Se f\u0103cuse diminea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi patul \u00een care z\u0103cuse \u015fi dup\u0103 aceea se odihnise era greu de toate loviturile onirice pe care le primise \u00een timpul nop\u0163ii. Dac\u0103 ar fi avut picioare, de\u015fi avea, ar fi fugit m\u00e2nc\u00e2nd p\u0103m\u00e2ntul de sub ele \u015fi l-ar fi l\u0103sat s\u0103 doarm\u0103 chiar pe p\u0103m\u00e2ntul deasupra c\u0103ruia ar fi fugit m\u00e2nc\u00e2ndu-l. Dar el nu era dec\u00e2t un pat obi\u015fnuit de spital, sudat \u00een sine din felurite p\u0103r\u0163i metalice exact \u00een forma unui pat de spital ca oricare altul. \u015ei f\u0103r\u0103 o personalitate numai a lui, nu putea s\u0103 aib\u0103 nicio voin\u0163\u0103 care s\u0103 \u00eel determine s\u0103 fug\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 lase totul \u00een voia domnului mobilier.<\/p>\n
\nLumina crud\u0103 a \u00eenceputului de zi i-a zg\u00e2riat pleoapele \u015fi \u00eentr-un fel sau altul l-a rupt din somnul analgezic \u00een care \u00ee\u015fi petrecuse toat\u0103 noaptea. Acum deschise ochii, larg, \u015fi constat\u0103 c\u0103 era \u00eentreg \u015fi parc\u0103 \u015fi mai \u00eentreg dec\u00e2t fusese asear\u0103. Un g\u00e2nd ur\u00e2t ce \u00eel nemul\u0163umea cu siguran\u0163\u0103. Dar realitatea nu \u00eel menaja nici \u00een convalescen\u0163\u0103. Cercet\u0103 totul \u00een jurul s\u0103u \u015fi ultimul lucru asupra c\u0103ruia \u00ee\u015fi arunc\u0103 privirea inoxidabil\u0103 de stele verzi a fost patul \u00een care dormise. Era f\u0103cut din fier a\u015fa cum sunt toate paturile de spital. Un simplu \u015fi lipsit de individualitate pat de fier. O mobil\u0103 metalic\u0103, trase concluzia fireasc\u0103 dup\u0103 ce \u00eel \u00eentoarse pe toate p\u0103r\u0163ile ochilor. \u015ei, dintr-o dat\u0103, \u00eei veni chef s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103, \u00een sinea lui, cu patul. Dar nu, se r\u0103zg\u00e2ndi \u00eentr-o frac\u0163iune de secund\u0103, a vorbi cu patul e la fel de banal ca el \u00eensu\u015fi. Plus c\u0103 mul\u0163i \u00eenaintea mea au vorbit cu obiectele din mediul lor \u00eenconjur\u0103tor. Dovezile sunt f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103r \u00een toate c\u0103r\u0163ile de pove\u015fti ale copil\u0103riei, \u00een toate romanele postmoderniste ale facult\u0103\u0163ii, dar \u015fi \u00een toate reveriile profe\u0163ilor ca \u015fi \u00een toate halucina\u0163iile nebunilor. Nu am s\u0103 vorbesc deci cu patul \u015fi s\u0103 devin la fel de simplu ca el \u015fi la fel de banal ca \u00eens\u0103\u015fi aceast\u0103 activitate comunicativ\u0103 inter-organic\u0103. Am s\u0103 m\u0103 adresez mai cur\u00e2nd entit\u0103\u0163ii la care el se \u00eenchin\u0103. Sigur trebuie s\u0103 aib\u0103 \u015fi el un zeu c\u0103ruia s\u0103 i se roage \u00een nop\u0163ile lung \u00eemb\u00e2csite cu vaietele pacien\u0163ilor de pe el. Dac\u0103 n-ar avea zeul s\u0103u, probabil c\u0103 ar \u00eennebuni \u015fi ar rugini foarte repede, indiferent de c\u00e2te straturi de vopsea i-ar aplica muncitorii de la \u00eentre\u0163inere pe picioare, pe plas\u0103 \u015fi pe t\u0103blie. Am s\u0103 vorbesc a\u015fadar cu dumnezeul acestui pat \u015fi am s\u0103 v\u0103d dac\u0103 e numai al lui sau al tuturor paturilor de spital f\u0103cute din metal. \u015ei am s\u0103 profit de aceast\u0103 ocazie pentru a-mi da seama dac\u0103 \u00een lumea paturilor divinitatea e particular\u0103 sau general\u0103. Am s\u0103 v\u0103d eu dac\u0103 exist\u0103 cu adev\u0103rat vreo diferen\u0163\u0103 esen\u0163ial\u0103 \u00eentre dumnezeul oamenilor \u015fi cel al paturilor. \u015ei, prin extensie, cel al obiectelor \u00een compara\u0163ie cu cel al fiin\u0163elor vii. \u00ce\u015fi opri brusc \u015firul g\u00e2ndurilor \u00een vorbirea lui savant\u0103 cu sine c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u015fi aminti c\u0103 \u00eei este sete \u015fi, \u00eenainte de a investiga complexa lume sacr\u0103 a paturilor, trebuie s\u0103 bea ap\u0103 ca orice muritor de r\u00e2nd. Mai ales c\u00e2t timp se va afla \u00een convalescen\u0163\u0103. \u015ei mai ales dup\u0103 b\u0103taia sor\u0103 cu moartea ce l-a ridicat \u00een cerul propriilor sale minunate stele verzi.<\/p>\n
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Se f\u0103cuse diminea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi patul \u00een care z\u0103cuse \u015fi dup\u0103 aceea se odihnise era greu de toate loviturile onirice pe care le primise \u00een timpul nop\u0163ii. Dac\u0103 ar fi avut picioare, de\u015fi avea, ar fi fugit m\u00e2nc\u00e2nd p\u0103m\u00e2ntul de sub ele \u015fi l-ar fi l\u0103sat s\u0103 doarm\u0103 chiar pe p\u0103m\u00e2ntul deasupra c\u0103ruia ar fi fugit […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[6,4,5],"class_list":["post-979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-romanul-online","tag-literatura-virtuala-exclusiv-antuma","tag-patrick-calinescu","tag-roman-online"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-fN","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=979"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1555,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979\/revisions\/1555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}