{"id":8497,"date":"2012-05-21T02:05:06","date_gmt":"2012-05-21T00:05:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=8497"},"modified":"2012-05-20T22:09:04","modified_gmt":"2012-05-20T20:09:04","slug":"pentru-cei-ce-vor-sa-mi-citeasca-prozele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=8497","title":{"rendered":"Pentru cei ce vor s\u0103-mi citeasc\u0103 prozele"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=green>(fereastra latin\u0103)<\/font><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=right>de Manuelita Almaviva<\/p>\n<p align=right>traducere &#038; adaptare: Simona D\u0103ncil\u0103<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=justify>\n\u015ei s\u0103 le judece cu s\u00e2nge rece de cititor feroce, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd capul \u015fi coada c\u00e2t \u015fi burtica moale \u015fi cald\u0103 \u00een care embrioneaz\u0103 vise, nu am ve\u015fti prea bune. Scriu de pl\u0103cere, scriu pentru mine, scriu \u00een loc s\u0103 fumez. Umblu cu pixul nu numai pe h\u00e2rtie ci \u015fi pe piele, dup\u0103 ureche, sub bra\u0163 \u015fi \u00een alte locuri p\u0103c\u0103toase unde miroase a poezie intim\u0103.<!--more--> Con\u015ftiin\u0163a de scriitor nu func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 bine, m\u0103 atrag pr\u0103p\u0103stiile absurdului \u00een care nu e nevoie de nici un efort pentru a descrie o scen\u0103 palpitant\u0103. O la\u015fi s\u0103 se scrie singur\u0103, s\u0103-\u0163i m\u0103n\u00e2nce cerneal\u0103 din palm\u0103 \u015fi c\u00e2nd se satur\u0103 o la\u015fi s\u0103 cad\u0103 pe moale \u015fi s\u0103 adoarm\u0103. Personajele nu trebuie s\u0103 aib\u0103 o anatomie standard, nu trebuie nici m\u0103car s\u0103 aib\u0103 o anatomie, pot fi doar picioare sau doar m\u00e2ini care produc mi\u015fcare, f\u0103r\u0103 nici un scop, care comit o crim\u0103, care se acoper\u0103 cu haine \u00eembl\u0103nite, care se ascund \u00een spirale de carne \u015fi nu vor fi pedepsite \u00een vecii vecilor&#8230; de unde rezult\u0103 c\u0103 nici spiritul justi\u0163iar nu func\u0163ioneaz\u0103. M\u0103n\u00e2nc \u015fi combin senza\u0163iile, citi\u0163i de fapt gusturile mele \u015fi volupt\u0103\u0163ile de ciocolat\u0103, dragostea perceput\u0103 ca o por\u0163ie zdrav\u0103n\u0103 de fri\u015fc\u0103. Nu m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc s\u0103 scriu ceva care s\u0103 plac\u0103, pl\u0103cerea exist\u0103 deja din abunden\u0163\u0103 peste tot \u015fi voi \u015fti\u0163i s\u0103 o g\u0103si\u0163i. Totu\u015fi \u00eencerc s\u0103 scriu astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc una din acele \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103ri a c\u0103ror eroin\u0103 mi-ar pl\u0103cea la nebunie s\u0103 fiu, decupez o \u0163ar\u0103 \u00een care se vorbe\u015fte limba mea secret\u0103, peisajul se \u0163ese din culorile mele preferate, El este b\u0103rbatul care \u00eemi st\u00e2rne\u015fte pasiune&#8230; E fenomenul invers al undelor produse de piatra aruncat\u0103 \u00een lac: \u00eent\u00e2i o vaga \u00eenfiorare \u015fi apoi ceva solid, greu care se formeaz\u0103 din v\u0103lurelele spirituale. E inversul Agathei Christie, se dezv\u0103luie mai \u00eent\u00e2i poanta \u00een toat\u0103 claritatea ei apoi lucrurile devin din ce \u00een ce mai confuze, mai f\u0103r\u0103 cauz\u0103 \u015fi mai f\u0103r\u0103 efect ceea ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 afar\u0103 plou\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 n-am nici un chef s\u0103 scriu, dar ce altceva mai bun pot s\u0103 fac? Monumentul cititorului fidel e un craniu a\u015fezat pe o carte, imposibila \u00eencercare de a transmite emo\u0163ia dintr-un obiect \u00eentr-altul dar \u015fi efortul obiectelor de a deveni umane ori chiar umaniste. Ne \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103m unii cu al\u0163ii&#8230; Nu, nu v\u0103 cer nici un pic de r\u0103bdare, face\u0163i altceva, mi-e ru\u015fine s\u0103 vede\u0163i partea aceasta a mea at\u00e2t de nud\u0103 \u015fi de brut\u0103, un film, un dans, orice e mai distractiv \u015fi mai folositor, nu sp\u00e2nzura\u0163i timpul de pomul cunoa\u015fterii pentru ca nu cumva \u00eentorc\u00e2ndu-se s\u0103 va sf\u00e2\u015fie&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(fereastra latin\u0103) &nbsp; de Manuelita Almaviva traducere &#038; adaptare: Simona D\u0103ncil\u0103 &nbsp; \u015ei s\u0103 le judece cu s\u00e2nge rece de cititor feroce, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd capul \u015fi coada c\u00e2t \u015fi burtica moale \u015fi cald\u0103 \u00een care embrioneaz\u0103 vise, nu am ve\u015fti prea bune. Scriu de pl\u0103cere, scriu pentru mine, scriu \u00een loc s\u0103 fumez. Umblu cu pixul [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[817,70,15],"tags":[1157,1121,445,1115,73,72],"class_list":["post-8497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-34","category-fereastra-latina","category-proza","tag-egophobia-34","tag-fereastra-latina","tag-manuelita-almaviva","tag-proza","tag-simona-dancila","tag-traducere"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-2d3","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8497"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8498,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8497\/revisions\/8498"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}