{"id":8574,"date":"2012-05-30T05:05:04","date_gmt":"2012-05-30T03:05:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=8574"},"modified":"2012-05-29T14:00:06","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T12:00:06","slug":"padurea-1914","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=8574","title":{"rendered":"P\u0103durea 1914"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=right>de Iulian T\u0103nase<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nclick <a href=\" http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=8585\">here<\/a> for the English version\n<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=justify>\nNisipul este un numerolog canibal, destul de cunoscut \u00een anumite cercuri fierbin\u0163i \u015fi s\u0103rate, \u015fi care se hr\u0103ne\u015fte cu carne crud\u0103. Musculatura lui este foarte fin\u0103, \u015fi nenum\u0103ratele sale victime \u015ftiu acest lucru. Numerologul canibal este dotat cu un uter exterior, a c\u0103rui plasticitate este un argument \u00een favoarea acupl\u0103rilor caste. Femeia n\u0103scut\u0103 din uterul nisipos al canibalului are forma unui picior drept, b\u0103rb\u0103tesc, ghilotinat de la genunchi \u00een jos. <!--more-->B\u0103rbatul n\u0103scut din uterul exterior al numerologului este confundat adesea cu palma st\u00eeng\u0103 a unei m\u00eeini masculine, decapitate de la cot \u00een jos. Numerologul canibal este con\u015ftient c\u0103 masa lui muscular\u0103 poate fi m\u0103rit\u0103 de puterea copacilor cu instincte criminale. C\u00eend simte c\u0103 \u00eel las puterile, canibalul \u00eei cheam\u0103 la el pe b\u0103rbatul palmifer \u015fi pe femeia peripatetic\u0103, le umple ochii cu nisip \u00een s\u00eenge, le d\u0103 s\u0103 bea ap\u0103 s\u0103rat\u0103, le pune scoici \u00eentre degete \u015fi, rostind c\u00eeteva incanta\u0163ii carnale, \u00eei transform\u0103 \u00een b\u0103rbat \u015fi femeie cu \u00eenf\u0103\u0163i\u015f\u0103ri clasice. Apoi le spune: \u201eA\u0163i fost picioare \u015fi m\u00eeini, \u015fi nu \u015ftia\u0163i \u00eencotro s\u0103 o apuca\u0163i, acum s\u00eente\u0163i oameni \u00een toat\u0103 firea \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 duce\u0163i \u00een P\u0103durea 1914, ai c\u0103rei copaci au forma cifrelor 1, 9 \u015fi 4, c\u00eete 638 de copaci pentru fiecare cifr\u0103. Merge\u0163i \u00een P\u0103dure, plimba\u0163i-v\u0103 printre cifrele ei, \u00eendr\u0103gosti\u0163i-v\u0103, face\u0163i dragoste, face\u0163i ce vre\u0163i voi, dar nu uita\u0163i c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentoarce\u0163i la mine cu 1914 frunze, c\u00eete una din fiecare copac.&#8221; Femeia (care, la \u00eenceput, a fost picior b\u0103rb\u0103tesc) \u015fi b\u0103rbatul (care \u00eenc\u0103pea \u00eentr-o palm\u0103 dreapt\u0103) pornesc \u00eenspre P\u0103durea 1914, privindu-se \u015fi \u00eendr\u0103gostindu-se unul de cel\u0103lalt, purt\u00eendu-se ca \u015fi cum ar fi oameni, nu ceea ce erau ei, de fapt. Ajun\u015fi \u00een P\u0103dure, b\u0103rbatul \u015fi femeia se s\u0103rut\u0103 \u00eentre cifrele 1 \u015fi 4, se \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015feaz\u0103 \u00eentre cifrele 4 \u015fi 9, fac dragoste \u00eentre cifrele 1 \u015fi 9. Apoi cad la r\u0103d\u0103cina lui 1 \u015fi dorm zece zile \u00eencheiate. \u00cen a unsprezecea zi, b\u0103rbatul \u015fi femeia \u00ee\u015fi \u00eencep c\u0103l\u0103toria printre cifrele acelea \u00eenalte \u015fi \u00eenfrunzite, rup\u00eend din fiecare copac c\u00eete o frunz\u0103, \u00eentocmai cum le poruncise numerologul canibal. Dup\u0103 alte nou\u0103sprezece zile, b\u0103rbatul \u015fi femeia se \u00eentorc, \u00eenc\u0103rca\u0163i de frunze, \u00een uterul exterior al numerologului. \u201eV-a\u0163i \u00eentors la timp\u201c, le spune canibalul. \u201eM\u0103 sim\u0163eam foarte sl\u0103bit, aveam mare nevoie de frunze, masa mea muscular\u0103 \u00eencepuse s\u0103 \u015fchiop\u0103teze.\u201c B\u0103rbatul \u015fi femeia nu scot nici un cuv\u00eent, se scutur\u0103 de cele 1914 frunze \u015fi, \u00eentr-o t\u0103cere ceremonioas\u0103, le depun \u00eentr-un vas cu ap\u0103 clocotit\u0103. Dup\u0103 c\u00eeteva minute de a\u015fteptare, numerologul bea infuzia de frunze cu instincte criminale \u015fi, dup\u0103 alte c\u00eeteva minute de a\u015fteptare, \u00eei ucide pe cei doi \u00eendr\u0103gosti\u0163i, mai \u00eent\u00eei pe b\u0103rbat, apoi pe femeie, readuc\u00eendu-i la starea lor ini\u0163ial\u0103.<\/p>\n<p align=center><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i158.photobucket.com\/albums\/t103\/egophobia\/34\/it\/padurea1914.jpg?w=600\" ><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>de Iulian T\u0103nase &nbsp; click here for the English version &nbsp; Nisipul este un numerolog canibal, destul de cunoscut \u00een anumite cercuri fierbin\u0163i \u015fi s\u0103rate, \u015fi care se hr\u0103ne\u015fte cu carne crud\u0103. Musculatura lui este foarte fin\u0103, \u015fi nenum\u0103ratele sale victime \u015ftiu acest lucru. Numerologul canibal este dotat cu un uter exterior, a c\u0103rui plasticitate [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[817,125],"tags":[1157,1129,883],"class_list":["post-8574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-34","category-invitat","tag-egophobia-34","tag-invitat","tag-iulian-tanase"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-2ei","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8574"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8574\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8597,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8574\/revisions\/8597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}