{"id":8747,"date":"2012-08-01T14:06:31","date_gmt":"2012-08-01T12:06:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=8747"},"modified":"2012-08-09T18:27:44","modified_gmt":"2012-08-09T16:27:44","slug":"insemnarile-unui-turist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=8747","title":{"rendered":"\u00censemn\u0103rile unui turist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: right\">de Mircea Pora<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\"><em>\u00a0for the English version click\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=8744\">here<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nu-mi pare r\u0103u deloc c\u0103 m\u0103 aflu \u00een aceast\u0103 \u0163ar\u0103. Mai am doar c\u00e2\u0163iva ani \u015fi se va termina cu umblatul, mai aristocratic zis, cu turismul. Plou\u0103 m\u0103runt de azi diminea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi norii parc\u0103 sunt de plumb. Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd am senza\u0163ia c\u0103 pe ni\u015fte coridoare se aud telefoane sun\u00e2nd. Geamantanul ap\u0103rut ieri \u00een stad\u0103, sub geamurile camerei mele e tot acolo. \u00cel t\u00e2rcole\u015fte la r\u0103stimpuri o pisic\u0103, l\u0103s\u00e2nd impresia c\u0103 nu ar avea altceva mai bun de f\u0103cut. E clar c\u0103 sezonul turistic \u015fi cel de v\u00e2rf \u015fi cel mediu, s-au \u00eencheiat. Mi-e team\u0103 c\u0103 i s-a pus cap\u0103t \u015fi celui de ultim nivel. Ploaia face pavelele \u00eentr-un anume fel s\u0103 str\u0103luceasc\u0103. Am citit \u00een ghid c\u0103 \u0163ara, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ma\u015fini, mai are \u015fi c\u0103ru\u0163e. La paragraful acesta scrie clar&#8230;\u201d trase de doi cai, de unul singur, nu arareori chiar de un m\u0103gar\u201d&#8230; M\u0103car de-ar trece, chiar \u015fi pentru un minut un astfel de vehicul&#8230; Deocamdat\u0103, cad doar frunze din copaci. \u015ei p\u0103durile din jur par neschimbate, iar st\u00e2ncile din v\u00e2rf, cu at\u00e2t mai mult. De altfel, \u015fi hotelul \u00een care stau e ca o pe\u015fter\u0103 de mult p\u0103r\u0103sit\u0103. Cum nu sunt controlat de nimeni, luat la \u00eentreb\u0103ri, terorizat de ghizi, chiar c\u0103 pot s\u0103 fac ce doresc. Ca pe vremea vacan\u0163elor din copil\u0103ria mea at\u00e2t de \u00eendep\u0103rtat\u0103. M\u0103 voi servi de ghid pentru a trece \u00een revist\u0103 punctele de interes ale sta\u0163iunii&#8230; La pagina 14 scrie&#8230;\u201d Muzeul de art\u0103 Stana Izba\u015fa v\u0103 a\u015fteapt\u0103 s\u0103-l vizita\u0163i. Nu au acces \u00een\u0103untru bicicletele \u015fi animalele de companie\u201d&#8230; Deci, la expozi\u0163ie, pentru \u00eenceput&#8230; Cinci \u00eenc\u0103peri cu un total de patru tablouri. Titluri cam stranii, culori, mai degrab\u0103, \u00eentunecate, compozi\u0163ii aparent simple, dar cu o semnificativ\u0103 putere de sugestie. Prima pies\u0103, dac\u0103 m\u0103 pot exprima astfel, se intituleaz\u0103\u201d Moartea trat\u00e2ndu-\u015fi reumatismele la b\u0103i\u201d&#8230; \u015fi \u00eenf\u0103\u0163i\u015feaz\u0103 \u00een fapt o umbr\u0103 cu contur uman ce, st\u00e2nd pe o banc\u0103, scoate cu una dintre aproximativele m\u00e2ini ceva dintr-o pung\u0103, posibil o bil\u0103, o moned\u0103, o pr\u0103jitur\u0103 m\u0103runt\u0103, vreun fruct de p\u0103dure. A doua p\u00e2nz\u0103, plasat\u0103 \u00een sala \u00eenregistrat\u0103 cu num\u0103rul trei, prezint\u0103 trei femei, rotunde, de factur\u0103 flamand\u0103, urm\u0103rind, fiecare, ce se petrece \u00een crati\u0163a, ce pe o plit\u0103, o are \u00een fa\u0163\u0103. Titlul e urm\u0103torul&#8230;\u201d Concurs de preparare a unei cine \u0163\u0103r\u0103ne\u015fti\u201d. Ultimele dou\u0103 tablouri, plasate unul l\u00e2ng\u0103 altul, \u00een salonul cinci, aduc \u00een fa\u0163a ochilor, un b\u0103rbat \u00een picioare, \u00eenc\u0103rcat de decora\u0163ii, cu titlul\u201d \u00cemp\u0103rat uitat de istorie\u201d \u015fi o femeie cu aspect rural, sub care scrie\u201d Doamn\u0103 cu un iepure\u201d, at\u00e2ta doar c\u0103 micul animal lipse\u015fte din lucrare. P\u0103r\u0103sesc acest muzeu ciudat, a\u015f putea spune, unic \u00een felul s\u0103u \u015fi, conform ghidului, ar trebui s\u0103 iau la cercetat un mic muzeu al avia\u0163iei deschis \u00een urm\u0103 cu dou\u0103zeci de ani. Dar pa\u015fii m\u0103 trag \u00eenspre parcul din centru, \u00eenspre terasele unde, poate, \u00eent\u00e2lnesc pe cineva. Chiar nu mi s-a mai \u00eent\u00e2mplat s\u0103 fiu singur \u00eentr-o sta\u0163iune. Nu sunt un specimen extrem de comunicativ, dar aceast\u0103 stare de lucruri \u00eemi este total neprev\u0103zut\u0103. Unde s\u0103 fie, dup\u0103 cum scrie \u00een ghid, doctorii, contabilii, for\u0163ele de munc\u0103 populare, actorii mari \u015fi mci, profesorii, profesora\u015fii, degust\u0103torii de b\u0103uturi, cohortele de arogan\u0163i, marii \u00eenfumura\u0163i, familiile burgheze, so\u0163ii \u00een\u015fela\u0163i, \u00een\u015fel\u0103torii, care, indiferent de anotimp, invadeaz\u0103 sta\u0163iunea?&#8230; Ei, totu\u015fi, s-au relaxat pe aici, c\u0103ci am g\u0103sit prin hotele, restaurante, urme de net\u0103g\u0103duit ale unui turism, p\u00e2n\u0103 nu demult, intens&#8230; paturi nef\u0103cute, televizoare merg\u00e2nd, robinete doar par\u0163ial \u00eenchise, supe \u0163\u0103r\u0103ne\u015fti, ciorbe de burt\u0103, tocane, tochituri, cl\u0103tite r\u0103mase prin buc\u0103t\u0103rii. \u015ei dac\u0103 e\u015fti atent pe strad\u0103, pungi cu fri\u015fi-coco\u015fi, cornete de \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103, lango\u015fi \u00een ulei, metri \u00eentregi de pizza \u015fi instrumente de c\u00e2ntat pentru cei mul\u0163i&#8230; torogo\u0163i, trompete, saxuri, tobe, \u0163ambale. \u015ei \u00eenc\u0103 un am\u0103nunt, deloc de neglijat&#8230; c\u00e2inii vagabonzi. Erau de \u00eent\u00e2lnit aproape peste tot, dar \u00een anumite zone atingeau concentra\u0163ii numerice alarmante. Cei mai mul\u0163i mergeau la pas, neinteres\u00e2ndu-i ploaia care le c\u0103dea pe spate. Erau, \u00eens\u0103, pe ici, pe colo, \u015fi exemplare ce-\u015fi mi\u015fcau picioarele repede, \u00eentr-o alergare precipitat\u0103. Nu l\u0103sau pe ansamblu senza\u0163ia de agresivitate, ci, mai degrab\u0103, de atitudine defensiv\u0103, de resemnare, \u00een fa\u0163a unui destin pe care, fire\u015fte, nu erau capabili s\u0103-l p\u0103trund\u0103. P\u0103reau, \u00eens\u0103, a face parte din fiin\u0163a intim\u0103 a sta\u0163iunii, din cele mai calde fibre ale ei. Ghidul cu coperte verzi \u00eemi spune clar&#8230;\u201d din moment ce a\u0163i dep\u0103\u015fit chio\u015fcul de r\u0103coritoare, mai ave\u0163i p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een centru exact un kilometru\u201d&#8230; Pr\u0103v\u0103lioara cu pricina e chiar \u00een st\u00e2nga mea. Printre pomii uzi pare o vietate ghemuit\u0103, sub dureri ascunse, nem\u0103rturisite&#8230;\u201d Dac\u0103 a\u015f c\u0103dea aici, pe aceste frunze, printre ace\u015fti c\u00e2ini f\u0103r\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2ni?\u201d&#8230; Oricum, \u00eendr\u0103znesc s\u0103 cred, cineva tot s-ar \u00eengriji s\u0103 fiu dus acolo unde trebuie&#8230; Sunt nevoit, totu\u015fi, s\u0103 recunosc c\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, m\u0103 mir\u0103 ceva&#8230; s\u0103 nu fie chiar nimeni, nimeni, printre cl\u0103dirile, pe str\u0103zile pe care trec?&#8230; Totul, a\u015fa cum am mai zis, pare s\u0103 fi func\u0163ionat cu nu chiar at\u00e2t de mult timp \u00een urm\u0103, dar acum, nici \u0163ipenie de oameni, a\u015f putea zice, de via\u0163\u0103. Mi-am dorit o sta\u0163iune mai lini\u015ftit\u0103, mai f\u0103r\u0103 agita\u0163ie, asta-i drept, dar un asemenea loc, unde \u015fi ziua pare a fi \u00eentuneric, e cu siguran\u0163\u0103, prea mult. Jos, sub mine, la c\u00e2teva zeci de metri, se scurge un r\u00e2u izbindu-se de bolovani cu un zgomot aproape dureros. \u00cen locurile mai ad\u00e2nci, apa e neagr\u0103, ca \u015fi pivni\u0163ele unui castel. Privind-o cum se duce la vale, \u00een legile ei, parc\u0103 ia cu sine \u015fi ceva din fiin\u0163a ta. Chiar \u015fi p\u0103durile din dreapta drumului, pe care, dac\u0103 \u00eencepi s\u0103 le contempli, vezi toamna, fiin\u0163\u0103 lung\u0103 \u015fi uscat\u0103, strecur\u00e2ndu-se printre copaci. Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, c\u00e2te o pas\u0103re \u00eemi atrage aten\u0163ia. Zborul ei pare mai degrab\u0103 un semnal de alarm\u0103, dec\u00e2t o tihnit\u0103 f\u00e2lf\u00e2ire de aripi. Trec pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 o pizzerie, ce p\u00e2n\u0103 nu demult trebuie s\u0103 fi avut zeci de solicitan\u0163i. Curiozitatea \u015fi foamea m\u0103 \u00eemping \u00een\u0103untru. Interiorul se p\u0103streaz\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 curat, dar o senza\u0163ie de moliciune, de fragilitate, atinge de peste tot. Parc\u0103 pe undeva, prin apropiere, s-ar fi terminat un r\u0103zboi, ar fi apus definitiv o lume. Printre scaune \u015fi mese, mici suprafe\u0163e de praf, ce amintesc prin simpatie de acele \u00eenc\u0103peri \u00een care lumina e mereu difuz\u0103, iar exclama\u0163iile de bucurie lipsesc. Un portret, probabil, al patronului&#8230; \u00eenf\u0103\u0163i\u015f\u00e2nd un b\u0103rbat rubicond, cu siguran\u0163\u0103 \u00een lupt\u0103 cu transpira\u0163iile \u015fi c\u0103ldurile verii. Totul e deschis, pot umbla c\u0103 un vod\u0103 pe unde doresc&#8230; \u00cenchid \u015fi deschid robinete, cercetez \u00een detalii c\u0103m\u0103ri, frigidere, r\u0103sfoiesc acte comerciale, aprob\u0103ri, liste de comenzi, \u00een cele din urm\u0103 atac\u00e2nd galantarul&#8230; \u00cen sectorul pr\u0103jituri, totul e uscat, lemnos, amandinele, spre exemplu, sem\u0103n\u00e2nd cu ni\u015fte bile bune de tras la \u0163int\u0103 cu ele. Savarinele au gulere de fri\u015fc\u0103, evident \u00eent\u0103rite, sem\u0103n\u00e2nd cu z\u0103pada cenu\u015fie de la finele iernii. Pizzele, la r\u00e2ndul lor, ar putea fi folosite ca pietre fixatoare de traverse la calea ferat\u0103. Miracolul, totu\u015fi, apare, c\u0103ci g\u0103sesc \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103ria, de altfel, pustie, o mul\u0163ime de crenvur\u015fti plutind \u00een ap\u0103 fierbinte a unui recipient. Plin de speran\u0163\u0103, cu for\u0163e fizice re\u00eemprosp\u0103tate, plec mai departe spre centru, mai exact spre parcul \u015fi terasele de acolo. Pentru prima oar\u0103 \u00een via\u0163\u0103, turist \u00een luna lui noiembrie&#8230; Pe unde n-am fost, pe ce plaje, drumuri de munte, nu mi-am plimbat pa\u015fii, pe c\u00e2te terase n-am dansat, cinat, ascultat recitale p\u00e2n\u0103 seara t\u00e2rziu?&#8230; Acum totul cade greu, \u00een aceast\u0103 umezeal\u0103 \u015fi singur\u0103tate. Ghidul spune, c\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103 cu mai bine de o jum\u0103tate de secol, \u015fi chiar mai pu\u0163in, peste tot, indiferent de anotimp, era o agita\u0163ie viguroas\u0103. Tr\u0103suri se amestecau cu ma\u015fini, cupluri de pretutindeni \u00ee\u015fi g\u0103seau \u00eempliniri \u00een plimb\u0103ri solitare, dansuri, reverii pe terase, flirturi prin restaurante \u015fi cofet\u0103rii. Pl\u0103cerea, mai ales pl\u0103cerea, sub toate formele ei, era prezent\u0103 aici. Nu-\u0163i puteai imagina o sear\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 ca muzica militar\u0103, orchestrele de valsuri \u015fi tangouri s\u0103 nu te poarte pe aripile lor. Odat\u0103 cu venirea toamnei, un covor ruginiu se a\u015fternea peste parcuri \u015fi p\u0103duri. O anumit\u0103 melancolie, asemeni unei delicate emana\u0163ii de aburi, se sim\u0163ea peste tot. Diminea\u0163a, rotocoalele de cea\u0163\u0103 pluteau, aproape magic, peste r\u00e2u. Cele mai \u00eenalte st\u00e2nci se \u00eenv\u0103luiau, temporar, \u00een somptuoase mantii de nori. Turi\u015ftii toamnei erau, oarecum, diferi\u0163i de cei ai lunilor de var\u0103 fierbin\u0163i. Dac\u0103 ace\u015ftia din urm\u0103, \u00een bun\u0103 parte autohtoni, erau mai temperamentali, mai expresivi \u00een gesturi, cu un cuv\u00e2nt mai zgomoto\u015fi, cei ce-\u015fi f\u0103ceau apari\u0163ia \u00een sta\u0163iune, odat\u0103 cu sosirea primelor zile mai reci, erau, \u00een genere, mai \u00eenal\u0163i c\u0103 statur\u0103, de provenien\u0163e prioritar str\u0103ine, mai \u0219u seam\u0103 nordice, predispu\u015fi la t\u0103cere, chiar la melancolie. Sta\u0163iunea, pe ansamblul ei, aducea atunci cu o corabie ce, pe o mare lini\u015ftit\u0103, naviga prin p\u00e2nze de cea\u0163\u0103. S\u0103 nu se cread\u0103, \u00eens\u0103, c\u0103 vorbim acum de vreun cavou, de o prelung\u0103 \u00een\u015firuire de cimitire sau locuri virane. Cu un orar mai redus, orchestrele c\u00e2ntau pe terase p\u00e2n\u0103 seara t\u00e2rziu, puteau fi auzi\u0163i feluri\u0163i c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u0163i, interpret\u00e2nd piese despre iubiri, bere, whisky, lichioruri, despre pr\u00e2nzurile bune, despre interesul ce-l prezint\u0103, pretutindeni, societ\u0103\u0163ile selecte. Prin parcuri, \u00eenainte de orele amiezii, mici forma\u0163ii simfonice trimiteau \u00een azur, dar, de fapt, spre urechile unui auditoriu rasat, \u00eenceputul s\u0103u finalul unor piese muzicale devenite celebre. Nu lipseau din conjunctur\u0103 nici fanfarele militare \u015fi civile, printre acestea din urm\u0103, disting\u00e2ndu-se, prin varietatea repertoriilor, cea a contabililor \u015fi \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103torilor, de provenien\u0163\u0103 din jude\u0163ele cu sensibilit\u0103\u0163i artistice ale \u0163\u0103rii. Iarna, spunea cu lux de am\u0103nunte, ghidul, nu mai existau \u015fanse de a \u00eent\u00e2lni nici o urm\u0103 din ceea ce am putea numi turismul \u015fi turi\u015ftii toamnei. Z\u0103pada acoperea totul, str\u0103zi, drumuri mai ample, p\u0103duri \u015fi senza\u0163ia unei \u00eencremeniri par\u0163iale se impunea. Pe terase erau mese \u015fi scaune, acum, parc\u0103, cu adev\u0103rat \u00eenghe\u0163ate, ap\u0103reau spectaculo\u015fi oameni de z\u0103pad\u0103, cu tr\u0103s\u0103turi caracteristice raselor alb\u0103, mongoloid\u0103, negroid\u0103. S\u0103 nu se cread\u0103, \u00eens\u0103, c\u0103 sta\u0163iunea ar fi fost pustie&#8230; Turi\u015ftii, mai pu\u0163in dornici de a fi v\u0103zu\u0163i, \u00ee\u015fi petreceau timpul prin cluburi, biblioteci, s\u0103li de fitness, s\u0103li de conferin\u0163e. Se iveau, \u00eens\u0103 \u015fi cazuri, c\u00e2nd dou\u0103, trei perechi, expun\u00e2nd la vedere \u015fo\u015foni, galo\u015fi, cizmuli\u0163e cu blan\u0103, dansau pe terasele \u00eenz\u0103pezite pe o muzic\u0103 ce se scurgea molcom din cutiile unor viori. Uneori soli\u015fti r\u0103gu\u015fi\u0163i \u00eei acompaniau. Mai erau, apoi, \u015fi plimb\u0103rile cu s\u0103nii, \u015fi ascensiunile scurte pe diverse c\u0103r\u0103ri, b\u0103t\u0103ile cu bulg\u0103ri, diurne, nocturne, \u00een care se angajau, al\u0103turi de turi\u015fti \u015fi func\u0163ionarii sta\u0163iunii. De Cr\u0103ciun, ap\u0103rea ca din p\u0103m\u00e2nt, \u00een mijlocul parcului din centru, un pom \u00eempodobit, sub crengile c\u0103ruia, pe platouri de z\u0103pad\u0103, erau puse felurite cadouri&#8230; torturi din fructe tropicale, mingi, triciclete, umbrele, galo\u015fi, cravate, chiar \u015fi rochii de mirese&#8230; Merg\u00e2nd spre centru, pa\u015fii mi-i simt c\u00e2nd mai grei, c\u00e2nd mai u\u015fori. M\u0103 confrunt \u015fi cu un fel de team\u0103 la ideea c\u0103 nici acolo n-a\u015f putea da peste nimeni. Totu\u015fi, c\u00e2nd e\u015fti singur \u00eentr-un anume loc, ai marele avantaj de a face exact ce dore\u015fti. Vrei s\u0103 admiri un peisaj, treci la contempla\u0163ie, dore\u015fti s\u0103 dai cu pietre \u00een gol sau dup\u0103 o \u0163int\u0103, procedezi la executare, g\u0103se\u015fti cu cale s\u0103 fredonezi o melodie, str\u0103zile, frunzele, copacii, caldar\u00e2mul, p\u0103durea, sunt gata s\u0103 te asculte. Nu pot s\u0103 zic c\u0103 nu m-a\u015f afla \u00eentr-o situa\u0163ie stranie. Mi-am dorit s\u0103 fiu turist de toamn\u0103 t\u00e2rzie, de noiembrie, dar parc\u0103 e prea mult\u0103 \u00eencremenire, absen\u0163\u0103 \u00een jur. M\u0103car un alcoolic, merg\u00e2nd \u00een opturi, de \u015fi-ar face apari\u0163ia, sau un biet individ cu care s\u0103 pot schimba o simpl\u0103 privire. Partea \u201cistoric\u0103 \u201ca sta\u0163iunii m\u0103 ia \u00een primire cu cl\u0103dirile ei \u00eenvechite, parc\u0103 peste noapte. Dincolo de ferestre, te-ai putea g\u00e2ndi, nu la mobile, perdele, candelabre, ci la pe\u015fteri, p\u0103duri, \u00eentunecimi. Pic\u0103turile de ploaie ce cad peste mine, posibil s\u0103 fie acolo de zece ori mai mari. P\u0103\u015find, merg\u00e2nd, simt, mai peste tot, din\u0163ii timpului, v\u0103d cum se a\u015ftern statornic, peste ce-a fost odat\u0103 viu, plasele amurgurilor. S-au rostogolit, \u00een uitare, \u00een nisip, at\u00e2tea \u015fi at\u00e2tea genera\u0163ii de turi\u015fti. Valsuri, tangouri, m\u00e2ng\u00e2ieri sub copertine de tr\u0103suri, p\u00e2n\u0103 la cele ce se petrec acum, \u00een contemporaneitatea noastr\u0103. Ploaia reu\u015fi s\u0103 transforme prima teras\u0103 central\u0103 \u00eentr-un fel de oglind\u0103. Pavilionul orchestrelor domin\u0103 totul, ca un atlet \u00eenalt \u015fi orb. Sc\u0103rile ce duc spre o a doua teras\u0103 sunt roase, atinse de iremediabile boli. \u015ei parcurile, unde tot ce a fost plant\u0103 tropical\u0103 e acum buruian\u0103 ce-\u0163i sufoc\u0103 privirea. Dar sus, pe ultima teras\u0103, spa\u0163iul cel mai pustiu, m\u0103 a\u015fteapt\u0103 o surpriz\u0103&#8230; un b\u0103rbat instalat \u00eentr-un soi de barac\u0103, poate mai mult un fel de chio\u015fc compus din dou\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103peri, cu un mobilier sumar. Sunt poftit \u00een\u0103untru, invitat s\u0103 iau loc pe un scaun la mas\u0103. F\u0103r\u0103 prea multe ezit\u0103ri, surprinz\u0103torul meu amfitrion \u00eencepe dialogul&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 M\u0103 numesc Raul, domnul Raul \u015fi sunt custodele sta\u0163iunii \u00eentre lunile noiembrie \u015fi februarie. A\u0163i fost unicul vizitator \u00een aceste s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Poate n-o s\u0103 m\u0103 crede\u0163i, dar mi-am dorit mult lucrul acesta&#8230; Ce ciudat, ce c\u00e2ntec rar e s\u0103 fii singur pe str\u0103zi, prin hotele, pr\u0103v\u0103lii&#8230; Cu propriile tale fantome dup\u0103 tine&#8230; S\u0103 te g\u00e2nde\u015fti la turi\u015ftii care, cu at\u00e2tea \u015fi at\u00e2tea decenii \u00een urm\u0103 au p\u0103\u015fit pe aici&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 V\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg, dar ave\u0163i acum o mic\u0103 suferin\u0163\u0103, o intuiesc&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Da, a\u015f vrea s\u0103 am imagini cu to\u0163i vilegiaturi\u015ftii din vara asta, \u00een urm\u0103 cu trei luni. Ce-au f\u0103cut, cum s-au distrat, cum ar\u0103tau!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 E o dorin\u0163\u0103 u\u015for de \u00eendeplinit, pentru mine chiar o pl\u0103cere&#8230; \u015fi domnul Raul, dintr-un dul\u0103pior, scoate un ecran \u015fi un aparat de proiec\u0163ie. \u00cen c\u00e2teva secunde, spectacolul \u00eencepe&#8230; mi\u015fcare, zgomot, \u00eencruci\u015f\u0103ri de strig\u0103te, mul\u0163imi, nici nu \u015ftii unde, la ce s\u0103 te mai ui\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u015ei \u0103sta ce face?&#8230; \u00eentreb&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sta\u0163i c\u0103 vi-l m\u0103resc&#8230; m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 un pui, unul \u00eentreg&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u015ei femeia de al\u0103turi&#8230; un fel de tanc?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 M\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 un alt pui&#8230; uita\u0163i-v\u0103 ce priviri fericite are&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u015ei aici?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vorbim de pia\u0163a \u00een care se consum\u0103 \u201c\u00een direct \u201clubeni\u0163e&#8230; se despic\u0103, s\u00e2mburii pe jos, la urm\u0103 zeama se soarbe, prelung, s\u0103n\u0103tos&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u015ei cojile?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 P\u0103i se vede&#8230; jum\u0103tate din ele tot pe jos&#8230; pe sol, dac\u0103 vre\u0163i s\u0103 m\u0103 exprim ca din c\u0103r\u0163i&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Domnul meu, dar e adev\u0103rat ce v\u0103d acum?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Cum nu se poate mai adev\u0103rat&#8230; printre turi\u015fti, la ceas de amiaz\u0103, dinspre st\u00e2nele A spre st\u00e2nele B, trece o turm\u0103 de oi&#8230; Urm\u0103ri\u0163i cum se amestec\u0103 totul&#8230; berbeci, doamne cu \u201cd \u201cmic dar \u015fi cu \u201cD \u201cmare, domni a\u0219ijderea, c\u00e2ini, poli\u0163i\u015fti, taximetre, ma\u015fini private prinse-n gr\u0103mad\u0103&#8230; \u015fi ciobanii cu bunzile lor, majestuo\u015fi, seculari&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Scuza\u0163i-m\u0103 c\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentreb&#8230; am v\u0103zut multe pizzerii&#8230; Ciobanii intr\u0103 \u00een ele?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Cum s\u0103 nu, ca la ei acas\u0103&#8230; uita\u0163i, chiar aici, trei exemplare la o pizz\u0103 \u015fi un juice&#8230; sunt relaxa\u0163i, fire\u015fti, ca \u015fi c\u00e2nd ar fi f\u0103cut asta de zece genera\u0163ii.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u015ei turmele?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Fac ravagii ceva mai la vale&#8230; v\u0103 ofer imagini.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Domnule Raul, dar sunte\u0163i cu adev\u0103rat generos&#8230; ce-mi ar\u0103ta\u0163i acum?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 O colec\u0163ie de bur\u0163i de toate categoriile&#8230; de bere, de sarmale, de mici, zacusc\u0103, gr\u0103tare, tot felul de pl\u0103cinte&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u015ei aici?&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Seara, dup\u0103 cin\u0103, pe ringul de dans&#8230; sar \u00een stomace mititeii, ciorbele \u0163\u0103r\u0103ne\u015fti, de v\u0103cu\u0163\u0103, tocanele, tochiturile&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dar s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i c\u0103 mai to\u0163i ace\u015fti turi\u015fti sunt bine dispu\u015fi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Pot s\u0103 v\u0103 spun doar at\u00e2t, pe fondul ei, na\u0163ia e vesel\u0103 \u015fi tr\u0103ie\u015fte conform marelui principiu&#8230; \u201cIeri st\u0103tea pe prisp\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219ii\/Azi s-a dus \u00een aia a-m\u0103sii \u201c&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Da, ce s\u0103 zic, o g\u00e2ndire profund\u0103, constructiv\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u015ei aici, ce-mi prezenta\u0163i?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Cum \u00een partea veche a sta\u0163iunii, lipsit\u0103 acum de interes, c\u00e2\u0163iva b\u0103ie\u0163i dizloc\u0103 statuia lui Hercules, pentru a o valorifica la fier vechi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 M\u0103 ierta\u0163i, asist\u0103m, pur \u015fi simplu la un atentat mitologic&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sta\u0163i lini\u015ftit&#8230; \u015fi bucura\u0163i-v\u0103 de tot ce v-am ar\u0103tat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Iar acum&#8230; ce v\u0103d?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 E cotiga dumneavoastr\u0103, ce tras\u0103 de un m\u0103gar, v\u0103 va duce la gar\u0103, s\u0103 prinde\u021bi Intercityul&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 V\u0103 ve\u0163i urca imediat \u00een ea \u015fi ve\u0163i spune&#8230; \u201cHai, Miciurin s-o pornim la drum, c\u0103ci timpul trece&#8230; sau, poate, ve\u0163i zice&#8230; partir, c\u2019est mourir un peu \u201c&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>de Mircea Pora \u00a0for the English version click\u00a0here &nbsp; Nu-mi pare r\u0103u deloc c\u0103 m\u0103 aflu \u00een aceast\u0103 \u0163ar\u0103. Mai am doar c\u00e2\u0163iva ani \u015fi se va termina cu umblatul, mai aristocratic zis, cu turismul. Plou\u0103 m\u0103runt de azi diminea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi norii parc\u0103 sunt de plumb. 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