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Developerul nostru din India, Pushpendra,<\/p>\n
ne trimite mereu scenarii pline de erori.<\/p>\n
\u00cemi amintesc de un joc la Playstation 1<\/p>\n
unde r\u0103m\u00eeneau gloan\u0163e \u00eenfipte \u00een Luna plin\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u201eAm impresia c\u0103 \u00een locul lui Pushpendra<\/p>\n
lucreaz\u0103 vreo 20 de oameni diferi\u0163i care,<\/p>\n
pe r\u00eend, introduc c\u00eete o eroare nou\u0103.\u201d \u2013 se enerveaz\u0103 un coleg.<\/p>\n
L\u00eeng\u0103 ASEM, toate fetele alea, cu fundurile s\u0103lt\u0103re\u0163e,<\/p>\n
al\u0103turi de tipi siguri \u00een deciziile \u015fi mi\u015fc\u0103rile lor,<\/p>\n
se \u00eentind \u00een fa\u0163a mea la fel ca ni\u015fte scenarii perfecte<\/p>\n
\u00eentr-un limbaj de programare pentru Playstation 3,<\/p>\n
eu sunt \u00eenc\u0103 blocat \u00een Playstation 1,<\/p>\n
unde, odat\u0103, tot \u00een jocul \u0103la,<\/p>\n
am fost \u00eempu\u015fcat din gre\u015feal\u0103,<\/p>\n
arma \u00eemi era blocat\u0103<\/p>\n
de\u015fi mai aveam \u00eenc\u0103 gloan\u0163e-n ea.<\/p>\n
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Gazul se scurge dintr-o conduct\u0103<\/p>\n
ce vine dintr-o alt\u0103 cl\u0103dire,<\/p>\n
acolo, \u00een aer, o stare<\/p>\n
din ce \u00een ce mai dens\u0103 \u00eenc\u00eet o po\u0163i t\u0103ia cu palma,<\/p>\n
te face s\u0103 cazi ghem:<\/p>\n
\u201eIisuse Hristoase, sunt terminat!\u201d<\/p>\n
gazul p\u0103trunde \u015fi-n oficiu, nimeni nu vrea s\u0103 deschid\u0103 geamul,<\/p>\n
s\u0103 sting\u0103 dispozitivele electrice,<\/p>\n
s\u0103 ias\u0103.<\/p>\n
O fat\u0103 intr\u0103: \u201e\u00ee\u00eehhh, ce oribil, deschide\u0163i m\u0103car u\u015fa s\u0103 ias\u0103 mirosul \u0103sta!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eNu, las-o a\u015fa!\u201d \u2013 \u00eei spune managerul.<\/p>\n
Cumva, sper\u0103 s\u0103 nu ajung\u0103 acas\u0103 \u00een seara asta,<\/p>\n
chiar la ce bun, nu va g\u0103si nimic acolo.<\/p>\n
Nimeni nu vrea s\u0103 ajung\u0103 acas\u0103.<\/p>\n
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Fe\u0163e ca ni\u015fte bonuri de plat\u0103 de la magazin,<\/p>\n
o fat\u0103 frumoas\u0103 se apleac\u0103 \u015fi-i \u00eentinde ni\u015fte m\u0103run\u0163i\u015f unui cer\u015fetor,<\/p>\n
p\u0103rul ei lung \u00eei atinge fa\u0163a,<\/p>\n
un b\u0103tr\u00een trece \u00een grab\u0103 pe l\u00eeng\u0103 mine \u015fi<\/p>\n
scuip\u0103 un bilet de troleibuz;<\/p>\n
\u00een birou, num\u0103r zilele cu ro\u015fu \u00een calendar<\/p>\n
m\u0103sur\u00eend un pas statistic,<\/p>\n
\u015feful m\u0103 cheam\u0103 \u00een oficiul s\u0103u \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103-mi vorbeasc\u0103<\/p>\n
fix\u00eenud-\u015fi privirea la picioarele mele<\/p>\n
de parc\u0103 acolo ar avea loc o scurgere de ulei.<\/p>\n
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M-am pus s\u0103 caut pe net strip cluburi prin chi\u015fin\u0103u,<\/p>\n
am intrat pe site-ul unui club<\/p>\n
\u015fi m-am uitat la pozele fetelor disponibile,<\/p>\n
cu toate aveau privirea aia,<\/p>\n
de parc\u0103 le-au f\u0103cut poza \u00eendat\u0103 ce<\/p>\n
au fost aduse de trafican\u0163i.<\/p>\n
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Un respondent care \u015fopte\u015fte, a lehamite,<\/p>\n
un r\u0103spuns la \u00eent\u00eemplare<\/p>\n
ce se strecoar\u0103 \u00een chestionar<\/p>\n
\u015fi care, ulterior, va servi ca fundament<\/p>\n
pentru deciziile \u00een cadrul institu\u0163iilor majore.<\/p>\n
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A\u015ftept ca organele, dac\u0103 mai sunt bune de ceva,<\/p>\n
s\u0103 fie donate,<\/p>\n
le merit\u0103, mai mult dec\u00eet mine, oricine.<\/p>\n
\u00cen una din zilele alea, m-a fug\u0103rit un demon<\/p>\n
prin tot ora\u015ful, p\u00een\u0103 la amiaz\u0103,<\/p>\n
c\u00eend am reu\u015fit s\u0103 ajung acas\u0103.<\/p>\n
Singur, \u00een camer\u0103, holb\u00eendu-m\u0103<\/p>\n
la hainele ag\u0103\u0163ate \u00een cuier<\/p>\n
care grozav de bine seam\u0103n\u0103 cu ni\u015fte colegi de camer\u0103 –<\/p>\n
iat\u0103 c\u00eet de aproape am fost, \u00een ultimele s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00eeni,<\/p>\n
de ceea ce se cheam\u0103 \u201ea fi printre oameni\u201d \u2013<\/p>\n
am vegheat l\u00eeng\u0103 geam cum se duce restul zilei<\/p>\n
la fel ca o iubit\u0103<\/p>\n
care mi-a spus c\u0103 a \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u015fi-o trag\u0103 cu altul.<\/p>\n
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La \u015fcoala auto ne-au \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at c\u0103<\/p>\n
motorul automobilului care \u00ee\u015fi are<\/p>\n
o pies\u0103 dislocat\u0103,<\/p>\n
\u00eencepe s\u0103 se road\u0103,<\/p>\n
se \u00eent\u00eempl\u0103 gradat,<\/p>\n
cu c\u00ee\u0163iva milimetri \u00een fiecare zi<\/p>\n
p\u00een\u0103 acesta se distruge cu totul.<\/p>\n
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