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M\u0103tu\u015fa care m\u0103 punea s\u0103 de\u015fert \u00een \u015fan\u0163 zeci de g\u0103le\u0163i de ap\u0103,mici ca ni\u015fte degetare, \u00eentreba de fiecare dat\u0103: \u201eE\u015fti martor c\u0103 i-am dat ap\u0103?\u201c \u201eSunt martor!\u201c Pe atunci, \u00een sud, mai circulau de capul lor unele vorbe, aidoma unor c\u00e2ini f\u0103r\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2n. Sau\u00a0 mai bine zis, aidoma unor c\u00e2ini f\u0103r\u0103 cap, sau unor capete de c\u00e2ine f\u0103r\u0103 trup, ca exemplarul acela rusesc de laborator care saliva stupid, fiindc\u0103 nu avea stomac. Stomacul fusese \u00eenlocuit cu un borcan \u00een<\/p>\n
care barbotau, prin ni\u015fte furtune, sucurile gastrice iluzoriiale foamei\u2026<\/p>\n
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Scopul \u00eentregii \u00a0acestei pove\u015fti era ca apa s\u0103 ne conduc\u0103 incon\u015ftient\u0103 la vizuin\u0103. S\u0103 \u00eei tr\u0103d\u0103m visele virgine. S\u0103 \u00eeispargem burta plin\u0103 de secrete. (Pe una din monezile comuniste era gravat un miner sp\u0103rg\u00e2nd ceva cu t\u00e2rn\u0103copul.)<\/p>\n
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Eram \u00een s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na dup\u0103 pa\u015fte.<\/p>\n
Urm\u0103reamfosforescen\u0163a cor\u0103bioarelor din coji de ou\u0103, \u00eendrept\u00e2ndu-se leg\u0103nate spre bur\u0163ile unor ape grase, ca ni\u015fte pe\u015fti \u0163iuind sub p\u0103m\u00e2nt. Am auzit \u015fi zgomot mult de lume, voci<\/p>\n
petrec\u00e2nd, sau discu\u0163ii aprinse \u00eentre b\u0103rba\u0163i, iar sub perdeaua de ape i-am z\u0103rit \u015fi pe bunicii blajini \u00een pe\u015fterile lor subp\u0103m\u00e2ntene, ilumina\u0163i \u015fi calzi. Ca s\u0103 trec, trebuia g\u0103sit pode\u0163ul cel bun: chiar \u015fi nevinovatele p\u00e2raie pot avea gropanele lor, unde piciorul se scufund\u0103 pe nea\u015fteptate. Acolo, \u00eenceputul e deja f\u0103cut \u015fi exist\u0103 lumi c\u00e2t acul de g\u0103m\u0103lie \u2013 capcanele mici \u015fi ungherele \u00eenghit totul ca \u015farpele boa, pe nemestecate. Cel mai bun loc era la intrarea bisericii: puteam p\u0103r\u0103si f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 deranjez. De acolo, vedeam chiar detalii…<\/p>\n
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Oamenii scur\u015fi \u00een fluviu, la gura de v\u0103rsare a poftelor ghiftuite p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eeng\u00e2t (\u00een m\u0103rul lui Adam li se \u00eent\u00e2mpla poticneala), f\u0103ceau o anima\u0163ie mut\u0103 dar asurzitoare. Din valuri, ie\u015fea c\u00e2te o m\u00e2n\u0103 sau un chip familiar: poate c\u0103 \u00eentr-adev\u0103r vreun prieten sau o rud\u0103 \u00eemi cereau ajutor, dar erau deodat\u0103 \u00eenghi\u0163i\u0163i. Ridic\u0103rile acelea pe pere\u0163i p\u00e2n\u0103 la turle ne l\u0103sau cu unghiile tocite. Ce s\u0103 faci cu o singur\u0103 scar\u0103, de pe care aproape to\u0163i c\u0103\u0163\u0103r\u0103torii c\u0103deau, fiind \u00eenghi\u0163i\u0163i de valuri?<\/p>\n
La un moment dat, cineva (eu) din mul\u0163ime a s\u0103rit \u00eentr-un picior f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-mi semn cu m\u00e2na, dar am clipit s\u0103-mi umezesc corneea (noi, b\u0103rba\u0163ii, nu pl\u00e2ngem dec\u00e2t \u00eenl\u0103untrul nostru), ceea ce a f\u0103cut ca fl\u0103c\u0103rile pictate ale iadului s\u0103-\u015fi mi\u015fte limbile foarte veridic. Eram chiar eu cu familia \u00eentr-un concediu. At\u00e2t de plecat fusesem ast\u0103 var\u0103, c\u00e2nd m\u0103-ntorceam cu mama din Soveja, \u00eenc\u00e2t m\u0103 temeam c\u0103 acas\u0103 a\u015f putea g\u0103si pe altcineva \u2013 \u00een lumea acvatic\u0103 (a\u015fa cum sunt \u0163esuturile noastre mustind de ape) se cunosc destule cazuri de molu\u015fte parazit\u00e2nd cochilii duse de-acas\u0103. Dar nu era cazul: cochilia calcaroas\u0103 a casei era la locul ei, chiar dac\u0103 pu\u0163in mi\u015fcat\u0103. \u00cen definitiv, toat\u0103 lumea \u015ftie c\u0103 de\u015fertul \u00eenainteaz\u0103 furi\u015f, sau c\u0103 apele taie, pu\u0163in c\u00e2te<\/p>\n
pu\u0163in, feliidureroase de plaj\u0103. \u015ei apoi cum s\u0103 pleci, c\u00e2nd nu e posibil s\u0103 scapi de tine? (Micile mele obiceiuri au clipit din ochi recunosc\u0103toare.)<\/p>\n
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Gura morm\u00e2ntului sem\u0103na perfect cu groapa r\u0103mas\u0103 dup\u0103 extrac\u0163ia m\u0103selei. Se vedea chiar \u015fi iarba pe margini, ca p\u0103rul pubian, u\u015for r\u0103nit\u0103. De aceea, c\u00e2nd plecam, trebuia s\u0103 m\u0103 smulg ca dintr-o s\u00e2ngeroas\u0103 gingie. R\u0103m\u00e2nea mereu o gaur\u0103 \u00een urma mea. Iar gaura \u00eencepea s\u0103-\u015fi mi\u015fte buzele. Vorbea ceva. C\u00e2nd reveneam, obiectele erau \u00eentotdeauna mi\u015fcatede la locul lor. Chiar dac\u0103 se pref\u0103ceau inerte (pe unele femei le-am avut a\u015fa, \u00een somn, f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 vizibil direct pe<\/p>\n
creasta visului lor).<\/p>\n
\u00cen aceste situa\u0163ii, examinam cu aten\u0163ie s\u0103 nu g\u0103sesc cochilia mea ocupat\u0103 de altcineva, un parazit care s\u0103 \u00eemi sug\u0103 toat\u0103 biografia. (Se spune c\u0103 p\u0103ianjenii injecteaz\u0103 o substan\u0163\u0103 care le lichefiaz\u0103 mu\u015ftelor abdomenul. Apoi le golesc con\u0163inutul, l\u0103s\u00e2ndu-le \u0163epene, de parc\u0103 ar fi \u00eemp\u0103iate.)<\/p>\n
De cele mai multe ori d\u0103deam \u00eens\u0103 tot de mine, locuindu-m\u0103 tacticos. Nu sc\u0103pam de mine nic\u0103ieri. Dar m\u0103 retr\u0103geam elegant, c\u0103ci fiecare clip\u0103 avea propriul s\u0103u tunel care \u00ee\u015fi consuma gura p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t. Nu era bine s\u0103 le intersectezi.<\/p>\n
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de Horia Dulvac\u00a0[Rom\u00e2nia] for the English version please click\u00a0here M\u0103tu\u015fa care m\u0103 punea s\u0103 de\u015fert \u00een \u015fan\u0163 zeci de g\u0103le\u0163i de ap\u0103,mici ca ni\u015fte degetare, \u00eentreba de fiecare dat\u0103: \u201eE\u015fti martor c\u0103 i-am dat ap\u0103?\u201c \u201eSunt martor!\u201c Pe atunci, \u00een sud, mai circulau de capul lor unele vorbe, aidoma unor c\u00e2ini f\u0103r\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2n. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[794,393],"tags":[1155,848,54],"class_list":["post-8135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-33","category-prozascurta","tag-egophobia-33","tag-horia-dulvac","tag-proza-scurta"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-27d","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8135"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8681,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8135\/revisions\/8681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}