{"id":8737,"date":"2012-08-01T14:10:26","date_gmt":"2012-08-01T12:10:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=8737"},"modified":"2012-08-10T23:14:18","modified_gmt":"2012-08-10T21:14:18","slug":"sher-khan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=8737","title":{"rendered":"Sher Khan"},"content":{"rendered":"

de Andrei \u00a0Mocu\u021ba\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u0218ercan a fost cel din urm\u0103 descendent al tribului Sher Khan, undeva \u00een estul Africii. Datele ce urmeaz\u0103 nu ar trebui s\u0103 fie de natur\u0103 strict biografic\u0103 \u0219i tare mi-ar face pl\u0103cere s\u0103 cred c\u0103 cititorii \u00ee\u0219i vor ciuli urechile \u0219i \u00eenspre arta ascult\u0103rii l\u0103untrice.<\/p>\n

Atunci c\u00e2nd un copil se na\u0219te \u00een tribul Sher Khan, p\u0103rin\u021bii lui nu \u00eei iau \u00een considerare ziua de na\u0219tere, nici ziua \u00een care a fost conceput, ci momentul \u00een care copilul s-a materializat pentru prima oar\u0103 sub form\u0103 de g\u00e2nd \u00een mintea mamei sale. Aceasta e adev\u0103rata lui zi de na\u0219tere.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd Tamika a con\u0219tientizat c\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i dore\u0219te un copil, a mers sub copacul totem al tribului \u0219i a \u00eenceput s\u0103 asculte \u0219i s\u0103 a\u0219tepte momentul \u00een care va auzi c\u00e2ntecul copilului dornic s\u0103 se nasc\u0103 \u00een inima ei. C\u00e2nd copilul d\u0103 glas c\u00e2ntecului, mama \u00eencepe \u0219i ea s\u0103-l c\u00e2nte. Seara se \u00eentoarce \u00een sat \u015fi i-l c\u00e2nt\u0103 iubitului ei, ca atunci c\u00e2nd vor fi uni\u021bi \u00een dragoste, s\u0103 \u00eel c\u00e2nte \u00eempreun\u0103 copilului, invit\u00e2ndu-l s\u0103 se nasc\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cen timp ce pruncul se dezvolt\u0103 \u00een p\u00e2ntecul ei, mama continu\u0103 melodia ca o mantr\u0103. Astfel ca, atunci c\u00e2nd lui \u0218ercan i se va bolti cerul deasupra capului, s\u0103 fie \u00eent\u00e2mpinat de sunetul inconfundabil al propriului s\u0103u c\u00e2ntec.<\/p>\n

\u0218ercan s-a n\u0103scut. \u015ei \u00eentreg satul i-a \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat c\u00e2ntecul. De fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd alerga \u0219i-\u0219i julea cotul sau genunchiul, cineva \u00eel ridica \u0219i de \u00eendat\u0103 ce \u00eencepea s\u0103-i c\u00e2nte, lacrimile disp\u0103reau ca prin minune.<\/p>\n

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Cumulus<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong>– A\u0219a arat\u0103 norii Cumulus, \u00eei \u0219opti Tamika lui \u0218ercan \u00een timp ce \u00eel \u021binea \u00een bra\u021be. Uite c\u00e2t de repede se mi\u0219c\u0103 pe cer\u00a0! Mmm, zici c-ar fi conopide cu mugura\u0219i.<\/p>\n

– Cuuumuuuluuus, zise \u0218ercan.<\/p>\n

– Vrei s\u0103 p\u0103p\u0103m ni\u0219te Cumulus\u00a0? r\u00e2se Tamika \u00een timp ce \u00eel m\u00e2ng\u00e2ia pe \u0218ercan cu m\u00e2na pe burt\u0103. Trofeul meu mic\u00a0! zise ea, adres\u00e2ndu-se bur\u021bii.<\/p>\n

– Cuuumuuuluuus.<\/p>\n

– Zi aaaaaaaa…<\/p>\n

\u0218ercan \u00ee\u0219i sugea degetul mare de la m\u00e2na st\u00e2ng\u0103. Tamika \u00eentinse m\u00e2na spre cer \u0219i \u00een\u0219f\u0103c\u0103 un Cumulus proasp\u0103t. \u00cel \u00eembie pe \u0218ercan, \u00eentinz\u00e2ndu-i c\u00e2\u021biva mugura\u0219i \u021binu\u021bi \u00eentre degetul mare \u0219i ar\u0103t\u0103tor, \u00eens\u0103 el continua s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i sug\u0103 degetul. Tamika \u00eel pocni peste deget. Abia c\u00e2nd \u00eel pocni mai tare, reu\u0219i s\u0103 i-l scoat\u0103 din gur\u0103, s\u0103 se minuneze de aspectul lui: f\u0103r\u0103 unghie, cu buricul ros p\u00e2n\u0103 la s\u00e2nge.<\/p>\n

– Scoate limba!<\/p>\n

\u0218ercan z\u00e2mbi t\u00e2mp. Tem\u0103tor, cu capul \u00eentr-o parte, scoase limba ro\u0219ie. Tamika \u00eei a\u0219ez\u0103 mugura\u0219ii de Cumulus pe limb\u0103.<\/p>\n

– Acum \u00eenghite!<\/p>\n

\u0218ercan r\u0103mase cu limba scoas\u0103.<\/p>\n

– Dac\u0103 nu \u00eenghi\u021bi, se tope\u0219te. Nu vrei\u00a0?<\/p>\n

Tamika mai lu\u0103 o por\u021bie de Cumulus \u0219i-o fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103 \u00eentr-un bulg\u0103re. \u0218ercan privi norul rotund cu ochi mari \u0219i \u00eencepu s\u0103 saliveze.<\/p>\n

– Vei primi \u0219i tu unul c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi va cre\u0219te unghia la loc.<\/p>\n

– Sssuuuluuuluuusss, b\u00e2igui \u0218ercan.<\/p>\n

Tamika \u00eei \u00eendes\u0103 \u00een gur\u0103 norul pe jum\u0103tate topit.<\/p>\n

– Cuuumuuuluuus.<\/p>\n

– Mda, pe aici spunem Cumulus tuturor lucrurilor. Genul \u0103sta de oameni suntem.<\/p>\n

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Broasca<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong>Coliba \u00een care locuia \u0218ercan cu p\u0103rin\u021bii era pl\u0103cut\u0103 la vedere \u0219i acoperit\u0103 cu mu\u0219chi verzi. Mai degrab\u0103 oval\u0103 dec\u00e2t rotund\u0103, datorit\u0103 mu\u0219chilor verzi pufo\u0219i, sem\u0103na cu o uria\u0219\u0103 minge de tenis. Dac\u0103 v\u0103 trece cumva prin cap, da, \u0218ercan a \u00eencercat s\u0103-nghit\u0103 coliba.<\/p>\n

\u00cenc\u0103 ceva\u00a0: coliba avea o broasc\u0103 la intrare. Cine \u0219tie dac\u0103 era adev\u0103rat\u0103 sau nu, oricum ea p\u0103rea extrem de vie. Cine ar b\u0103ga m\u00e2na \u00een foc c\u0103-i o broasc\u0103 adev\u0103rat\u0103 s-ar putea s\u0103 se ard\u0103. Broasca f\u0103cea OAC, OAC. Lucru ciudat\u00a0! Nu se mi\u0219ca, parc\u0103 ar fi ap\u0103rut \u00een acel loc \u0219i tot acolo avea s\u0103 sf\u00e2r\u015feasc\u0103.<\/p>\n

De fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd cineva c\u0103lca pe ea, clipea \u015fi f\u0103cea OAC. Tamika, cea cu mintea ager\u0103, a a\u0219ezat pe spinarea broa\u0219tei un bile\u021bel cu \u00eensemnul \u201esonerie\u201d. Cine venea \u00een vizit\u0103 n-avea dec\u00e2t s\u0103 calce broasca. Nu spun c\u0103 era singura sonerie din tribul Sher Khan\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Broasca avea dezavantajele ei. De fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u0218ercan dormea, cineva o c\u0103lca \u0219i-l trezea cu OAC, OAC-uri. Oricine trecea prin zon\u0103 nu se putea ab\u0163ine s\u0103 nu calce broasca. \u0218ercan s-a g\u00e2ndit de ce toat\u0103 lumea calc\u0103 broasca.<\/p>\n

O singur\u0103 persoan\u0103 avea o rela\u021bie special\u0103 cu broasca. Se folosea de ea doar atunci c\u00e2nd \u00eei chema la mas\u0103 \u00een gr\u0103din\u0103, sau dac\u0103 cineva \u00eenchidea din gre\u0219eal\u0103 u\u0219a pe din\u0103untru. \u00cen rest o ocolea foarte u\u0219or atunci c\u00e2nd fiul ei dormea. Tamika rareori c\u0103lca broasca.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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