de Patrick C\u0103linescu<\/p>\n
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\nSalata verde plesnea \u00een bol.
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\nCr\u0103pa de crud\u0103 ce era \u00een bol.
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\nBillu doar ce-o a\u015fezase frumos pe mas\u0103. Dar nu pentru m\u00e2ncat. Soarele pica direct pe ea \u015fi-i transparentiza interiorul de frunze proaspete. \u00cen ochii lui, Billu pierduse s-o mai vad\u0103 \u0163in\u00e2ndu-i de foame; ci, \u00een privirea lui umflat\u0103 \u015fi crescut\u0103, fiindu-i de cu totul altceva.
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\nNu se mai uit\u0103 mult la ea cum str\u0103luce\u015fte, a\u015fa, \u00een mijlocul mesei \u015fi al soarelui. Deja pe chip i se citea mul\u0163umirea sufleteasc\u0103 \u015fi, fiindc\u0103 p\u0103rea s\u0103 nu mai aib\u0103 timp de ea, o schimb\u0103 repede cu o fizionomie abia mai potrivit\u0103 cu g\u00e2ndurile ce-i ie\u015feau \u00een basorelief sub frunte.
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\n\u015etia c\u0103 este absolut singur acas\u0103. Pe iubita lui o trimisese mai devreme \u00een ora\u015f cu treab\u0103. S\u0103-i ridice pachetul de la po\u015ft\u0103 \u2013 aproape un ceas \u2013; s\u0103-i cumpere o cravat\u0103 asortat\u0103 \u2013 mai bine de-o or\u0103 \u2013; s\u0103 bea o cafea cu prietenele la o teras\u0103 \u2013 poate chiar o jum\u0103tate de zi \u2013; \u00een total, \u00ee\u015fi asigurase cel pu\u0163in p\u00e2n\u0103 disear\u0103 timp s\u0103 nu-l deranjeze nimeni.
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\nNu mai era foarte sigur dac\u0103 \u00eencuiase \u015fi u\u015fa de la intrare, c\u0103ci \u00eei trebuia intimitate ne\u00eentrerupt\u0103, dar \u015ftia c\u0103, din principiu, el n-o l\u0103sa niciodat\u0103 descuiat\u0103. Credea, la fel, \u00een lipsa absolut\u0103 de excep\u0163ii a tabieturilor sale. Totu\u015fi, pentru c\u0103 nu era una obi\u015fnuit\u0103 ocazia de fa\u0163\u0103, \u00ee\u015fi luase \u015fi alte m\u0103suri de precau\u0163ie: fiindc\u0103 u\u015fa de la buc\u0103t\u0103rie nu avea cheie, o bloc\u0103 frumos cu un scaun al c\u0103rui sp\u0103tar, lustruit de at\u00e2tea l\u0103s\u0103ri pe verticalitatea lui, \u00eel propti \u00een toat\u0103 orizontalitatea sub\u0163ire a clan\u0163ei de o\u0163el inoxidabil. \u00cen plus, ca s\u0103 se \u00eenchid\u0103 \u015fi \u00een el, nu doar \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie, alese \u015fi un c\u00e2ntec lini\u015ftitor pe care-l urc\u0103, prin c\u0103\u015fti, direct \u00een urechi.
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\nTic\u0103indu-i muzica \u00een cap, iar ochii-i, silui\u0163i afar\u0103 din g\u0103vane, \u00een\u0163ep\u00e2ndu-i masa \u015fi soarele deopotriv\u0103, Billu, \u00eencruntat peste salata verde, se preg\u0103tea s\u0103 extenueze complet intimitatea lui ne\u00eentrerupt\u0103 de nimic.
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\nSe d\u0103du c\u00e2\u0163iva pa\u015fi \u00een spate pentru o mai bun\u0103 perspectiv\u0103. Privi cu superioritate \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 perspectiva astfel substan\u0163ial \u00eembun\u0103t\u0103\u0163it\u0103.
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\nApoi, sacadat, automat, derutat, trase pantalonii \u00een jos de pe el. Lor zv\u00e2rli\u0163i \u00een vine le urmar\u0103 \u015fi chilo\u0163ii.
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\nAcum, afectat, automat, degajat, se descotorosi \u015fi de pantalonii care-l pironiser\u0103 \u00een picioare, \u015fi de chilo\u0163ii \u00een care se blocase p\u00e2n\u0103 la genunchi.
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\nApoi, \u00een fundul gol \u015fi lucind diform \u00een sp\u0103tarul c\u0103ruia scaunul \u00eei \u00eent\u0103rea \u015fi mai stra\u015fnic menirea prezent\u0103, Billu contempla toate posibilit\u0103\u0163ile de \u00eenf\u0103ptuire ale intimit\u0103\u0163ii lui ne\u00eentrerupte. Select\u00e2nd-o pe cea mai bun\u0103, pe celelalte nu le mai lu\u0103 deloc \u00een serios.
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\nAcum, se apropie de mas\u0103, dar observ\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eentre el \u015fi ea se b\u0103g\u0103 o diferen\u0163\u0103 de \u00een\u0103l\u0163ime. Ca s\u0103 remedieze situa\u0163ia, \u00een\u0163elese imediat c\u0103 o alta trebuia s\u0103 fie sacrificat\u0103. Nu avu \u00eencotro \u015fi debloc\u0103, de scaun, u\u015fa. \u00ce\u015fi asum\u0103, cu privirea dezumflat\u0103 \u015fi descrescut\u0103, riscul de \u00eentrerupere care \u00eei p\u0103\u015ftea, \u00een fiecare moment, intimitatea. Lu\u0103 scaunul \u015fi-l puse frumos l\u00e2ng\u0103 mas\u0103, dar f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-l \u015fi trag\u0103 sub ea. \u00cel va folosi pentru a \u00eenl\u0103tura, dintre ei, \u015fi cea din urm\u0103 diferen\u0163\u0103 de \u00een\u0103l\u0163ime.
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\nApoi, gol \u015fi tare, de\u015fir\u00e2ndu-\u015fi ochii \u00eempreuna\u0163i \u00eentr-o privire de ansamblu, Billu \u00eenaint\u0103 c\u00e2\u0163iva pa\u015fi \u00eentru o perspectiv\u0103 mai \u00eendeaproape m\u0103run\u0163it\u0103 \u00een detalii. Cercet\u0103 pe s\u0103rite perspectiva redus\u0103 astfel aproape la un singur lucru. Salata verde crescuse drept \u00een mijlocul mesei \u015fi al soarelui. P\u0103rea mai umflat\u0103 \u015fi mai crescut\u0103 \u015fi dec\u00e2t ochii lui deja crescu\u0163i \u015fi umfla\u0163i de intimitate ne\u00eentrerupt\u0103.
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\nAcum, Billu se lipi complet de cantul rece al mesei. Se urcase \u015fi pe scaunul de al c\u0103rui sp\u0103tar \u00eencerca din toate puterile s\u0103 se fereasc\u0103. \u00cengenunche pe el, dar c\u0103lc\u00e2iele, oric\u00e2t s-a str\u0103duit, tot atinser\u0103, cu v\u00e2rfurile rotundurilor, furnirul ce urca pe \u00eentreg sp\u0103tarul \u00een al c\u0103rui scaun se instalase pentru declan\u015farea ne\u00eent\u00e2rziat\u0103 a intimit\u0103\u0163ii lui ne\u00eentrerupte.
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\nApoi, gol \u015fi tare, chircindu-se \u00een coatele proptite \u00een pulpele \u00eentinse bine peste gambe, Billu dezechilibr\u0103 toat\u0103 simetria lui corporal\u0103. O m\u00e2n\u0103 r\u0103mase \u00een continuare tensionat\u0103 \u00een cotul proptit \u00een pulpele bine \u00eentinse peste gambe, dar cealalt\u0103, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r, ie\u015fi din intr\u00e2ndul cotului proptit \u00een pulpele bine \u00eentinse peste gambe \u015fi prinse a se mi\u015fca \u00een unghiurile diferite pe care \u00eemplinirea intimit\u0103\u0163ii lui ne\u00eentrerupte o presupunea.
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\nAcum, dup\u0103 trecerea \u00een revist\u0103 a at\u00e2tor diferite variante geometrice ale m\u00e2inii consum\u00e2nd ne\u00eentrerupta lui intimitate, Billu, ad\u00e2ncit \u00een spasme \u015fi-n c\u00e2rcei, se lep\u0103d\u0103 \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit temeinic \u00een verdele p\u00e2r\u00e2ind de crud ce era al salatei din bolul \u00eencle\u015ftat \u00een mijlocul mesei \u015fi al soarelui.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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