{"id":7928,"date":"2011-12-22T08:05:01","date_gmt":"2011-12-22T06:05:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=7928"},"modified":"2011-12-23T15:07:13","modified_gmt":"2011-12-23T13:07:13","slug":"pisicosul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=7928","title":{"rendered":"Pisicosul"},"content":{"rendered":"

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de Ovia Herbert<\/p>\n

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pisicosule ne era\u00a0 foame<\/p>\n

ne era mereu foame<\/p>\n

diminea\u0163a \u00eentre diminea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi pr\u00e2nz la pr\u00e2nz seara la miezul nop\u0163ii dup\u0103 miezul nop\u0163ii<\/p>\n

\u015fi ne era team\u0103 c\u0103 o s\u0103 murim de foame<\/p>\n

\u015fi nimeni nu o s\u0103 mai \u015ftie de noi<\/p>\n

puteam s\u0103\u00a0 putrezim bloca\u0163i \u00een demisol<\/p>\n

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sa ne g\u0103seasca dup\u0103 o lun\u0103 \u00eentin\u015fi \u00een patul cu arcuri de fier<\/p>\n

ultimul z\u00e2mbet conteaz\u0103<\/p>\n

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apoi \u00eengroparea.<\/p>\n

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(ni\u015fte eroi cu medalii post-mortem trimise familiilor pentru rezistent\u0103 \u00een tran\u015fee.)<\/p>\n

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demisolul era c\u00e2mpul de lupt\u0103 al altei lumi<\/p>\n

groapa unde ne aruncam p\u0103m\u00e2nt p\u00e2n\u0103 la glezne apoi p\u00e2n\u0103 la genunchi \u015fi tot a\u015fa<\/p>\n

sudoarea ne-o str\u00e2ngeam \u00een sticla de plastic pe care o luasem cu noi \u00een caz de urgen\u0163\u0103<\/p>\n

str\u00e2ngeam p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u015fi apa p\u00e2n\u0103 la g\u00e2t \u015fi apoi vorbeam cu limba plin\u0103 de \u0163\u0103r\u00e2n\u0103<\/p>\n

cu capul injectat de vise deliram<\/p>\n

\u00eentr-un c\u00e2ntecel al zonei.<\/p>\n

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3.<\/p>\n

este\u00a0 at\u00e2ta euforie \u00een vorbele noastre<\/p>\n

ca s\u0103 ne treac\u0103<\/p>\n

cump\u0103r\u0103m ceva parizer cu suta de grame iar tu \u00eencepi s\u0103 r\u00e2zi ca prostul de parc\u0103 am fi c\u00e2\u015ftigat marele loz<\/p>\n

avem m\u00e2ncare? avem nu?<\/p>\n

avem lozul c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103tor trecem pe viata extra<\/p>\n

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nu avem nimic de\u015fteptule!<\/p>\n

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faci cinste?<\/p>\n

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fac cinste:<\/p>\n

uischi bere si somon<\/p>\n

deocamdata atat.<\/p>\n

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4.<\/p>\n

redecor\u0103m demisolul cu uleiuri si carioca dup\u0103 ce \u00eel cump\u0103r\u0103m de la coana<\/p>\n

o sa \u00eel scoatem ieftin<\/p>\n

sau mai bine nu-i d\u0103m nici un ban<\/p>\n

nu vezi c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 scape de el<\/p>\n

de aceea nu face niciodat\u0103 lumin\u0103 pe hol<\/p>\n

iube\u015fte doar\u00a0 banii no\u015ftri<\/p>\n

floricelele pe care i le-am v\u0103rsa \u00een cap c\u00e2nd \u00eentinde m\u00e2na s\u0103 ia din castron<\/p>\n

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mai bine<\/p>\n

varsa tot pe jos<\/p>\n

varsa acum!<\/p>\n

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5.<\/p>\n

\u015fi mai punem de \u00eenc\u0103 o tigaie<\/p>\n

v\u0103\u00a0 place coana?<\/p>\n

v\u0103 place nu?<\/p>\n

floricele cu br\u00e2nz\u0103 de vac\u0103 buc\u0103\u0163i de \u015funculi\u0163\u0103 boia pe deasupra si dedesuptul farfuriei chinezesti.<\/p>\n

altceva?<\/p>\n

doar apa minerala bauta cu paharul ciobit.<\/p>\n

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sunte\u0163i amabili baieti! a\u015fa zicea<\/p>\n

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suntem pe dracu!<\/p>\n

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6.<\/p>\n

lu\u0103m de la non-stop \u201cnick\u201d o p\u00e2ine turceasc\u0103 m\u0103sline grece\u015fti<\/p>\n

trei ro\u015fii un ardei capia \u015fi nes la plic<\/p>\n

uneori diminea\u0163a tu aduci ni\u015fte carne fript\u0103<\/p>\n

cu mu\u015ftar fran\u0163uzesc din ala de import<\/p>\n

carne furat\u0103 sau strecurat\u0103 \u00een rucsac de una din picolitele de la clubul unde muncesti<\/p>\n

resturi de la cine \u015ftie ce chef de ba\u015ftani<\/p>\n

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baiiii!<\/p>\n

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tr\u0103im ca ni\u015fte lorzi de pe urma fetelor \u015fi b\u0103ie\u0163ilor de bani gata<\/p>\n

m\u00e2nc\u0103m p\u00e2n\u0103 la ultima firimitur\u0103 str\u00e2ns\u0103 de pe mas\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la penultima bucat\u0103 de carne t\u0103iat\u0103 m\u0103runt pe toc\u0103torul de lemn<\/p>\n

\u015fi nu ne trece foamea niciodat\u0103 nu ne trece<\/p>\n

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m\u00e2ine ce m\u00e2nc\u0103m?<\/p>\n

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