{"id":9222,"date":"2012-11-19T19:39:10","date_gmt":"2012-11-19T17:39:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=9222"},"modified":"2012-12-23T19:41:05","modified_gmt":"2012-12-23T17:41:05","slug":"aer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=9222","title":{"rendered":"Aer"},"content":{"rendered":"

[fragment din volumul Ce a v\u0103zut Parisul<\/em>, \u00een preg\u0103tire la Herg Benet]<\/strong><\/p>\n

de Alexandru Potcoav\u0103<\/p>\n

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\nDomnul Pedro se zv\u00e2rcoli \u00een a\u015fternut \u015fi se trezi la miezul nop\u0163ii tot o ap\u0103 de c\u0103ldur\u0103, c\u0103ci incendiul se \u00eentinsese spre u\u015fa \u00eenchis\u0103 a dormitorului. Buc\u0103t\u0103ria \u00eei luase foc de la \u0163igara uitat\u0103 aprins\u0103 pe bufet, l\u00e2ng\u0103 teancul de reviste cu sudoku. Fumul gros p\u0103trunse \u015fi \u00een camer\u0103 \u015fi o umplea rapid. Buimac, omul se scul\u0103 \u00een fund. \u00cencepu s\u0103 tu\u015feasc\u0103, se rostogoli din pat \u015fi \u00eencerc\u0103 s\u0103 se t\u00e2rasc\u0103 pe coate spre geam. Sim\u0163i c\u0103 nu mai poate respira \u015fi cu un ultim efort dobor\u00ee sticla de pe birou. O deschise \u015fi trase \u00een piept aerul din ea. \u00cei ajunse pentru un minut. Fu g\u0103sit de pompieri peste o or\u0103, c\u00e2nd nu se mai putu face dec\u00e2t constatarea.<\/p>\n

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Erau \u00eempreun\u0103 deja de o jum\u0103tate de an. \u00cei explicase de la \u00eenceput c\u0103 e \u00eenc\u0103 virgin\u0103 \u015fi vrea s\u0103 fie sigur\u0103 de seriozitatea rela\u0163iei \u00eenainte s\u0103 renun\u0163e la feciorie. El acceptase asta f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 cr\u00e2cneasc\u0103 \u015fi trecuser\u0103 astfel c\u00e2teva luni frumoase, cu dezmierd\u0103ri \u015fi alte preludii, p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 o invite \u00eentr-o excursie romantic\u0103. Ajun\u015fi la Paris, dup\u0103 o zi-dou\u0103 de plimb\u0103ri \u00eencheiate cu mese de cin\u0103 pe vapor, masaje \u015fi lum\u00e2n\u0103ri, \u00eei cedase \u015fi f\u0103cur\u0103 dragoste \u00een camera de hotel. La \u00eentoarcerea acas\u0103, tipul o p\u0103r\u0103si f\u0103r\u0103 explica\u0163ii, motiv pentru care fata se suise acum pe un scaun cu la\u0163ul la g\u00e2t. De\u015furub\u0103 capacul sticlei, o duse repede la nas, inspir\u0103 ad\u00e2nc, se str\u00e2mb\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103ri \u00eentr-o parte spre moarte.<\/p>\n

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Doamna \u015fi domnul Jelinek se a\u015fezar\u0103 pe canapea cu ceaiul \u00een fa\u0163\u0103. Sorbir\u0103 \u015fi privir\u0103 ca de obicei biblioteca. Pe primul raft, cel mai de jos, era un r\u00e2nd de c\u0103r\u0163i din era comunist\u0103 pe care nepo\u0163ii le puteau scoate \u015fi rupe sau m\u00e2zg\u0103li f\u0103r\u0103 probleme. Pe al doilea, teancurile de reviste vechi \u00eei a\u015fteptau \u015fi ele pe micu\u0163i. Mai sus, colec\u0163ia de volume ale lui Jules Verne, Dumas \u015fi Karl May mai aveau de r\u0103bdat c\u00e2\u0163iva ani p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 fie citite. Deasupra lor, romanele lui Dostoievski, Kafka, Thomas Mann \u015fi Camus str\u00e2ngeau praful. Peste acestea, operele lui C\u00e9line, Ilf \u015fi Petrov, Nabokov sau Grass aproape c\u0103 nu mai sperau s\u0103 fie deschise vreodat\u0103. Pe ultimul raft, unde nu ajungeai dec\u00e2t cu scara, ceea ce era peste puterile bunicilor, se g\u0103sea pus\u0103 bine colec\u0163ia de timbre a b\u0103tr\u00e2nului, l\u00e2ng\u0103 care \u00eenc\u0103peau dosarele cu schi\u0163e ale nevestei, creatoare de mod\u0103 \u00een tinere\u0163e, \u00eenainte s\u0103 devin\u0103 contabil\u0103 \u015fi sticla primit\u0103 cadou de la fiul lor. Acesta le-o adusese \u015fi o a\u015fezase cu m\u00e2na lui acolo, la ad\u0103post de orice atingeri curioase. Bine, dar ce e \u00een ea? \u00eentreba domnul Jelinek de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u015fi vedea b\u0103iatul. Aer, r\u0103spundea acela. Ca \u00een orice alt bibelou.<\/p>\n

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Femeia trase p\u0103tura, desf\u0103cu scutecul plin \u015fi \u00eel arunc\u0103 la co\u015f, puse unul curat \u015fi \u00eel acoperi la loc pe b\u0103tr\u00e2n. Acela supravie\u0163uise \u00een tinere\u0163e bombei de la Hiroshima \u015fi se \u0163inuse bine pe picioarele lui p\u00e2n\u0103 cu o lun\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103, c\u00e2nd fusese \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit \u00een c\u0103l\u0103toria vie\u0163ii. \u00centors de acolo, c\u0103zuse deodat\u0103 paralizat la pat. Povestea lui sem\u0103na cu cea a c\u0103lug\u0103rului budist t\u0103iat \u00een dou\u0103 de ro\u0163ile unui tren \u00een gara Yokohama, dar care a mai tr\u0103it c\u00e2teva zile, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 s\u00e2ngereze, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd a venit la el un confrate c\u0103ruia i-a murmurat ceva la ureche. Abia atunci c\u0103lug\u0103rul \u015fi-a dat duhul \u015fi s\u00e2ngele a \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u0163\u00e2\u015fneasc\u0103 din corpul sec\u0163ionat de la mijloc \u015fi depus \u00een buc\u0103\u0163i pe dou\u0103 t\u0103rgi diferite.<\/p>\n

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Muribundul deschise deodat\u0103 ochii \u015fi privi \u00een jur. Asistenta se apropie \u015fi \u00een\u0163elese. Lu\u0103 sticla de pe noptier\u0103, o deschise \u015fi o apropie de n\u0103rile pacientului. Acesta inspir\u0103 scurt, umplu scutecul nou \u015fi muri.<\/p>\n

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Ca \u00een fiecare toamn\u0103, doamna Gertrude \u00eencepu s\u0103 fiarb\u0103 compotul. Prepar\u0103 un cazan \u00eentreg, pe care \u00eel turn\u0103 \u00een borcane \u015fi borc\u0103na\u015fe. Femeia adun\u0103 din gr\u0103din\u0103 ultimele ro\u015fii, le f\u0103cu bulion \u015fi umplu dou\u0103 duzini de sticle. Pentru c\u0103 mai r\u0103m\u0103sese destul pe fundul oalei, c\u0103ut\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 un recipient. \u00cel g\u0103si pe un raft \u00een camera nepoatei, student\u0103 la Litere, \u00eel de\u015furub\u0103, v\u0103zu c\u0103 e gol, \u00eel mirosi, nu sim\u0163i nimic, a\u015fa c\u0103 turn\u0103 \u015fi \u00een el \u015fi \u00eel depozit\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 celelalte \u00een c\u0103mar\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Dup\u0103 un chef prelungit p\u00e2n\u0103 spre diminea\u0163\u0103, Ivana accept\u0103 s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 la prietena ei Jelica. C\u00e2nd ultimii petrec\u0103re\u0163i o luar\u0103 spre cas\u0103 \u015fi baia fu \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit liber\u0103, Ivana merse \u015fi f\u0103cu un du\u015f. Se \u00eentoarse \u00een camer\u0103 \u015fi se \u00eentinse pe pat. B\u0103use mult vin ro\u015fu \u015fi totu\u015fi niciun b\u0103iat nu-i c\u0103zuse cu tronc \u00een acea sear\u0103. Vibratorul o a\u015ftepta acas\u0103 \u00een sertarul noptierei, a\u015fa c\u0103 fata se uit\u0103 \u00een jur. V\u0103zu o sticl\u0103 de un sfert pe mas\u0103 \u015fi se mul\u0163umi. O \u015fterse de praf \u015fi o introduse cu v\u00e2rful alungit \u00een vagin. \u00cencepu s-o str\u00e2ng\u0103 \u00eentre labii \u015fi s-o \u00eenv\u00e2rt\u0103 \u00een ea, oft\u00e2nd \u00eencet. Auzi la un moment dat un scurt f\u00e2s\u00e2it dar nu se \u00eentrerupse. La sf\u00e2r\u015fit, o scoase \u015fi v\u0103zu c\u0103 dopul r\u0103m\u0103sese \u00een\u0103untru. Cobor\u00ee din pat, f\u0103cu c\u00e2teva genuflexiuni p\u00e2n\u0103 ce dopul ajunse la ie\u015fire, \u00eel trase afar\u0103, \u00eel \u00een\u015furub\u0103 la loc, l\u0103s\u0103 sticla de unde o luase \u015fi se culc\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Cobor\u00ee din avion, \u00ee\u015fi recuper\u0103 bagajul de pe banda transportoare, lu\u0103 un taxi \u015fi ajunse acas\u0103. Hainele de sp\u0103lat le arunc\u0103 imediat \u00een co\u015ful de rufe, g\u0103si sub ele sticla \u015fi o desf\u0103cu. Scurse praful din ea \u00eentr-o pung\u0103, o ascunse sub parchet \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 distribuitorii. Sticla o \u00eenchise la loc \u015fi o f\u0103cu cadou cu prima ocazie unei bune prietene.<\/p>\n

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C\u00e2nd se prezentar\u0103 la casa funerar\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi vad\u0103 tat\u0103l pentru ultima oar\u0103, c\u0103ci \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntarea urma s\u0103 aib\u0103 loc cu sicriul \u00eenchis, cei trei copii \u00eei aduser\u0103 fiecare c\u00e2te ceva. Cel mic \u00eei strecur\u0103 sub sacou unghiera, cel mijlociu \u00eei puse pieptenul \u015fi un pix \u00een buzunarul de la piept, s\u0103 semene a inginer, iar cel mare \u00eei depuse sub cap o sticl\u0103. Peste c\u00e2\u0163iva ani, c\u00e2nd \u00eel dezgropar\u0103 s\u0103-i spele oasele, b\u0103ie\u0163ii g\u0103sir\u0103 unghiera ruginit\u0103, pieptenul \u00eennoroit, pixul putrezit \u015fi sticla intact\u0103. A\u015fa c\u0103 o l\u0103sar\u0103 \u015fi pe mai departe l\u00e2ng\u0103 r\u0103m\u0103\u015fi\u0163ele p\u0103rintelui, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mai adauge altceva.<\/p>\n

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Nu era sigur c\u0103 va supravie\u0163ui interven\u0163iei, a\u015fa c\u0103 domnul Lucian se c\u0103utase bine prin buzunare ca s\u0103-\u015fi asigure bun\u0103voin\u0163a doctorului \u015fi a anestezistei. Femeii \u00eei puse \u00een palm\u0103 dinainte 50 de euro iar chirurgului \u00eei promise o sticl\u0103 de ceva bun dup\u0103. C\u00e2nd \u00ee\u015fi reveni, omul se duse la cabinetul celui ce-l operase \u015fi-i puse recipientul pe mas\u0103. Cam\u00a0 mic, f\u0103cu doctorul. \u015ei cam u\u015for. \u00cen fine, las\u0103-l aici \u015fi s\u0103n\u0103tate!<\/p>\n

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\u015eeful de \u015fantier ridic\u0103 cei doi cilindri de metal \u00eenf\u0103\u015fura\u0163i \u00een drapelul tricolor. \u00centr-unul sigilase un sul de h\u00e2rtie cu numele antreprenorului \u015fi al beneficiarului, \u00een cel\u0103lalt, sticla, ca un mesaj pentru viitorime. Inginerul \u00eei depuse \u00een groapa funda\u0163iei \u015fi f\u0103cu semn s\u0103 curg\u0103 betonul. Poate c\u0103 peste secole unii se vor uita la acel \u00eenscris ca Champolion la hieroglife \u015fi un alt Napoleon va a\u015feza sticla ca obelisc \u00een Place de la Concorde.<\/p>\n

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\u00cen zona arctic\u0103 se construie\u015fte un bunc\u0103r secret ce con\u0163ine e\u015fantioane din toate semin\u0163ele de pe glob. \u00cen caz de dezastru planetar, culturile vor putea fi re\u00eenfiin\u0163ate \u00eentocmai, cu condi\u0163ia s\u0103 mai g\u0103seasc\u0103 cineva acel depozit. \u00cen el e adus\u0103 la ad\u0103post \u015fi o sticl\u0103, ca mostr\u0103 de atmosfer\u0103 parizian\u0103 la anul 2011 toamna.<\/p>\n

Camionul manevreaz\u0103 cu spatele \u015fi opre\u015fte la ramp\u0103. Un motostivuitor ridic\u0103 pale\u0163ii \u015fi \u00eei depune \u00een fabric\u0103. Muncitorii desfac baxurile \u015fi alimenteaz\u0103 banda. Sticlele goale sunt transportate p\u00e2n\u0103 la aparatul care le pune dopuri. Dup\u0103 ce sunt \u00eenchise, li se lipesc etichete \u015fi sunt din nou ambalate pentru a fi trimise la v\u00e2nzare \u00een magazinele de suveniruri. Nu le \u015ftampileaz\u0103 cu Made in China<\/i>. Ar fi \u015fi culmea, doar scrie pe ele c\u0103 con\u0163in aer de Paris, dup\u0103 o idee extravagant\u0103 dar at\u00e2t de lucrativ\u0103 a lui Marcel Duchamp. Altfel, cine ar da pe una cinci euro?!<\/p>\n

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[fragment din volumul Ce a v\u0103zut Parisul, \u00een preg\u0103tire la Herg Benet] de Alexandru Potcoav\u0103     Domnul Pedro se zv\u00e2rcoli \u00een a\u015fternut \u015fi se trezi la miezul nop\u0163ii tot o ap\u0103 de c\u0103ldur\u0103, c\u0103ci incendiul se \u00eentinsese spre u\u015fa \u00eenchis\u0103 a dormitorului. Buc\u0103t\u0103ria \u00eei luase foc de la \u0163igara uitat\u0103 aprins\u0103 pe bufet, l\u00e2ng\u0103 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[946,15],"tags":[21,1161,1115],"class_list":["post-9222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-36","category-proza","tag-alexandru-potcoava","tag-egophobia-36","tag-proza"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s6DakB-aer","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9222"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9223,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9222\/revisions\/9223"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}