{"id":7349,"date":"2011-08-02T11:27:25","date_gmt":"2011-08-02T09:27:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=7349"},"modified":"2011-08-02T11:27:32","modified_gmt":"2011-08-02T09:27:32","slug":"tineri-poeti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=7349","title":{"rendered":"Tineri poe\u0163i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=right>de Ana Ionesei\n<\/p>\n<p>\nTinerii poe\u0163i, \u00een com\u0103 alcoolic\u0103, au vizitat morm\u00e2ntul lui Baudelaire \u015fi au scuipat de ciud\u0103 pe el.<br \/>\nI-au cer\u015fit p\u00e2ine lui Rimbaud, au \u015fters podeaua cu sonetele lui Shakespeare,<br \/>\nAu schimbat la talcioc opera complet\u0103 a lui Eminescu pe un telefon mobil.<br \/>\nTinerii poe\u0163i sunt osteni\u0163i \u015fi intr\u0103 \u00een infern numai la g\u00e2ndul de-a se apuca de Divina Comedie.<br \/>\nTinerii poe\u0163i au ciulit ni\u0163el urechile la cursurile de filosofie,<br \/>\nDar apoi s-au \u00eentors \u00een mocirla c\u0103ldu\u0163\u0103 din fa\u0163a calculatorului.<!--more--><br \/>\nTinerii poe\u0163i au fost p\u0103c\u0103li\u0163i de ni\u015fte contrabandi\u015fti care aveau mai mult\u0103 imagina\u0163ie dec\u00e2t ei.<br \/>\nTinerii poe\u0163i au dioptrii mari pentru c\u0103 citesc pe s\u0103rite.<br \/>\nTinerii poe\u0163i sufer\u0103 de plictis, iar p\u0103rin\u0163ii lor le pl\u0103tesc facturile.<br \/>\nTinerii poe\u0163i \u00eentocmesc tablouri clinice,<br \/>\nF\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fi avut \u00een via\u0163a lor un atac de panic\u0103,<br \/>\nPrecum vecina lor muncitoare \u015fi mam\u0103 de copil pe moarte.<br \/>\nTinerii poe\u0163i se boteaz\u0103 cu s\u00e2nge \u015fi sudoare la petreceri.<br \/>\nTinerilor poe\u0163i le prie\u015fte h\u0103rm\u0103laia \u015fi teatrul gratis din cafenele,<br \/>\nUnde le place s\u0103 se \u00eenghesuie asemeni porcilor spino\u015fi.<br \/>\nTinerii poe\u0163i au \u00eencercat toate narcoticele disponibile<br \/>\nF\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fi scris nimic de soi \u00een schimb.<br \/>\nTinerii poe\u0163i te binecuv\u00e2nteaz\u0103 pentru o doz\u0103 de V32<br \/>\n\u015ei nu mai \u0163in minte cum era apa de la f\u00e2nt\u00e2na casei bunicilor.<br \/>\nTinerii poe\u0163i sunt b\u0103d\u0103rani cu iubitele lor,<br \/>\nC\u0103ci impersonalul SE dicteaz\u0103 asta cavalerului post-modern.<br \/>\nTinerii poe\u0163i adorm la filmele lui Tarkovski<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei pentru c\u0103 mi s-a ur\u00e2t de ei,<br \/>\nDec\u00e2t s\u0103-i citesc, mai bine fac caligrafie. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Tinerii poe\u0163i citesc Platon la toalet\u0103<br \/>\nNici pica\u0163i cu cear\u0103 nu ar mai \u00eenv\u0103\u0163a pe de rost versurile unui <em>altul<\/em><br \/>\n\u015ei de cum vreun confrate iese din \u00eenc\u0103pere, ceilal\u0163i mi-l fac praf<br \/>\nDe necaz c\u0103 a fost publicat \u00eenaintea lor.<br \/>\nTinerii poe\u0163i \u00ee\u015fi sisteaz\u0103 cu bucurie lectura<br \/>\nDac\u0103 primesc un email.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Tinerii poe\u0163i suferinzi de versificarea tuturor mizeriilor,<br \/>\nAlergici la aer curat \u015fi conexiune slab\u0103 a internetului,<br \/>\nBie\u0163i epigoni anestezia\u0163i, chimicale academice<br \/>\nCare v\u0103 am\u0103gi\u0163i c\u0103 a\u0163i c\u0103lca pe urmele lui Ovidiu,<br \/>\nVai de metamorfozele voastre! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>de Ana Ionesei Tinerii poe\u0163i, \u00een com\u0103 alcoolic\u0103, au vizitat morm\u00e2ntul lui Baudelaire \u015fi au scuipat de ciud\u0103 pe el. I-au cer\u015fit p\u00e2ine lui Rimbaud, au \u015fters podeaua cu sonetele lui Shakespeare, Au schimbat la talcioc opera complet\u0103 a lui Eminescu pe un telefon mobil. Tinerii poe\u0163i sunt osteni\u0163i \u015fi intr\u0103 \u00een infern numai la [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[739,13],"tags":[631,1153,1114],"class_list":["post-7349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-32","category-poezie","tag-ana-ionesei","tag-egophobia-32","tag-poezie"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-1Ux","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7349"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7352,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7349\/revisions\/7352"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}