lovvves<\/em> your stupid<\/p>\n <\/p>\n
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\u201cI heard something somewhere that the meat junk they put in burgers to expand them is<\/p>\n
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bad for you. That slime stuff.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cYou mean additives?\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cRight, additives and expanders\u2014something like that.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cSo you\u2019re just hearing about meat additives.\u00a0\u00a0 Right on top of the news, aren\u2019t you?\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cNo, no\u2014not just about additives\u2014about people exploding.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cOh, man, it must be interesting to be you.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cI\u2019m not kidding.\u00a0\u00a0 This thing I heard was saying that some of the stuff they add to<\/p>\n
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burgers and chickens can cause a human to grow so much and so fast that it can cause<\/p>\n
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death.\u00a0 Explosion type death.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cUh, huh.\u00a0 Right.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cOk, next time we get stoned; It will be my treat to see if you can turn away from a<\/p>\n
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delicious Hunnnnnger Hammer\u2014mmmmmmmm.\u00a0\u00a0 Melt in your mouth, all beef pleasure<\/p>\n
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pallet, or whatever they say.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cPleasure for your pallet.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cP.P. Right.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cI\u2019ve got a joint.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cYou do not.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cDo, too.\u00a0\u00a0 Shelly gave it to me.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cMy man!\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cWooooo; whow-ser-wheezer\u2014we have got to find out where she scored that stuff!\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cYou hungry?\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cOh, I ammmmm; It\u2019s Hungry Hammer Time!\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cYour treat!\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cMy pleasure, my na\u00efve one.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cWhat are you going to get?\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cWhat do I always get?\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cHunger Hammer times two!\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cIt\u2019s not times two.\u00a0\u00a0 We each get one–I\u2019m no pig.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cOink.\u00a0 We eat a lot of them.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cDon\u2019t be a buzz kill.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cCould we have a Hunger Hammer?\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cOh, what the heck.\u00a0 Times two, my dear.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cYou have the money?\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cIt was allowance time on Saturday.\u00a0\u00a0 Remember?\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cYeah, but I bought the new Pink Slime c.d.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cWell, I didn\u2019t buy anything, so it\u2019s double the pleasure time.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cOh man, I am starving.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cNot for long, my rotund in the making buddy.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cDon\u2019t keep mentioning my weight, ok?\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cOk.\u00a0 Thank you, my dear.\u201d\u00a0 The mid-fifties waitress turned on her hell and went to yell<\/p>\n
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at\u00a0 the boss.<\/p>\n
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EXPLODING TEEN-AGERS IN ASPEN!<\/em><\/p>\n\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n\u201cYou don\u2019t believe that tripe, do you?\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cI do.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cI remember, I remember. We\u2019re married\u2014I know. Where\u2019s Sean?\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cOut with Jerry from down the block.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cWhat are they doing?\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cI don\u2019t know.\u00a0\u00a0 Maybe cleaning the church, or praying like the good boys they are.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cFunny girl.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cYou like my humor.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cIt\u2019s why I married you\u2014it wasn\u2019t for your cooking skills.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cOh, poo.\u201d<\/p>\n
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by Robert Fenhagen [USA] pentru versiunea rom\u00e2n\u0103 click\u00a0aici \u201cYou have it wrong.\u00a0\u00a0 Man, where do you get your information–The National Perspirer?\u201d \u201cIt\u2019s not perspirer, and you know it.\u201d \u201cIt might as well be\u2014 garbage up the ying-yang; come on, you can\u2019t believe that non-sense. \u2018All the crap that fits\u2019\u2014that\u2019s the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[925,22],"tags":[1160,25,1116],"class_list":["post-8780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-35","category-short-story","tag-egophobia-35","tag-robert-fenhagen","tag-short-story"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-2hC","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8780"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8780\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8976,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8780\/revisions\/8976"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}