adooor\u0103<\/em> ziarul t\u0103u stupid.\u201d<\/p>\n\u201dAm citit ceva undeva c\u0103 t\u00e2mpenia aia pentru carne pe care o pun \u00een burger-i ca s\u0103-i m\u0103reasc\u0103 nu-i bun\u0103 pentru noi. Chestia aia slinoas\u0103.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201dTe referi la aditivi?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eDa, aditivi \u0219i chestii care m\u0103resc \u2013 ceva de genul.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201e\u0218i deci tu abia acum auzi de aditivi pentru carne. Nu-i nici o persoan\u0103 pe lumea asta la fel de informat\u0103 ca tine, nu?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eNu, nu \u2013 nu numai despre aditivi \u2013 \u0219i despre oameni care explodeaz\u0103.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eFrate, c\u00e2t de interesant trebuie s\u0103 fie asta pentru tine.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eNu glumesc. Chestia asta ce am auzit-o, c\u0103 o parte din tot ce bag\u0103 ei \u00een burger-i \u0219i \u00een pui poate face ca oamenii s\u0103 creasc\u0103 at\u00e2t de mult \u0219i at\u00e2t de repede c\u0103 poate cauza moartea. Moartea prin explozie.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eSigur ca da.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eOk, data viitoare c\u00e2nd mai fum\u0103m o s\u0103 fac cinste ca s\u0103 v\u0103d daca po\u021bi refuza un Ciocan al Foamei delicios, mmmmmmmmm. Se tope\u0219te-n gur\u0103, vit\u0103 autentic\u0103 pentru pl\u0103cerea sim\u021burilor tale, sau ce zic ei acolo.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201ePl\u0103cere pentru sim\u021buri.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eP.S. Sigur.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eAm un joint.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eBa nu.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eBa da. Mi l-a dat Shelly.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eFratele meu!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eSuper, trebuie s\u0103 afl\u0103m de unde a f\u0103cut rost de el!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201e\u021ai-e foame?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eMi-e foooooaaaammmeee; e timpul pentru Ciocanul Foamei!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eTu faci cinste!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eCu pl\u0103cere, micul meu naiv.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eCe o s\u0103-\u021bi iei?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eCe-mi iau \u00eentotdeauna?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eDou\u0103 Ciocane ale Foamei!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eNu-s dou\u0103. Ne lu\u0103m fiecare c\u00e2te unul \u2013 nu sunt porc.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eGui\u021b. M\u00e2nc\u0103m mult porc.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eNu-mi t\u0103ia cheful.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eNe pute\u021bi aduce c\u00e2te un Ciocan al Foamei?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eAuzi, \u0219tii ce. C\u00e2te doi de fiecare, draga mea.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eAi bani?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eMi-am primit aloca\u021bia s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103. \u021ai-aduci aminte?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eDa, dar mi-am cump\u0103rat noul CD al lui Pink Slime.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eEi bine, eu nu mi-am cump\u0103rat nimic, a\u0219a c\u0103 e momentul pentru pl\u0103cere la puterea a doua.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eFrate, mor de foame.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eNu pentru mult timp, prietenul meu rotund \u00een devenire.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eNu mai pomeni mereu de greutatea mea, ok?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eOk. Mul\u021bumesc, draga mea.\u201d Chelneri\u021ba, de cincizeci \u0219i ceva de ani, se-ntoarse \u0219i se duse s\u0103 \u021bipe la \u0219eful ei.<\/p>\n
ADOLESCEN\u021aI CARE EXPLODEAZ\u0102 \u00ceN ASPEN!<\/em><\/p>\n\u201eTu crezi \u00een t\u00e2mpeniile astea, nu?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eDa.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eMi-aduc aminte, mi-aduc aminte. Ne-am c\u0103s\u0103torit \u2013 \u0219tiu. Unde-i Sean?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eE plecat cu Jerry din josul str\u0103zii.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201e\u0218i ce fac?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eNu \u0219tiu. Poate cur\u0103\u021b\u0103 biserica, sau se roag\u0103, ca ni\u0219te b\u0103ie\u021bi buni ce sunt.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eCe amuzant\u0103 e\u0219ti.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eI\u021bi place c\u0103 sunt amuzant\u0103.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eDe-aia m-am c\u0103s\u0103torit cu tine \u2013 c\u0103 nu a fost pentru talentele tale culinare\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eOf, taci din gur\u0103.\u201d<\/p>\n
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de Robert Fenhagen [USA] traducere din engleza de\u00a0Florina S\u0103mulescu, student\u0103 MTTLC \u00a0\u00a0for the English version click\u00a0here \u201eAi \u00een\u021beles totul pe dos. Frate, de unde-\u021bi iei informa\u021biile \u2013 din T\u00e2mpenia Na\u021bional\u0103?\u201d \u201eNu-i t\u00e2mpenia, \u0219i o \u0219tii foarte bine.\u201d \u201dAr putea la fel de bine s\u0103 fie \u2013 stric\u00e2nd ying-yang-ul; haide m\u0103, doar nu crezi […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[925,393],"tags":[1160,915,403,54,25,72],"class_list":["post-8783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-35","category-prozascurta","tag-egophobia-35","tag-florina-samulescu","tag-mttlc","tag-proza-scurta","tag-robert-fenhagen","tag-traducere"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-2hF","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8783"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8783\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8869,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8783\/revisions\/8869"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}