{"id":7364,"date":"2011-08-09T14:14:30","date_gmt":"2011-08-09T12:14:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=7364"},"modified":"2011-08-05T15:19:25","modified_gmt":"2011-08-05T13:19:25","slug":"poeme-de-ion-buzu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=7364","title":{"rendered":"Poeme de Ion Buzu"},"content":{"rendered":"

3ml de Konfidor<\/strong>
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Andru\u015fa \u015fi cu mine stropim cartofii.
\nFiecare avem \u00een spate ma\u015fina de stropit.
\nG\u00eendacii au format colonii pe
\ncartofii no\u015ftri,
\nde parc\u0103 au descoperit o nou\u0103 planet\u0103,
\nsau o nou\u0103 existen\u0163\u0103 lipsit\u0103
\nde agonie, durere, capcane \u015fi absurditate.
\nStropim curpenii de cartofi cu 3ml de Konfidor dizolvat \u00een 10L de ap\u0103,
\n\u00een cur\u00eend g\u00eendacii vor c\u0103dea, unul c\u00eete unul,
\ndoar trei ore \u015fi g\u00eendacilor li se vor face r\u0103u \u015fi vor muri;
\nei nu pot vomita c\u00eend li se face r\u0103u.
\nMie \u015fi lui Andru\u015fa ne curge otrava pe spate,
\nnenorocitele de ma\u015fini de stropit sunt cr\u0103pate.
\n\u201eAuzi Andru\u015fa, nu \u0163i-a trecut prin cap
\nc\u0103 acolo sus cineva \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 ne extermineze la fel cum noi facem cu ace\u015fti g\u00eendaci,
\ns\u0103 ne stropeasc\u0103 \u015fi el cu un fel de otrav\u0103,
\nnu chiar Konfidor,
\ndar ceva cu efect \u00eendelungat,
\ns\u0103 ni se fac\u0103 r\u0103u de tot dar s\u0103 nu murim \u00eendat\u0103,
\n\u015fi la r\u00eendul lui s\u0103-i fie cr\u0103pat\u0103 ma\u015fina sa de stropit,
\ns\u0103-i curg\u0103 \u015fi lui otrava pe spate.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Praful de pe mas\u0103<\/strong>
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Las\u0103-i pe ei s\u0103 scrie, las\u0103-i s\u0103 ia toate premiile de la toate concursurile literare,
\nlas\u0103-i s\u0103 fie publica\u0163i \u00een peste 1000 de exemplare,
\nlas\u0103-i s\u0103 c\u00ee\u015ftige de fiecare dat\u0103
\n\u015fi s\u0103-\u015fi p\u0103streze pielea fe\u0163ei f\u0103r\u0103 vreo \u00eencre\u0163itur\u0103 a agoniei absurdit\u0103\u0163ii.
\nNu te for\u0163a,
\nlas\u0103 s\u0103 creasc\u0103 \u00een tine,
\np\u00een\u0103 c\u00eend hainele \u0163i se vor zdren\u0163ui muncind \u00een c\u00eemp,
\np\u00een\u0103 c\u00eend pielea de pe bra\u0163e \u0163i se va \u00eennegri de la soare,
\np\u00een\u0103 praful se va a\u015fterne pe mas\u0103,
\np\u00een\u0103 te alegi cu defec\u0163iuni la creier
\n\u015fi r\u0103m\u00eei blocat \u00een acela\u015fi loc ani \u00eentregi,
\np\u00een\u0103 devii cineva privat de propria substan\u0163\u0103,
\nca un ou \u00een care nu \u015ftii unde s-a f\u0103cut o gaur\u0103 \u015fi s-a scurs tot,
\ndar ai grij\u0103 s\u0103 p\u0103strezi aparen\u0163ele,
\ns\u0103 stai \u00eentins ca un animal,
\np\u00een\u0103 se adun\u0103 musculi\u0163e \u015fi \u0163\u00een\u0163ari \u00een jurul t\u0103u \u015fi nu mai reu\u015fe\u015fti s\u0103 scapi de ele,
\np\u00een\u0103 vei fi dus \u00eentr-un subsol \u015fi vei fi lovit cu barosul \u00een cre\u015ftet
\n\u015fi carnea ta de tineret va fi trimis\u0103 la caremez, pegas \u015fi chiar la fabrica de salamuri din Dr\u0103sliceni,
\ndar ai grij\u0103 s\u0103 p\u0103strezi aparen\u0163ele,
\nc\u0103 lucrurile decurg cum trebuie
\n\u015fi e\u015fti ok,
\n\u015fi nici un sentiment serios de alienare nu te b\u00eentuie,
\n\u015fi numai atunci c\u00eend sim\u0163i c\u0103 aluneci,
\nc\u0103 nu o mai po\u0163i \u0163ine \u00een tine,
\niar \u0163\u00een\u0163arii \u015fi musculi\u0163ele au luat-o razna cu totul,
\natunci ia-\u0163i carnetul \u015fi pixul
\n\u015fi pariaz\u0103,
\npoate c\u0103 praful \u0103la de pe mas\u0103 e mai norocos dec\u00eet crezi.<\/p>\n

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Miopie <\/strong>
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Chestiile care \u00eemi apar se unesc \u00eentr-un film
\n\u00eentr-o limb\u0103 pe care nu o \u00een\u0163elege nimeni
\ntradus\u0103 cu subtitr\u0103ri
\npe care eu nu le pot deslu\u015fi din cauza
\nmiopiei,
\nv\u0103d doar mimica oamenilor,
\nle aud strig\u0103tele,
\ngesturile adresate mie, dar nu \u00een\u0163eleg nimic fiindc\u0103
\nsunt miop
\n\u015fi nu pot citi subtitr\u0103rile lumii \u0103steia
\n\u015fi atunci inventez singur un sens pentru tot ceea
\nce se \u00eent\u00eempl\u0103
\noricum nu vedeam ce era scris pe tabl\u0103 nici
\nla \u015fcoal\u0103
\n\u015fi nici subtitr\u0103rile filmelor de la TVR 1,
\nnici afi\u015fele publicitare,
\nexact ca atunci c\u00eend am v\u0103zut
\nMetamorfoza de Kafka, nu am \u00een\u0163eles prea multe
\n\u015fi am spus c\u0103 Gregor a devenit un monstru
\nfiindc\u0103 a dormit \u00een ziua \u00een
\ncare trebuia s\u0103 plece la serviciu,
\nde atunci a devenit un monstru pentru ceilal\u0163i
\n\u015fi p\u0103rin\u0163ii se \u00eengrozeau cel mai tare
\nc\u00eend vedeau c\u0103 nu le mai ajung bani \u015fi Gregor nu are un serviciu
\natunci el avea forma cea mai \u00eengrozitoare,
\nsubtitr\u0103rile tot ap\u0103reau, iar eu
\nnu deslu\u015feam nimic,
\n\u00eemi \u00eencordam ochii, l\u0103crimam, m\u0103 tot enervam \u015fi \u00eemi str\u00eengeam
\npantalonii \u015fi r\u0103suflam din greu,
\noricum
\nnu am \u00een\u0163eles nimic niciodat\u0103 din lumea asta
\ncei de l\u00eeng\u0103 mine m\u0103 \u00eentrebau mira\u0163i \u015fi r\u00eedeau:
\n\u201echiar nu \u00een\u0163elegi?\u201d
\nunicul moment c\u00eend totul avea sens
\na fost c\u00eend se l\u0103s\u0103 \u00eentunericul
\n\u015fi se auzi o muzic\u0103 cu vioar\u0103 \u015fi un bas pe fundal.<\/p>\n

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haiku<\/strong>
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\u201emotherfucker, e\u015fti terminat!\u201d \u00eemi striga
\nunul din ei.
\n\u00een sf\u00eer\u015fit, cineva are dreptate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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