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de Mihai Batea [Rom\u00e2nia]
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\nB\u0103iatul se smiorc\u0103ie. Nu-i este foame, nu-i place, n-are chef de m\u00e2ncare. Gheorghe Dincote\u021b se enerveaz\u0103, strig\u0103 la el. \u201eNu fi mofturos, bag\u0103-n tine \u0219i treci la culcare!\u201c Mama las\u0103 tricotatul, pune m\u00e2na pe fruntea copilului. \u201eAre febr\u0103.\u201c B\u0103rbatului \u00eei trec nervii, lipe\u0219te \u0219i el palma de fruntea micu\u021bului. \u201eNu-i cine \u0219tie ce!\u201c Se face un ceai, se g\u0103se\u0219te o aspirin\u0103. Rupt\u0103-n dou\u0103 se d\u0103 bolnavului care o sfarm\u0103 \u00eentre din\u021bi. Nu \u0219tie \u00eenc\u0103 s\u0103-nghit\u0103 medicamente. Cu tot cu ursule\u021b este dus \u00een patul lui. Tat\u0103l spune repede o poveste scurt\u0103. N-are timp de una lung\u0103, pe programul doi e meci de fotbal.
\n\tFazele sunt palpitante, Dincote\u021b tr\u0103ie\u0219te din plin. Love\u0219te cu pumnul drept \u00een cealalt\u0103 palm\u0103. Asta deranjeaz\u0103 so\u021bia care se ridic\u0103 \u0219i merge la toalet\u0103, blestem\u0103 to\u021bi fotbali\u0219tii. Chiar acum va fi executat\u0103 o lovitur\u0103 de pedeaps\u0103. Nevasta se \u00eentoarce, agitat\u0103. \u201e\u0102la mic arde de tot!\u201c El nu zice nimic, s-a intrat \u00een prelungiri. Ea se enerveaz\u0103. \u201eTu n-auzi?\u201c Ba da, a auzit, se ridic\u0103, merge \u00een cealalt\u0103 camer\u0103 \u0219i se convinge. So\u021bii \u021bin sfat \u0219i hot\u0103r\u0103sc s\u0103 culce copilul cu ei \u00een pat. Mama a preg\u0103tit o batist\u0103 ud\u0103, tat\u0103l caut\u0103 termometrul prin sertare. \u00ce\u0219i aduce aminte c\u0103 l-a \u00eemprumutat, \u00eencepe s\u0103-njure. Mai are unul, lung de jum\u0103tate de metru, pentru laboratoare
\n\tIndica\u021bia arat\u0103 41 de grade, nici unul nu vrea s\u0103 cread\u0103. El g\u0103se\u0219te o explica\u021bie. \u201eE termometru tehnic, are eroare de plus minus cinci la sut\u0103. Uite, scrie pe el!\u201c Mama nu-i mai lini\u0219tit\u0103, copilul g\u00e2f\u00e2ie, inima-i bate repede, p\u0103rul i-e ud. Televizorul vorbe\u0219te singur.
\n\t\u201eS\u0103 chem\u0103m un medic\u201c, spune ea. Dincote\u021b are deja agenda \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. \u201eO s\u0103-l sun pe \u021ai\u021bi, mi-a spus c\u0103 la orice or\u0103 din zi sau din noapte!\u201c Nevasta caut\u0103 \u00een portofel. B\u0103rbatul \u00eei spune s\u0103 lase naibii banii! \u201eNu-i dau nimic, o s\u0103 scriu despre el. Cu reclama asta o s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tige mai mult! El \u0219tie asta \u0219i nici nu va cere…\u201c
\n\tDoctorul cu cabinet particular nu r\u0103spunde la telefon. Ei nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 fac\u0103. Copilul este dezbr\u0103cat, geamurile deschise, s\u0103 intre gerul \u0219i aerul curat, corpul bolnavului este fric\u021bionat cu spirt. Tat\u0103l \u00eei m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie fruntea. \u201eDragul meu ce-o fi cu tine!?\u201c Micu\u021bul mi\u0219c\u0103 ochii, dintr-o parte \u00een cealalt\u0103. Mama vorbe\u0219te la telefon. \u201eAlo, salvarea?\u201c Femeia scoate haine, \u00eent\u00e2i se-mbrac\u0103 ei, apoi b\u0103iatul. Este \u021binut \u00een bra\u021be, la fereastr\u0103, i se arat\u0103 z\u0103pada \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103. I se poveste\u0219te despre sanie, cum o s\u0103-l trag\u0103 tata, tot \u00een fug\u0103…
\n\tEste ora trei. Copilului i se dau alte haine. Cele transpirate sunt aruncate pe jos. \u00cen forfot\u0103 sunt c\u0103lcate \u00een picioare. Se aude soneria, a venit ma\u0219ina. Gheorghe crede c\u0103 se face mai \u00eent\u00e2i un consult, nu este a\u0219a. Femeia \u00een alb vorbe\u0219te \u00eencet, e obosit\u0103. \u201eS\u0103 mergem!\u201c
\n\tDacia ambulan\u021b\u0103 miroase a tutun ars, \u0219oferul ascult\u0103 muzic\u0103 simfonic\u0103. Asistenta se zburle\u0219te la el, s\u0103 schimbe postul. Apoi, c\u0103tre Doamna Dincote\u021b: \u201eLas\u0103 madam, nu te mai v\u0103ic\u0103ri pentru o grip\u0103, n-o s\u0103 moar\u0103!\u201c Cel de la volan se r\u0103\u021boie\u0219te \u0219i el. \u201eDar muzica asta \u00ee\u021bi place?\u201c La o curb\u0103, de pe bord \u00eei alunec\u0103 pachetul cu \u021big\u0103ri. \u00centinde m\u00e2na, le ia \u0219i-\u0219i mai aprinde una.
\n\tLa camera de gard\u0103 nu e nimeni. Mama g\u0103se\u0219te o asistent\u0103 \u0219i aceasta merge dup\u0103 doctori\u021b\u0103. \u201eE plecat\u0103 pu\u021bin prin saloane!\u201c Doamna de servici vine dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva minute. Flutur\u0103 degetele pentru a i se usca oja. Gheorghe r\u0103m\u00e2ne afar\u0103 \u0219i se ceart\u0103 cu o infirmier\u0103. Aceasta i-a spus s\u0103 fumeze la WC, dac\u0103 nu se poate ab\u021bine. \u201e\u00cen spital e interzis dohana!\u201c
\n\tSo\u021bia iese, spune b\u0103rbatului c\u0103 trebuie venit la un consult, dup\u0103 ora nou\u0103, la policlinic\u0103. \u201eS\u0103 mergem la farmacie!\u201c El se str\u0103duie s\u0103 nu alunece, are copilul \u00een bra\u021be. Tramvaiele \u00eencep s\u0103 circule. Sunt nervo\u0219i am\u00e2ndoi. \u201e\u00cen camera de gard\u0103 mi-a spus c\u0103 nu e grip\u0103. S\u0103 fiu lini\u0219tit\u0103! Salvarea se cheam\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd bolnavul nu poate fi transportat.\u201c Femeii \u00eei tremur\u0103 glasul. Nu lipse\u0219te mult pentru a pl\u00e2nge.
\n\tLa cabinet a\u0219teapt\u0103 mul\u021bi p\u0103rin\u021bi, cu odraslele de m\u00e2n\u0103 sau \u021binute pe genunchi. Medicul, un t\u00e2n\u0103r simpatic \u0219i dr\u0103gu\u021b, a poftit-o prima pe nevasta lui Gheorghe. Impresionat de bujorii din obrazul copilului. A terminat repede. M\u0103mica a ie\u0219it cu o re\u021bet\u0103 \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. Ultimii bani au fost cheltui\u021bi pe taximetru.
\n\tAcas\u0103 a \u00eenceput cearta. \u201eCum adic\u0103? Nu \u021bi-a spus ce boal\u0103 are!? Nu pricep…\u201c Ea riposteaz\u0103. \u201eDe ce n-ai intrat \u0219i tu? S\u0103 auzi cu urechile tale: asta-i pentru tuse, asta pentru febr\u0103, asta pentru g\u00e2t… A\u0219a faci tot timpul, numai gura e de tine!\u201c Dincote\u021b telefoneaz\u0103 la \u021ai\u021bi. Acesta vine \u00een zece minute, \u00ee\u0219i cere scuze pentru ast\u0103 noapte, a mai fost la c\u00e2\u021biva copii. \u201eStai feciora\u0219ule, s\u0103 vad\u0103 nenea ce te doare!\u201c Particularul spune sec: pneumonie!. Despre plat\u0103 nu se discut\u0103, nu vrea doctorul.
\n\tDup\u0103 ce pleac\u0103 \u021ai\u021bi, discu\u021biile re\u00eencep. \u201eCe-\u021bi veni s\u0103 chemi salvarea!? Pu\u021bin\u0103 r\u0103bdare trebuia, m-a\u0219 fi dus dup\u0103 el acas\u0103, doar mi-e amic!\u201c \u201eDar tu!? De ce nu scrii ce p\u0103\u021besc cei bolnavi? E\u0219ti un bleg!\u201c \u201eZ\u0103u? Ai impresia c\u0103 sunt a\u0219a de mul\u021bi medici? Tot la ei ajungi, proasto!\u201c Auzind ocara, so\u021bia lui Gheorghe pune m\u00e2na pe o scrumier\u0103 \u0219i arunc\u0103 dup\u0103 b\u0103rbat. El se fere\u0219te, cristalul se sparge de perete. Femeia pl\u00e2nge, o primise de la mama ei. Dincote\u021b renun\u021b\u0103 la disput\u0103 \u0219i pleac\u0103 din cas\u0103, merge s\u0103 \u00eemprumute ni\u0219te bani. Ea adun\u0103 cioburile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

de Mihai Batea [Rom\u00e2nia] for the English version click here   B\u0103iatul se smiorc\u0103ie. Nu-i este foame, nu-i place, n-are chef de m\u00e2ncare. Gheorghe Dincote\u021b se enerveaz\u0103, strig\u0103 la el. \u201eNu fi mofturos, bag\u0103-n tine \u0219i treci la culcare!\u201c Mama las\u0103 tricotatul, pune m\u00e2na pe fruntea copilului. \u201eAre febr\u0103.\u201c B\u0103rbatului \u00eei trec nervii, lipe\u0219te \u0219i […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[739,393],"tags":[1153,797,54],"class_list":["post-7677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-32","category-prozascurta","tag-egophobia-32","tag-mihai-batea","tag-proza-scurta"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s6DakB-boala","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7677"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7679,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7677\/revisions\/7679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}