{"id":9838,"date":"2013-07-30T22:28:49","date_gmt":"2013-07-30T20:28:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=9838"},"modified":"2013-08-08T19:33:06","modified_gmt":"2013-08-08T17:33:06","slug":"45-de-secunde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=9838","title":{"rendered":"45 de secunde"},"content":{"rendered":"

de Ion Buzu
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\nEra aproape de doi\u0219pe noaptea \u015fi Max se trezi atunci c\u00eend intrase fratele s\u0103u \u00een camer\u0103. La TV rula un film, Max credea c\u0103 este de Tarkovski, se hot\u0103r\u00eese s\u0103-l vad\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 a adormit.<\/p>\n

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Trezit, Max \u00ee\u015fi lu\u0103 sprayul de graffiti din ascunz\u0103toare, ie\u015fi \u00een afara cur\u0163ii \u015fi porni s\u0103 vad\u0103 ce-i reu\u015fe\u015fte \u00een seara asta. O luase spre satul vecin \u015fi se hot\u0103r\u00ee s\u0103 scrie cu un stencil pe un st\u00eelp fraza \u201eoamenii normali m\u0103 sperie\u201d. Zg\u00eel\u0163\u00eei flaconul cu spray verde f\u0103c\u00eend prea mult zgomot \u0219i privi nervos \u00een toate p\u0103r\u0163ile verific\u00eend dac\u0103 nu e nimeni \u00een preajm\u0103. C\u00eend vedea farurile ma\u015finilor ascundea flaconul sub geac\u0103 \u015fi mergea lini\u015ftit, apoi c\u00eend acestea se \u00eendep\u0103rtau, \u00eel scotea \u015fi-l agita din nou. \u00cen interiorul flaconului este o bil\u0103 care lovindu-se de pere\u0163ii spray-ului face mult\u0103 g\u0103l\u0103gie, iar noaptea aceasta e de trei ori mai accentuat\u0103. Plus c\u0103 mai sunt \u0219i c\u00eeinii, foarte aten\u0163i, care latr\u0103 de \u00eendat\u0103 ce aud un zgomot suspicios. Cum ar fi cel al unui flacon cu vopsea verde zg\u00eel\u0163\u00eeindu-se \u0219i fiind pe cale s\u0103 scrie fraza \u201eoamenii normali m\u0103 sperie\u201d.<\/p>\n

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Treaba cu aceast\u0103 fraz\u0103, cu graffitiul \u015fi cu scrisul pe timp de noapte o \u00eencepuse \u00een ianuarie, c\u00eend Max a decis: gata! p\u00een\u0103 aici i-a fost sistemului \u015fi mediocrit\u0103\u0163ii generale pe care o instaureaz\u0103 acesta. E timpul ca \u015fi al\u0163ii s\u0103 guste din iluminarea interzis\u0103, ca \u015fi al\u0163ii s\u0103 trec\u0103 dincolo, dincolo de suferin\u0163a vie\u0163ii cotidiene, dincolo de propriile limite, dincolo de barierele mintale impuse \u015fi sedimentate, dincolo…<\/p>\n

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Max numea ceea ce f\u0103cea el \u201eterorism poetic\u201d despre care citise de la Hakim Bey. \u015etia de poli<\/i>\u0163istul din cap<\/i> care e \u00een fiecare. Dar uneori, Max reu\u015fea s\u0103 scape de sub controlul acestui poli\u0163ist \u015fi \u00een acele momente se sim\u0163ea puternic \u015fi liber. De parc\u0103 putea face absolut orice. De parc\u0103 lumea nu era nimic altceva pentru el dec\u00eet un loc de joac\u0103. De parc\u0103 \u00een timpul nop\u0163ii satul lui Max se transforma \u00eentr-un atelier personal \u00een care acesta \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103cea arta sa subversiv\u0103. De aici \u015fi ideea de a le face cunoscut\u0103 \u015fi altora libertatea aceasta, dar avea o \u015fans\u0103 doar dac\u0103 ac\u0163iona ca un infractor, din umbr\u0103; o m\u00een\u0103 ce scrie o fraz\u0103 pe zid<\/i> \u015fi se retrage. Hakim Bey scria c\u0103 terorismul poetic trebuie s\u0103 fie o art\u0103 brutal\u0103, interzis\u0103 \u015fi, chiar ilegal\u0103; persoana care \u00eel experimenteaz\u0103 nu trebuie s\u0103-\u015fi dea seama, cel pu\u0163in nu deodat\u0103, c\u0103 ceea ce a v\u0103zut a fost art\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Cu o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00een\u0103 \u00eenainte s\u0103 se preg\u0103teasc\u0103 s\u0103 foloseasc\u0103 stencilul f\u0103cut de prietenul s\u0103u Ion, care practica deja terorismul poetic, Max scrisese cu acela\u015fi graffiti, dup\u0103 o ploaie, c\u00eeteva fraze, repartizate pe tot satul. \u201eE\u015fti sclavul unei lumi care nu apreciaz\u0103 nimic\u201d, \u201eE\u015fti o masc\u0103!\u201d, \u201eCare sunt dorin\u0163ele tale adev\u0103rate?\u201d, \u201eLan\u0163urile legii au fost rupte!\u201d, \u201eSatul \u0103sta este al nostru\u201d, \u201eHAOS\u201d… \u015fi sim\u0163ea cum cineva va fi un altul dup\u0103 ce va vedea cele scrise.<\/p>\n

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\u00cenc\u0103 \u00eenainte de asta Max \u00eencepuse s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 ceilal\u0163i au \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 este un str<\/i>\u0103in<\/i>, c\u0103 deja sunt pe urmele lui \u015fi \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-l demascheze, s\u0103-l dezgoleasc\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a umanit\u0103\u0163ii. A sim\u0163it frica atunci c\u00eend \u00een timp ce lipea o foaie cu fraza \u201coamenii normali m\u0103 sperie\u201d un b\u0103rbat \u00eel v\u0103zuse. A privit la fraz\u0103 str\u00eemb\u00eend din gur\u0103 \u015fi l-a \u00eentrebat ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 toat\u0103 treaba asta, de ce a lipit foia aceea \u015fi ce sens are fraza de pe ea. \u00cel \u00eentreb\u0103 \u0219i din ce sect\u0103 face parte. Max i-a spus c\u0103 e o lucrare practic\u0103 la psihologie, studiaz\u0103 reac\u0163iile oamenilor la vederea a ceva anormal. Individul a \u00eentrebat cum \u00eel cheam\u0103, unde tr\u0103ie\u015fte, cine \u00eei sunt p\u0103rin\u0163ii. Max i-a r\u0103spuns c\u0103-l cheam\u0103 Andrei Guzun \u015fi e din Log\u0103ne\u015fti. \u015ei-a amintit de ce spunea Hakim Bey despre identitatea celui care face terorism poetic, trebuie s\u0103 fie fals\u0103. Teroristul poetic exist\u0103 doar \u00een momentele \u00een care iese din umbr\u0103 s\u0103 lipeasc\u0103 fraza, acele 45 de scunde c\u00eet dureaz\u0103 procesul, \u00een restul timpului el nu exist\u0103. B\u0103rbatul a dat din umeri \u015fi a mers mai departe. Lui Max \u00eei tremurau m\u00eeinile, sc\u0103pase de data asta, nici nu avea psihologia ca obiect de studiu, dar a fost o diversiune reu\u015fit\u0103. De atunci a \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 \u00een cur\u00eend va fi prins. Cei de la \u015fcoal\u0103 b\u0103nuiau oricum c\u00eete ceva. \u015ei Max se sim\u0163ea de parc\u0103 ar fi fost deja judecat \u015fi condamnat la un gen de moarte psihic\u0103 pentru c\u0103 este un str<\/i>\u0103in<\/i>, procesul av\u00eend \u00eens\u0103 loc \u00een absen\u0163a sa. Se sim\u0163ea ca \u00een romanul lui Kafka, iar execu\u0163ia era doar o problem\u0103 de timp. O condamnare despre care i se amintea \u00een fiecare moment. \u00cen\u0163elegea c\u0103 devenise cel\u0103lalt, devenise amenin\u0163area care plana asupra lor \u015fi urma s\u0103 fie capturat, dar totu\u015fi nu renun\u0163a s\u0103 fac\u0103 ceea ce facea…<\/p>\n

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Cu c\u00eeteva nop\u0163i \u00eenainte, Max v\u0103zuse Fight Club<\/i>. \u00cen timp ce hoin\u0103rea noaptea cu o can\u0103 de cafea \u00een m\u00een\u0103, explor\u00eend noi spa\u0163ii unde ar lipi fraze, se g\u00eendea cum ar fi dac\u0103 \u015fi al\u0163ii ar face terorism poetic. Dac\u0103 le-ar spune prietenilor s\u0103i despre chestia asta, cum e s\u0103 faci ceva doar cu scopul de a \u015foca. S\u0103 le povesteasc\u0103 despre senza\u0163ia puternic\u0103 \u015fi real\u0103 de libertate pe care o po\u0163i avea c\u00eend faci acest lucru. \u00ce\u015fi imagina cum s-ar aduna noaptea vreo \u015fapte b\u0103ie\u0163i, to\u0163i cu foi, clei \u0219i graffiti \u0219i cum ar scrie cu pietre fraze \u00een mijlocul str\u0103zii. Ori ar lipi copii printate color ale unor picturi de Salvador Dali, Picasso, James Koehline ori Duchamp. A\u015fa cum \u00een film recru\u0163ii lui Tyler Durden se adunau s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 temele pentru acas\u0103, exact a\u015fa se vor aduna Max cu tipii pe care \u00eei va ini\u0163ia \u00een terorism poetic. Vor bea cafea \u00eempreun\u0103, se vor plimba prin p\u0103dure, explor\u00eend noi teritorii ale atelierului. Apoi vor merge to\u0163i \u00eenapoi acas\u0103, se vor \u00eentinde \u00een a\u015fternut \u00eenainte ca p\u0103rin\u0163ii s\u0103 se trezeasc\u0103. Iar diminea\u0163a se vor preface cu to\u0163ii c\u0103 au dormit \u00een acea noapte \u0219i vor da din umeri c\u00eend vor vedea o fraz\u0103 nou\u0103 scris\u0103 undeva prin sat. Ca \u00eentr-un film pe care Max \u00eel v\u0103zuse la TV, despre un t\u00een\u0103r aruncat \u00eentr-o celul\u0103 dintr-o \u00eenchisoare s\u0103r\u0103c\u0103cioas\u0103 din Texas. Erau doar dou\u0103 sau trei celule de tot. Iar gardianul dormea noaptea. Ba \u00eenc\u0103 lipseau c\u00eeteva din gratiile de la geam. Astfel \u00eenc\u00eet, c\u00eend paznicul adormea, t\u00een\u0103rul se strecura printre gratii \u015fi ie\u015fea \u00een ora\u015f. Se plimba. Intra \u00eentr-un bar s\u0103 bea o bere, se uita la un meci. Iar spre diminea\u0163\u0103 revenea \u00een celul\u0103. \u015ei f\u0103cea chestia asta aproape \u00een fiecare noapte. Nu fugea cu totul. A stat \u00eenchis o lun\u0103 isp\u0103\u015findu-\u015fi pedeapsa. Dar de fapt, numai se pref\u0103cea c\u0103 a fost \u00eenchis \u00een tot acest timp. \u00cen fine, ideea lui Max era s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 simt\u0103, fiecare din cei care practic\u0103 terorism poetic, c\u0103 regulile, limit\u0103rile \u015fi conven\u0163iile acestei lumi nu sunt at\u00eet de reale, c\u0103 se pot strecura noaptea printre ele f\u0103c\u00eend absolut orice, at\u00eet timp c\u00eet gardianul crede c\u0103 dormi, cum orice om normal ar trebui s\u0103 fac\u0103. Ba chiar mai mult, Max visa s\u0103 fac\u0103 o grupare, o comunitate ca Project Mayhem<\/i> din Fight Club<\/i>, \u00een care fiecare membru s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e s\u0103 se strecoare printre gratii \u00een timp ce gardianul trage la aghioas\u0103. S\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e c\u0103 adev\u0103ratul gardian e \u00een mintea fiec\u0103ruia.<\/p>\n

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Cu o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00een\u0103 \u00eenainte de asta, Max scrisese cu creta pe u\u015fa unei alimentare \u201eHaosul nu a murit niciodat\u0103!\u201d. \u00cenainte de asta v\u0103zuse filmul Basquiat<\/i> \u00een care acesta scria cu spray fraze: \u201eCa un ignorant \u00een haine de duminic\u0103\u201d, \u201ePlu\u015ful e sigur \u2013 g\u00eendi el\u201d, picta pe copaci \u015fi st\u00eelpi \u015fi dormea \u00een parc, \u00eentr-o cutie de carton; Max spuse ce fain ar fi dac\u0103 \u015fi el ar scrie frazele, nu doar le-ar lipi.<\/p>\n

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\u00cenainte de asta Max punea poeme de adi urmanov prin por\u0163ile oamenilor \u015fi cutiile lor po\u015ftale sper\u00eend s\u0103 le ofere c\u0103ldura de care au nevoie. \u00ce\u015fi imagina c\u0103 atunci c\u00eend va g\u0103si poemul \u00een plic, tipul va fi at\u00eet de \u015focat c\u0103 cineva a avut grij\u0103 s\u0103-i pun\u0103 un poem \u00een cutie, unul cald \u015fi calm, \u00eenc\u00eet va crede c\u0103 textul este chiar pentru el \u015fi despre el.<\/p>\n

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Max considera c\u0103 unica art\u0103 vie este ceea ce face el, \u00eencerc\u0103rile de a d\u0103rui o idee sau emo\u0163ie printr-o ac\u0163iune direct\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 editur\u0103 sau galerie sau sal\u0103 de concert. Arta lui va trebui s\u0103 se intersecteze cu via\u0163a cotidian\u0103. Spa\u0163iul lui de lucru este reprezentat de ziduri, garduri, u\u0219i \u0219i pere\u0163i de la autobuze ori veceuri, manuale \u015fcolare, scaune \u015fi b\u0103nci din clase, lucrurile cu care oamenii intr\u0103 \u00een contact aproape zilnic. Dar ac\u0163iunea pe care o face un terorist poetic trebuie s\u0103 aib\u0103 efectul unui jaf, s\u0103 provoace un sentiment de insecuritate \u00een mintea celui care experimenteaz\u0103 a\u015fa ceva, insecuritatea c\u0103 anumite idei sau reguli pe care le \u015ftia dintotdeauna \u00eencep deodat\u0103 s\u0103 nu mai fie adev\u0103rate. Insecuritatea provocat\u0103 de apari\u0163ia frazelor \u015fi altor fenomene, c\u0103 lumea nu func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 a\u015fa cum ar trebui, cum a fost \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at c\u0103 ar trebui. Senza\u0163ia asta va putea fi provocat\u0103 numai c\u00eend arta va purta masca infrac\u0163iunii.<\/p>\n

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\u00cenainte de asta, Max vorbea cu c\u00ee\u0163iva cunoscu\u0163i, iar ei \u00eei spuneau c\u0103 ni\u015fte sectan\u0163i au pus st\u0103p\u00eenire pe satul lor. Dar sunt parc\u0103 ceva mai nou, nu martorii lui Iehova ori bapti\u015fti. A\u015fa ceva nu au mai v\u0103zut. Dar oricum, e timpul s\u0103-i p\u00eendeasc\u0103 noaptea \u015fi s\u0103-i captureze odat\u0103 \u015fi odat\u0103, c\u0103 nu poate continua aceast\u0103 dezordine. C\u0103 s-au s\u0103turat s\u0103 vad\u0103 nebunii scrise pe st\u00eelpuri \u015fi pere\u0163i, mai ales s\u0103 nu \u015ftie cine e cel care le scrie, m\u0103car s\u0103-\u015fi lase ini\u0163ialele.<\/p>\n

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Max le spunea s\u0103 \u00eencerce s\u0103 interpreteze ce sens ar avea frazele astea.<\/p>\n

\u201cNu, nu, care fraze, p\u0103i g\u00eende\u015fte-te \u015fi singur, ce om s\u0103n\u0103tos la cap ar scrie oamenii normali m<\/i>\u0103 sperie!<\/i>. \u0102\u015ftia sunt sectan\u0163i din satele vecine, care noaptea vin aici \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi fac de cap cu religia lor. Trebuie s\u0103 ne punem la p\u00eend\u0103 odat\u0103, s\u0103-i g\u0103bjim de ou\u0103 taman c\u00eend vor s\u0103-\u015fi scrie versetele, s\u0103 le b\u0103g\u0103m pe g\u00eet foile pe care le-au \u00eencleiat \u015fi s\u0103 le f\u0103rm\u0103m capurile. Nu, c\u0103 altfel nu se poate. M\u0103 \u00eendrept \u00eentr-o diminea\u0163\u0103 spre sta\u0163ia de autobuze \u015fi hop! v\u0103d o foaie prins\u0103 de un copac, scrie pe ea: b<\/i>\u0103i, eu chiar a\u015f vrea s\u0103 te ajut!<\/i>, mai \u00eencolo v\u0103d alt\u0103 h\u00eertie pe care scrie: nicio <\/i>\u015fans\u0103 s\u0103 scapi!<\/i>\u00a0 S\u0103-i prindem odat\u0103 \u015fi odat\u0103, s\u0103 le ar\u0103t\u0103m ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 nu ai nicio \u015fans\u0103 s\u0103 scapi.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cBine, dar s\u0103 m\u0103 anun\u0163a\u0163i \u015fi pe mine c\u00eend vre\u0163i s\u0103 ie\u015fi\u0163i la p\u00eend\u0103. C\u0103 vreau \u015fi eu s\u0103-i v\u0103d pe sectan\u0163ii ceia, poate \u00eei cunosc.\u201d- \u00eei spunea Max z\u00eembind. Se g\u00eendea c\u0103 dac\u0103 afl\u0103 nop\u0163ile \u00een care va fi p\u00eendit, va \u015fti c\u0103 nu trebuie s\u0103 ias\u0103 \u00een acele nop\u0163i.<\/p>\n

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St\u00eernea probleme \u00een mod serios. Auzea tot mai des pove\u015ftile cu sectan\u0163ii \u0219i \u00eencepuse s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 sim\u0163ea c\u0103 avea asupra satului puterea unei secte \u00eentregi, el care l\u0103sa poeme \u015fi fraze pe la col\u0163uri, sub pietre, atent, f\u0103r\u0103 a-l vedea nimeni, uit\u00eendu-se \u00eentr-o parte \u015fi-n alta \u0219i ascunz\u00eendu-se apoi \u00een umbr\u0103.<\/p>\n

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\u00cenainte cu o zi, el se tot \u0163inea pe urmele unei colege de clas\u0103 repet\u00eendu-i c\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103 i se \u00eent\u00eemple ceva. S\u0103 primeasc\u0103 un dar cu totul nea\u015fteptat. Max \u00eei spunea c\u0103 \u015ftie despre ce e vorba, dar nu are voie s\u0103-i spun\u0103, va trebui s\u0103 a\u015ftepte. \u00cen textul lui Hakim Bey scria c\u0103 senza\u0163ia de entuziasm poate fi provocat\u0103 conving\u00eend pe cineva c\u0103 va mo\u015fteni o avere de care nu era la curent c\u0103 o are, \u00een modul acesta, persoana convins\u0103 va fi motivat\u0103 de un entuziasmul mo\u015ftenirii s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 c\u0103i mai intense de a tr\u0103i. De aceea, Max \u00eei repet\u0103 patru zile la r\u00eend c\u0103 \u00een cur\u00eend va primi mo\u015ftenirea despre care i-a zis. Dar pe urm\u0103 colega respectiv\u0103 nu-l mai lua \u00een serios.<\/p>\n

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\u00cenainte de asta, Max \u00eempreun\u0103 cu Ion, lipise zeci de stickere, mici foi cu poeme \u015fi fraze prin autobuze, microbuze, orice mijloc de transport \u00een care urcau. R\u0103sp\u00eendeau ciuma<\/i> lor ciudat\u0103 prin toate satele. O dat\u0103, c\u00eend au cobor\u00eet din autobuzul cu ruta Chi\u015fin\u0103u-Orhei, Ion a lipit din grab\u0103 un sticker pe piciorul unui pasager, exact dup\u0103 asta u\u015fa s-a \u00eenchis \u015fi autobuzul a pornit, f\u0103r\u0103 ca pasagerul s\u0103 reu\u015feasc\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi dea seama ce s-a \u00eent\u00eemplat.<\/p>\n

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\u00cenainte de asta Max tip\u0103rise zeci de foi \u015fi stickere cu fraze, cump\u0103rase cinci sticlu\u0163e cu clei, dou\u0103 lipiciuri mari \u015fi \u00een fiecare s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00een\u0103 ie\u015fea pe la vreo un\u0219pe noaptea s\u0103 fac\u0103 terorism poetic. Le-a propus oamenilor un nou joc, alternativ sobriet\u0103\u0163ii vie\u0163ii cotidiene la care erau supu\u015fi. Noaptea, Max sim\u0163ea c\u0103 avea acea putere, puterea de a fugi, de a evada pentru c\u00eeteva momente, puterea de a-i ajuta \u015fi pe al\u0163ii s\u0103 evadeze. Noaptea nu avea nici o fric\u0103, era altcineva, reu\u015fea s\u0103 realizeze lucrul s\u0103lbatic pe care al\u0163ii \u00eel antrenaser\u0103 s\u0103-i fie fric\u0103 s\u0103-l fac\u0103.<\/p>\n

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\u00cenainte de asta Max dorea s\u0103-i elibereze, era furios c\u00eend i s-au rupt primele fraze \u0219i atunci \u00ee\u0219i promisese c\u0103 va continua s\u0103 lipeasc\u0103 fraze at\u00eet timp c\u00eet vor fi to\u0163i orbi. Spera c\u0103 poate cineva va sta mult timp \u00een fa\u0163a foii lipite pe st\u00eelp, ca un animal lovit \u00een cap, cineva c\u0103ruia i s-au activat impulsuri nervoase \u00een lan\u0163, f\u0103c\u00eend s\u0103 i se dilate pupilele, iar mu\u015fchii pleoapelor s\u0103 se contracte deschiz\u00eend ochii larg, fiind \u015focat de ceea ce ar putea fi el \u00eensu\u015fi, apoi s\u0103 se a\u015feze pu\u0163in, ca paralizat, \u00een\u0163eleg\u00eend c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 nu e complet sufocat. \u00ce\u015fi imagina c\u0103 oamenii st\u0103teau cu urechile lipite de zid, c\u0103ut\u00eend o cr\u0103p\u0103tur\u0103, c\u0103ut\u00eend pe cineva \u00een afara lui, Max dorea s\u0103 le arate c\u0103 este cineva dincolo de zid.<\/p>\n

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Modul \u00een care f\u0103cea asta era foarte mi\u015fto, dup\u0103 p\u0103rerea lui. Avea dou\u0103 locuri unde lipea foile cu fraze. \u00ce\u015fi g\u0103sea un col\u021b mai \u00eentunecat unde m\u00eenjea foile cu clei, verifica dac\u0103 nu e nimeni prin preajm\u0103 \u015fi ie\u015fea cu foaia, av\u00eend 45 de secunde \u00een care trebuia s\u0103 o lipeasc\u0103, dac\u0103 nu dorea\u00a0 s\u0103 fie capturat. Exact 45 de secunde, at\u00eet dura evadarea sa, timpul \u00een care poli\u0163istul din cap sc\u0103pa controlul duc\u00eendu-se la veceu ori sc\u0103rpin\u00eendu-se la fund sau orice alte chestii pe care le fac poli\u0163i\u015ftii din capul nostru. Apoi fugea, se retr\u0103gea \u00eentr-un teritoriu neutru, undeva unde era \u00eentuneric. Cel mai mult \u00eel enervau ma\u015finile care treceau des. Trebuia s\u0103 \u00eentrerup\u0103 procedura ori de c\u00eete ori trecea o ma\u015fin\u0103, dintr-un terorist poetic se transforma brusc \u00eentr-un trec\u0103tor apatic al orei 23:20, care \u00een acel moment sim\u0163ea c\u0103 apar\u0163ine doar str\u0103zii.<\/p>\n

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Apoi venise perioada campaniei electorale pentru alegerile locale. Printre candida\u0163i la consiliul local era \u015fi fratele lui Max. \u00cen locul afi\u015felor cu poli\u0163istul din cap ce trebuie \u00eempu\u015fcat, ap\u0103reau \u00eendemnurile de a vota pe cutare sau cutare candidat la primar. Max dorea s\u0103 scrie: \u201cnu vota\u0163i pe nimeni c\u0103ci to\u0163i sunt ni\u015fte c\u0103r\u0103mizi \u00een zid!\u201d sau \u201corice buletin de vot e o c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103 cu care \u00ee\u0163i cl\u0103de\u015fti propria \u00eenchisoare!\u201d Dar nu a lipit frazele astea deoarece \u015fi fratele s\u0103u candida, chiar dac\u0103 numai pentru un loc \u00een consiliul local.<\/p>\n

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Peste o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00een\u0103 a ap\u0103rut o fraz\u0103 scris\u0103 cu vopsea albastr\u0103, care nu sem\u0103na deloc a graffiti: \u201cfemeia care a v\u00eendut casa va vinde prim\u0103ria\u201d. Era despre un candidat la postul de primar. Zvonurile erau c\u0103 fraza asta a scris-o cel care a scris chestiile despre poli\u0163istul din cap. Chiar dac\u0103 enun\u0163ul despre prim\u0103rie con\u0163inea gre\u015feli, to\u0163i d\u0103deau vina pe \u201cnoii sectan\u0163i\u201d. Era o diversiune perfect\u0103 pentru adev\u0103ra\u0163ii f\u0103pta\u015fi.<\/p>\n

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\u00centr-una din nop\u0163i, \u00een timp ce lipea un stencil cu \u201coamenii normali m\u0103 sperie\u201d, a avut nevoie de mai mult de 45 de secunde.\u00a0 Existau deja c\u00ee\u0163iva ce-l b\u0103nuiau pe Max ca fiind acela<\/i> care f\u0103cea toat\u0103 dezordinea prin sat. \u00cen timp ce mergea cu graffiti-ul sub hain\u0103, o ma\u015fin\u0103 s-a oprit aproape de el \u015fi un cunoscut cobor\u00ee din ea. \u00cel \u00eentreb\u0103 ce face noaptea t\u00eerziu \u015fi \u00eei descoperi spray-ul. B\u0103t\u0103ile inimii lui Max \u00ee\u015fi dublar\u0103 instantaneu num\u0103rul. Atunci \u00eei spuse enervat: \u201eb\u0103i, parc\u0103 te-am \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 nu cumva e\u015fti tu acela<\/i>, \u015fi ai spus c\u0103 nu\u201d. Atunci se mai opri o ma\u015fin\u0103, era un tip gras \u00eempreun\u0103 cu al\u0163ii ce \u0163ineau \u00een m\u00een\u0103 c\u00eete o sticl\u0103 cu bere de doi litri. Omul gras \u00eenjura, se f\u0103cea ro\u015fu de furie \u015fi de bucurie \u00een acela\u015fi timp, scuipa \u015fi \u00eenjura, lovind \u00eentruna cu pumnul \u00een gard la c\u00ee\u0163iva centimetri de capul lui Max.<\/p>\n

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\u0218i-a sunat to\u0163i prietenii anun\u021b\u00eendu-i c\u0103-l prinsese pe acela<\/i> care scria pe st\u00eelpuri \u201ela tine \u00een cap este un poli\u0163ist \u2013 ucide-l!\u201d, \u201eVeni\u0163i c\u0103 nu o s\u0103 v\u0103 vin\u0103 s\u0103 crede\u0163i cine este, un pr\u0103p\u0103dit de copil, hai mai repede c\u0103 amu\u015f \u00eel punem la supt. Da, da, \u00eel p\u0103str\u0103m \u015fi pentru voi\u201d. \u015ei tot mai veneau ma\u015fini, nu, nici una nu trecea pe al\u0103turi, toate se opreau s\u0103-l vad\u0103 pe a<\/i>cela<\/i> \u015fi to\u0163i urlau la Max, \u00eenjur\u00eendu-l. \u201eB\u0103i, uite-te la tine, e\u015fti un mucos \u015fi te crezi cine \u015ftie ce\u201d. \u201eDa\u2019 ia spune, ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 \u201eoamenii normali m\u0103 sperie\u201d?\u201d \u00a0Max \u00eencerca s\u0103 le explice c\u0103 mesajul este de a trece dincolo de limita normalit\u0103\u0163ii \u015fi de a experimenta chestii pe care aceast\u0103 limit\u0103 ni le interzice. S\u0103 treac\u0103 dincolo de represiunea cotidian\u0103. \u201eCare represiune cotidian\u0103, cei cu tine b\u0103i, din ce sect\u0103 faci parte?\u201d. \u201eDin secta libert\u0103\u0163ii\u201d \u2013 r\u0103spunse Max \u0163in\u00eend pumnul drept \u00eencordat.<\/p>\n

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Ma\u015finile se tot opreau. Erau vreo zece \u00een total.<\/p>\n

\u201cB\u0103i labagiule, tu \u00een\u0163elegi c\u0103 \u0163i-ai dat drumul peste tot \u00een satul nostru? Ce-ai f\u0103cut tu amu este ca \u015fi cum te-ai fi masturbat peste tot satul.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNu, eu nu am scris pe vreo poart\u0103 sau gardul cuiva, nu am murd\u0103rit nici o proprietate privat\u0103\u201d- ripost\u0103 Max.<\/p>\n

\u201c\u00cenchide-\u0163i pliscul! \u00cenchide!\u201d- url\u0103 tipul gras \u015fi mai lovi odat\u0103 \u00een gard la 5 centimetri de capul lui Max<\/p>\n

\u201eDar fratele t\u0103u \u015ftie? Eu dac\u0103 a\u015f fi \u00een locul lui, te-a\u015f lega de un par, \u015fi p\u00een\u0103 nu-\u0163i mai po\u0163i ridica m\u00eeinile, nu m-a\u015f opri de lovit\u201d.<\/p>\n

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Tipul gras urla \u201enu, eu m\u0103 duc la el acas\u0103 \u015fi-i scriu pe poart\u0103 vreo 30 de fraze de acestea\u201d. Apoi \u00eel stropi pe Max cu bere spunind \u201ete-am l\u0103sa f\u0103r\u0103 din\u0163i acum, dar am b\u0103ut bere \u015fi nu vrem s-o risipim degeaba\u201d. \u201eUite m\u0103i la d\u00eensul cu ce e \u00eembr\u0103cat, el n-are ce m\u00eenca \u015fi se ocup\u0103 cu huliganism de aista sectant. Ce fel de om este aista?\u201d Treaba era c\u0103 lui Max \u00eei pl\u0103cea s\u0103 umble \u00een ciupici pe strad\u0103, iar haina \u00eei era murdar\u0103 de verdele spray-ului. Ma\u015finile tot veneau, nu se mai opreau, strig\u0103tele \u015fi \u00eenjur\u0103turile continuau, tot mai violente \u00eenc\u00eet Max ame\u0163i \u015fi se pr\u0103bu\u015fi la p\u0103m\u00eent. Credea c\u0103-l vor l\u0103sa \u00een pace dac\u0103 le\u015finase. Dar ei \u00eel ridicau \u015fi r\u00eedeau \u201euite, fratele s\u0103u l-a \u00eemb\u0103tat \u015fi l-a trimis s\u0103 scrie pe st\u00eelpi\u201d. Se sim\u0163i de parc\u0103 era pe plutonul de execu\u0163ie, doar c\u0103 execu\u0163ia dura deja de dou\u0103 ore, nu era un fel de moarte u\u015foar\u0103. \u00cempu\u015fc\u0103turile \u00een creierul s\u0103u nu mai \u00eencetau. Brusc, uimit, se trezi cu g\u00eendul c\u0103 to\u0163i se transformaser\u0103 \u00een poli\u0163i\u015fti, c\u0103 le placea s\u0103-l interogheze \u015fi s\u0103-l mutileze psihic pe cel capturat<\/i>, cel care contesta ordinea public\u0103. \u00cens\u0103 iat\u0103 c\u0103 veni \u015fi adev\u0103ratul poli\u0163ist, care f\u0103cea parte din poli\u021bia rutier\u0103 \u015fi patrula prin apropiere. De unde naiba aflase at\u00eet de repede! Dar la c\u00ee\u0163i erau aduna\u0163i \u00een jurul lui Max, te-ai putea \u00eentreba mai bine cine nu aflase. Cu to\u0163ii doreau s\u0103 vad\u0103 cine e acela<\/i>. Poli\u0163istul \u00eei puse c\u00eeteva \u00eentreb\u0103ri, \u00eel fotografie, apoi fotografie flaconul cu spray, adun\u0103 probe, \u00eencepu s\u0103 scrie \u00eentr-un carnet \u0219i \u00eel amenin\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eei deschide un dosar penal. \u00cel \u00eentreb\u0103 ce clas\u0103 este, \u015fi spuse c\u0103 peste o zi \u00eentreaga clasa a zecea va afla cine este Max \u00een realitate, c\u0103 el este o ru\u015fine.<\/p>\n

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Apoi poli\u0163istul se urc\u0103 \u00een ma\u015fina sa \u015fi o \u015fterse.<\/p>\n

\u201c\u015ei acum ce facem?\u201d- striga gr\u0103sanul cu sticla de bere \u00een m\u00een\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u201cAm sunat la to\u0163i pe care \u00eei aveam \u00eenscri\u015fi \u00een lista din telefonul meu mobil. Ce facem cu el?<\/p>\n

\u201cHai s\u0103-l l\u0103s\u0103m s\u0103 plece acas\u0103, e deja trei noaptea.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNu, nu. \u00cel lu\u0103m \u015fi mergem \u00eempreun\u0103 la el acas\u0103. Gata, \u015ftiu cum facem. \u00cei lipesc 40 de fraze \u015fi foi cu \u201coamenii normali m\u0103 sperie\u201d pe poart\u0103 \u015fi gardul casei lui, \u00eel leg bine de poart\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei acop\u0103r tot corpul cu \u201coamenii normali m\u0103 sperie\u201d. Da, da, asta o s\u0103 mearg\u0103. Diminea\u0163a p\u0103rin\u0163ii lui o s\u0103-l vad\u0103 legat de poart\u0103, o s\u0103 descopere ce copil ascult\u0103tor au \u00een familie. La fel \u015fi fratele s\u0103u, domnul consilier o s\u0103-\u015fi cunoasc\u0103 cu adevarat fr\u0103\u0163iorul.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u00cel apuc\u0103 pe Max de bra\u0163 \u015fi-l arunc\u0103 \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Apoi Max se trezi deodat\u0103 \u00een fotoliul s\u0103u \u015fi la TV se d\u0103deau rolurile distribuite \u00eentr-un film. Nu era de Tarkovski.<\/p>\n

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