here<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
\u201cO, Dumnezeule mare!\u00a0Face pipi pe covor!\u201d zise \u00eencet Asistenta Custodelui c\u0103tre asistenta sa.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
\u201cS\u0103 sun\u0103m poli\u0163ia?\u201d\u00a0\u00eentreb\u0103 asistenta cu ochii speria\u0163i.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
\u201cCategoric!\u201d<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
\u00cencercau s\u0103 nu se uite insistent la individa ne\u00eengrijit\u0103, aparent f\u0103r\u0103 ad\u0103post, care se oprise \u015fi urinase pe noul covor de 100.000 de dolari al muzeului.\u00a0St\u0103tea acum l\u00e2ng\u0103 pata \u00eentunecat\u0103 de pe covorul bej care \u00ee\u015fi p\u0103strase puful \u00eenc\u00e2nt\u0103tor chiar \u015fi dup\u0103 o astfel de avers\u0103 dezgust\u0103toare.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
\u201cNu-i a\u015fa c\u0103 e minunat?\u00a0\u00eentreb\u0103 femeia f\u0103r\u0103 ad\u0103post.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
\u201cSe \u00eentinde. E viu.\u00a0E natural, \u015fi e al meu.\u00a0E doar o mic\u0103 contribu\u0163ie.\u201d<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
\u201cLas\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 o aduc pe Margaret aici, s\u0103 vedem dac\u0103 vrea s\u0103 cheme poli\u0163ia sau s\u0103 rezolve singur\u0103 problema.\u201d<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Asistenta Custodelui disp\u0103ru prin u\u015fa masiv\u0103 de nuc de la biroul custodelui, \u015fi reap\u0103rur\u0103 c\u00e2teva minute mai t\u00e2rziu.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
\u201cSun\u0103 serviciul de cur\u0103\u0163\u0103torie, dar f\u0103r\u0103 alte interven\u0163ii externe.\u00a0M\u0103 refer la poli\u0163ie.\u201d<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
\u201cDar, Margaret. Este clar c\u0103 nu o putem l\u0103sa s\u0103 stea aici.\u00a0Ce urmeaz\u0103?\u00a0O s\u0103 \u00eenchidem ochii c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 defecheze pe covoarele pentru care ne-am zb\u0103tut at\u00e2ta?<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
\u201cPropun s\u0103 v\u0103 calma\u021bi. Evident, nu ai idee cine e. Familia ei a donat un milion cinci sute anul trecut.\u00a0Este Philomena Watts, fiica lui Sheldon Watts.\u201d<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
\u201cFunda\u0163ia Watts?\u201d<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Custodele a r\u0103spuns cu un z\u00e2mbet u\u015for chinuit, dar r\u0103bd\u0103tor, d\u00e2nd aprobator din cap, ca \u0219i cum ar fi vorbit cu un copil.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
\u201cAcum, te rog s\u0103 chemi pe cineva de la cur\u0103\u0163\u0103torie \u015fi una din voi s\u0103-i fac\u0103 turul muzeului.\u00a0Cu bl\u00e2nde\u0163e.\u201d<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
\u00a0Sf\u00e2r\u015fit<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
de\u00a0Robert Fenhagen [USA] traducere din engleza de\u00a0Zenovia Popa \u00a0for the English version click\u00a0here \u201cO, Dumnezeule mare!\u00a0Face pipi pe covor!\u201d zise \u00eencet Asistenta Custodelui c\u0103tre asistenta sa. \u201cS\u0103 sun\u0103m poli\u0163ia?\u201d\u00a0\u00eentreb\u0103 asistenta cu ochii speria\u0163i. \u201cCategoric!\u201d \u00cencercau s\u0103 nu se uite insistent la individa ne\u00eengrijit\u0103, aparent f\u0103r\u0103 ad\u0103post, care se […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[794,393],"tags":[1155,54,25,72,430],"class_list":["post-8155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-33","category-prozascurta","tag-egophobia-33","tag-proza-scurta","tag-robert-fenhagen","tag-traducere","tag-zenovia-popa-mttlc"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-27x","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8155"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8324,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8155\/revisions\/8324"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}