
\ntoat\u0103 noaptea\u2026 \u015fi b\u0103nuiam c\u0103 dac\u0103
\navem r\u0103bdare, diminea\u0163a vor fi
\npline de mugurii anului viitor \u2013
\nne atingeam \u00een treac\u0103t, transpiram aer.<\/p>\n
\n\u015fi tu \u00ee\u0163i fredonai r\u00e2z\u00e2nd \u2013 girl, the answer
\nlies with you<\/em> \u2013 trebuia pe timp de criz\u0103
\ns-avem grij\u0103 \u015fi de c\u00e2inii din car
\ntier, pfu, am obosit, strecurai
\nprintre s\u0103ruturi, mi-e\u015fti rai, bun r\u0103u\u2026<\/p>\n
\nacum cinci sute de ani voievodul t\u0103iase
\no sut\u0103 de capete de boieri \u015fi le pusese pira
\nmid\u0103. Acum nu mai \u015ftim cum \u00eei cheam\u0103, iar casa
\n\u00een care st\u0103m, \u00een care stau \u015fi eu
\na\u015fteapt\u0103 potopul lui chaucer, c\u0103ci chiria\u015f
\namor\u00e2ndu-se cu st\u0103p\u00e2na nu-s singurul \u2013 se prinde
\nde memoria noastr\u0103 nicotina unei judec\u0103\u0163i de apoi
\nlejere, dansante, dintr-un film sud-american,
\nal c\u0103rui regizor nu ni-l aminteam…<\/p>\n
\ngata s\u0103-l lu\u0103m \u015fi s\u0103-l a\u015fez\u0103m \u00eentre pleoape \/ ca pe o pal\u0103 a visului nostru comun \/ acum luat de bun la benzin\u0103rie, \/ scuze, de bon, cu care ne-am luat \/ un palet de vize \u2013 emigr\u00e2nd \u00een zid\u0103rie, av\u00e2nd ap\u0103…<\/p>\n
\napa, dar v\u00e2nd zilnic sticle de plastic
\n\u015fi fur conserve de c\u00e2ini pt copii, \u2019l las masc\u0103<\/p>\n
\npe gratis, c\u0103 mi-e greu singur\u0103, distrus\u0103
\nf\u0103r\u2019 s\u0103 fiu proast\u0103, c\u0103 citesc, \u015fi dracu\u2019<\/p>\n
\nde gura metroului, c\u0103-s pus\u0103-n priz\u0103
\nde-acum \u015fi iaca, \u2019mi bat gura cu rebuturi…<\/p>\n
\nC\u0103, ginecologul nostru bea bi \/ ne la na\u015fteri, a\u015fa-i iese lui trea \/ ba cum trebuie \u2013 ba nu-i chiar bisec \/ sual cum se zice prin spital, \u015fi-n \/ s.u.a. oricum asta-i de bine, bani \/ s\u0103 ai c\u00e2\u0163i se laud\u0103 cu asta, \/ c\u0103 copiii oricum \u015ftiu ei c\u00e2nd vin \u2013 \/ \u015fi lor le este sete de-un sex f\u0103cut \/ \u00een van)<\/p>\n
\n\u0163iganii mi-au s\u0103rit \u00een ajutor
\nc\u0103 cine nu vrea s\u0103-i omoare pe-\u0103ia. Precista
\nm\u0103 iube\u015fte, a zis buliba\u015fa, d\u00e2nd m\u00e2na cu pa\u015fa.<\/p>\n
\nde b\u0103ut, a r\u0103spuns b\u0103t\u0103u\u015ful rom\u00e2n din zona
\nde somn\u2026 Semn, s\u0103m\u00e2n\u0163\u0103, s\u00e2n, \u015finema,
\nvorbind \u2013 de baraj, c\u0103 dorm p-\u0103i \u2013 cu cine-i per se<\/p>\n
\nde vorba zice curva care l-a f\u0103cut
\nde-a g\u00e2fff-(\u00een)-fffernu\u2026 Mi-e lotof prono, zporno, par\u0103
\nmormoal-ag\u0103, care s-m\u0103 las \u2019n an ar\u0103, \u2019n an ale\u0103<\/p>\n
\ndec\u00e2t cu tot cu casele pe care
\nle purtam \u00een amintiri ca-ntr-un zi
\ngurat cu v\u00e2rful \u00eenspre trecut iar
\ncu baza l\u0103rgindu-se-n viitor
\n\u015fi toate erau locuite, e
\nrau acolo mult mai mult dec\u00e2t pa
\ntru genera\u0163ii c\u00e2t spune teo
\nfil p\u00e2r\u00e2ian c\u0103 purt\u0103m noi \u00een noi
\n\u015fi eram noi f\u0103c\u00e2nd sex ca la tea
\ntru cu ochii din toate dimprejur
\npe noi a\u015ftept\u00e2nd s\u0103 ne-nghit\u0103 lu
\nmina cu retina de la apa
\nri\u0163ia de puer, rai r\u0103u da\u2019 viu<\/p>\n
\nIliescu, care, acum \u00eemi dau seama,
\ne responsabil de actul de na\u015ftere fals
\nscos \u00een jurisdic\u0163ia lui. \u00cen anul
\n\u0103la a fost de fapt un mare val
\nde na\u015fteri, un baby-boom \u00een zona
\ncomunist\u0103, de la decretul anti
\navort \u2013 ceau\u015fei ni s-a spus, proast\u0103 poant\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n
\ncauza Basarabiei, \u015fi pentru asta
\na\u015fa cum \u015fti\u0163i din lecturile de c\u00e2nd
\nera\u0163i director al editurii tehnice
\nve\u0163i ajunge un decoct de c\u0103cat
\n\u00een lacul Cocytus, \u00een gura rece
\ntot mursec\u00e2ndu-v\u0103 a lui dracu\u2019 gol
\ndin ultimul cerc; atunci va fi scor egal.<\/p>\n
\ncam fraier\u0103 \u015fi cam g\u00e2ngav\u0103, numit\u0103
\nRom\u00e2nia, \u015fi-ntr-o zi se treze\u015fte c\u0103-i cre\u015fte
\nceva-n frunte, \u015fi tot \u00eei cre\u015fte, azi
\na\u015fa, m\u00e2ine-a\u015fa, din co\u015f se face-un
\nfuruncul, \u015fi-ncepe s\u0103 mi\u015fte, prinde via\u0163\u0103,
\ndevine-un omule\u0163 lipit acolo
\nun zbenghi pe nume ilici, de la un cancer
\nmai vechi care recidiva, tot pe
\nla creier. Cu azi, cu m\u00e2ine, a r\u0103bdat
\nbiata fat\u0103 – biat\u0103 s\u0103 nu fie!
\ndar p\u00e2n-la urm\u0103-\u015fi face curaj \u015fi haide
\n\u00eenc-o dat\u0103 p\u00e2n-la chirurg. Acolo,
\nilici: dom\u2019 doctor, uite ce mi-a crescut \u00een cur!<\/p>\n
\n\u00een diferite perioade
\nmuriser\u0103 tot felul de oameni care nu
\n\u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 de-acum ne b\u00e2ntuiau
\ndar e-adev\u0103rat c\u0103 uneori parc\u0103 reveneau ca un miros
\n(un amic chiar zicea ridica\u0163i-v\u0103 doamnelor poalele rochiilor
\nc\u0103 vom trece prin iad)
\npe m\u00e2inile noastre atunci c\u00e2nd ne m\u00e2ng\u00e2iam unul altuia buzele
\n\u015fi n\u0103rile
\ndar disp\u0103reau dup-aceea c\u00e2nd ne-a\u015fezam la mas\u0103
\n\u015fi trebuia s\u0103 ne \u015ftergem cu \u015fervetele aromate r\u0103mase de la pomeni
\ncum m\u0103 tachinai tu spun\u00e2ndu-mi de coliva aia c\u0103-i a\u015fa
\nplin\u0103 de via\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 sigur o s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i gravid\u0103
\nde la boabele de gr\u00e2u demult omor\u00e2te prin fierbere
\nc\u0103ci iat\u0103 am ajuns s\u0103 se simt\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la noi
\nc\u0103ldura soarelui b\u0103t\u00e2nd tocmai de pe
\ncealalt\u0103 parte a planetei, prin plante,
\nprin mor\u0163ii care clocotesc c\u0103tre mine
\nc\u00e2nd intru \u00een tine ca un cuv\u00e2nt dintr-o alt\u0103 limb\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 sens,
\ndar tot r\u0103sun\u00e2ndu-\u0163i \u00een minte \u015fi ziua \u015fi noaptea:
\nc\u00e2nd marile
\nrezerve de aer pentru locuitori
\ns-au dus
\n\u00een timpul
\ndansului
\nspre sud)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"