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\n<\/p>\nHoroscopul de diminea\u0163\u0103<\/b><\/p>\n
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e din ce \u00een ce mai concret \u015fi<\/p>\n
bag\u0103 istorioare<\/p>\n
despre cum o s\u0103 am parte de o ceart\u0103 cu partenerul,<\/p>\n
\u00een restaurant, seara.<\/p>\n
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Trebuie s\u0103 existe un alt ion buzu,<\/p>\n
care tr\u0103ie\u015fte toate astea,<\/p>\n
istorioarele din horoscop<\/p>\n
tind s\u0103 capete din ce \u00een ce mai mult sens.<\/p>\n
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A mers prea departe, o musc\u0103,<\/p>\n
am tolerat-o timp 3 zile, dar nici chiar a\u015fa,<\/p>\n
am apucat s\u0103 arunc \u00een ea cu tot ce era la \u00eendem\u00een\u0103, am reu\u015fit<\/p>\n
s-o prind \u00een pumn \u015fi s-o arunc afar\u0103.<\/p>\n
C\u00eend am intrat \u00eenapoi, camera ar\u0103ta ca dup\u0103<\/p>\n
o ceart\u0103 dintre 2 iubi\u0163i, proasp\u0103t muta\u0163i \u00eempreun\u0103.<\/p>\n
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Spre sear\u0103, am g\u0103sit pe net un video cu o dezbatere electoral\u0103,<\/p>\n
iar un oarecare ion buzu<\/p>\n
reprezenta Partidul Pentru Neam \u015fi \u0162ar\u0103.<\/p>\n
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\n\n<\/p>\n
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Letopise\u0163<\/b><\/p>\n
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C\u00eend eram a 7-a s-a iscat o epidemie de rubeol\u0103,<\/p>\n
copiii ap\u0103reau cu b\u0103\u015fici pe fa\u0163\u0103 \u015fi pe bra\u0163e,<\/p>\n
\u00een s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00eena aia am \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at la istorie ce e letopise\u0163ul \u2013<\/p>\n
o carte \u00een care cineva noteaz\u0103 ce se \u00eent\u00eempl\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u015ecoala s-a \u00eenchis \u015fi urma s\u0103 fim vaccina\u0163i,<\/p>\n
cei bolnavi erau izola\u0163i \u00eentr-o camer\u0103 aparte,<\/p>\n
se fug\u0103reau \u015fi r\u00eedeau \u00een hohote mai tot timpul,<\/p>\n
pe c\u00eend noi, cei s\u0103n\u0103to\u015fi, doar 3 \u00een total,<\/p>\n
a\u015fteptam \u00een hol, speria\u0163i & aler\u0163i,<\/p>\n
acul \u00een mu\u015fchiul bra\u0163ului.<\/p>\n
Am ajuns acas\u0103 spre sear\u0103,<\/p>\n
la TVR 1 d\u0103deau filmul lui Tarantino, \u0103la cu vampiri.<\/p>\n
M\u0103 tot g\u00eendeam la letopise\u0163<\/p>\n
c\u0103 n-ar fi o idee rea s\u0103 m-apuc \u015fi eu de unul.<\/p>\n
M-am ridicat din pat \u015fi am cotrob\u0103it dup\u0103 un caiet de 48 de foi,<\/p>\n
pe copert\u0103 am scris:<\/p>\n
\u201eLetopise\u0163ul \u0162\u0103rii Moldova.<\/p>\n
de la 2002\u00a0 –\u00a0 \u2026 de Ion Buzu \u2019\u2019.<\/p>\n
Letopise\u0163ul e o carte \u00een care cineva noteaz\u0103 ce se \u00eent\u00eempl\u0103.<\/p>\n
Asta \u015fi m-am apucat s\u0103 fac: am scris despre copiii<\/p>\n
cu b\u0103\u015fici pe fa\u0163\u0103 \u015fi pe bra\u0163e care spuneau bancuri toat\u0103 ziua la spital,<\/p>\n
apoi am scris despre filmul lui Tarantino,<\/p>\n
vampirii de acolo erau cu to\u0163ii glume\u0163i \u015fi<\/p>\n
doar oamenii, 3 sau 4 \u00een total, p\u0103reau<\/p>\n
paranoici & teroriza\u0163i;<\/p>\n
\u015fi pentru c\u0103 nu aveam un VHS s\u0103 \u00eenregistrez filmul,<\/p>\n
l-am povestit pe tot \u00een letopise\u0163;<\/p>\n
astea au fost unicele chestii scrise de mine,<\/p>\n
mai departe nu p\u0103rea s\u0103 se mai fi \u00eent\u00eemplat ceva.<\/p>\n
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T<\/b>rebuie s\u0103 inventez o pove<\/b>ste <\/b><\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n
pentru p\u0103rin\u0163ii mei,<\/p>\n
una credibil\u0103, \u00eenc\u0103rcat\u0103 cu detalii<\/p>\n
\u015fi lipsit\u0103 de contradic\u0163ii,<\/p>\n
o fac de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00eend stau p\u00een\u0103 t\u00eerziu \u00een ora\u015f;<\/p>\n
o poveste \u00eendeajuns de bun\u0103 \u00eenc\u00eet s\u0103 merite<\/p>\n
ca eu s\u0103 pierd ultimul autobuz spre sat.<\/p>\n
P\u0103rin\u0163ii mei m\u0103 \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 scriu,<\/p>\n
sunt impus s\u0103 creez \u00een condi\u0163ii extreme,<\/p>\n
doar c\u00eend m\u0103 rog de o ma\u015fin\u0103 de ocazie,<\/p>\n
la periferia ora\u015fului.<\/p>\n
Ajung\u00eend acas\u0103, \u00eencep s\u0103 le prezint materialul,<\/p>\n
dar m\u0103-nro\u015fesc,<\/p>\n
o dau pe fraze patetice \u015fi pierd firul,<\/p>\n
iar maic\u0103-mea se \u00eentinde dup\u0103 pastile<\/p>\n
strig\u00eend c\u0103 iar mint \u015fi iar am b\u0103ut<\/p>\n
\u00een timp ce taic\u0103-meu m\u0103 apuc\u0103 de bra\u0163<\/p>\n
\u00eembr\u00eencindu-m\u0103 afar\u0103 din camer\u0103.<\/p>\n
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Everyone alive wants answers<\/b><\/p>\n
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Am ie\u015fit de la job \u015fi nu \u015ftiam unde s-o iau mai departe,<\/p>\n
m-a apucat, brusc, o depresie de parc\u0103<\/p>\n
un lunetist a tras \u00een capul meu.<\/p>\n
Am urcat totu\u015fi \u00een microbuzul spre cas\u0103.<\/p>\n
Rupt, back to square one<\/i>,<\/p>\n
m-a\u015fez \u00een locul din spate g\u00eendindu-m\u0103<\/p>\n
la tipul de la universitate care a luat un 4<\/p>\n
la examenul de stat, \u015fi era frunta\u015f toat\u0103 via\u0163a,<\/p>\n
chestia asta a venit pentru el ca un scurtcircuit,<\/p>\n
\u00ee\u015fi analiza eroarea din toate unghiurile,<\/p>\n
nu putea \u00een\u0163elege \u015fi p\u00een\u0103 la urm\u0103<\/p>\n
\u015fi-a pierdut \u00eencrederea \u00een facult\u0103\u0163ile sale mintale<\/p>\n
\u015fi a decis c\u0103 nu mai e nimic<\/p>\n
f\u0103r\u0103 mintea sa<\/p>\n
intact\u0103,<\/p>\n
totu\u015fi, paramedicii au reu\u015fit s\u0103-l salveze.<\/p>\n
V\u0103d un graffiti pe un gard:<\/p>\n
everyone alive wants answers<\/i><\/p>\n
\u015fi m\u0103 g\u00eendesc la facult\u0103\u0163ile mele mintale,<\/p>\n
pulverizate de ceva vreme,<\/p>\n
m\u0103 apuc\u0103 un soi de paranoie<\/p>\n
c\u0103 \u00een orice moment o pot lua razna,<\/p>\n
st\u0103team atent la ce-ar putea da din mine.<\/p>\n
Tot a\u015fteptam \u015fi p\u00een\u0103 la urm\u0103 nu s-a \u00eentimplat nimic,<\/p>\n
am ajuns \u00een sat, microbuzul a oprit<\/p>\n
\u015fi am cobor\u00eet l\u0103s\u00eend lucrurile<\/p>\n
\u00een forma lor intact\u0103.<\/p>\n
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Numele t\u0103u \u015fters din baza de date<\/b><\/p>\n
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Mi-ai spus c\u0103 ai aflat pentru prima dat\u0103 despre mine<\/p>\n
atunci c\u00eend ai stat la coad\u0103 de la 8 diminea\u0163a<\/p>\n
ca s\u0103-mi duci dosarul c\u0103tre registrul de eviden\u0163\u0103 a angaja\u0163ilor.<\/p>\n
Calculatoarele ne erau monitorizate<\/p>\n
\u015fi eu \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103deam de \u015ftire \u00eentr-un limbaj codificat<\/p>\n
atunci c\u00eend \u015feful pleca la pr\u00eenz.<\/p>\n
Apoi ai fost mutat\u0103 \u00een aceea\u015fi \u00eenc\u0103pere cu mine<\/p>\n
s\u0103 faci screenshot-uri \u015fi<\/p>\n
m\u0103 sim\u0163eam bine, eram 2 gume de mestecat<\/p>\n
lipite de dosul aceleia\u015fi mese.<\/p>\n
\u00cemi povesteai c\u0103 ai vrea s\u0103 cite\u015fti o carte despre nimic,<\/p>\n
c\u0103 \u00een general \u00ee\u0163i place acest subiect, nimicul,<\/p>\n
eu m\u0103 sim\u0163eam un nimic,<\/p>\n
dar \u0163ie nu-\u0163i pl\u0103cea de mine.<\/p>\n
Am hoin\u0103rit juma\u2019 de zi prin ora\u015f ca s\u0103 caut un loc<\/p>\n
unde ne putem face cas\u0103.<\/p>\n
Apoi am aflat c\u0103 demisionezi \u015fi eu \u00eenc\u0103 r\u0103m\u00een<\/p>\n
\u00een structura asta morbid\u0103,<\/p>\n
o companie cu 40 de angaja\u0163i care s-a redus la 6,<\/p>\n
s-a ciop\u00eer\u0163it dintr-\u00eensa ca din corpul cuiva<\/p>\n
lovit de necroz\u0103,<\/p>\n
\u00eent\u00eei picioarele, apoi bra\u0163ele, coloana vertebral\u0103<\/p>\n
\u015fi acum au ajuns la tine<\/p>\n
\u015fi numele t\u0103u va fi \u015fters din baza de date,<\/p>\n
vei da peste un job mai bun,<\/p>\n
iar eu voi r\u0103m\u00eene o gum\u0103 de mestecat<\/p>\n
lipit\u0103, \u00een continuare, de dosul aceleia\u015fi mese<\/p>\n
c\u0103ut\u00eend pe google.maps locul \u00een care<\/p>\n
ai stat la coad\u0103 ca s\u0103-mi duci dosarul<\/p>\n
c\u0103tre registrul de eviden\u0163\u0103 a angaja\u0163ilor.<\/p>\n
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build succeed <\/i><\/b>pentru durere<\/b><\/p>\n
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Dac\u0103 a\u015f putea face s\u0103 nu dorm,<\/p>\n
p\u00een\u0103 la 3 noaptea \u00eemi reu\u015fe\u015fte,<\/p>\n
\u00eemi fac creierul s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103, c\u00eet de pu\u0163in,<\/p>\n
lumea de afar\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 tine aici.<\/p>\n
Diminea\u0163a, observ \u00een oglind\u0103 zg\u00eer\u00eeieturi<\/p>\n
pe partea st\u00eeng\u0103 a pieptului.<\/p>\n
Inima func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 ne\u00eentrerupt pe acela\u015fi cod,<\/p>\n
d\u00eend de fiecare dat\u0103 build succeed <\/i>pentru durere,<\/p>\n
b\u0103g\u00eendu-m\u0103 \u00een timpul nop\u0163ii \u00eentr-o camer\u0103 de gazare.<\/p>\n
Diminea\u0163a, deslu\u015fesc \u00een oglind\u0103 pe partea st\u00eeng\u0103 a pieptului<\/p>\n
sigla nazist\u0103 la fel ca la<\/p>\n
tipul din american history x.<\/p>\n
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\u015eeful meu vrea s\u0103-mi afle planurile<\/b><\/p>\n
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La job, m\u0103 a\u015fez la masa mea \u015fi-mi pun radioul pe itunes,<\/p>\n
acela\u015fi soundtrack futut<\/p>\n
pe 100 hitz.com,<\/p>\n
cu reclamele lor despre tipii care iau pr\u00eenzul la Buffalo Bill<\/p>\n
\u015fi se uit\u0103 la un meci \u00een slow motion<\/p>\n
ca s\u0103 dureze mai mult.<\/p>\n
\u00cencerc cu dificultate s\u0103-mi amintesc<\/p>\n
por\u0163iuni din via\u0163a mea dinainte de a lucra aici,<\/p>\n
por\u0163iuni moarte, \u00eenl\u0103turate din corpul unui pacient<\/p>\n
de la etajul 2, unde via\u0163a are loc \u00een slow motion.<\/p>\n
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\u015eeful meu se face comod pe scaunul<\/p>\n
de l\u00eeng\u0103 mine anun\u0163\u00eendu-m\u0103 c\u0103 e timpul<\/p>\n
s\u0103 purt\u0103m o conversa\u0163ie,<\/p>\n
vrea s\u0103-mi afle planurile.<\/p>\n
\u00cemi zice c\u0103 m\u0103 vrea \u00een compania sa<\/p>\n
pe termen lung<\/p>\n
\u015fi c\u0103 nu are de g\u00eend s\u0103 angajeze persoane noi.<\/p>\n
\u00cemi zice c\u0103 e ceva \u00een neregul\u0103 cu cel\u0103lalt<\/p>\n
developer al nostru,<\/p>\n
mintea sa pur \u015fi simplu nu-i aici.<\/p>\n
\u201eai citit haruki murakami?\u201d \u2013 \u00eel \u00eentreb,<\/p>\n
\u201enu.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eare ni\u015fte povestiri interesante despre oameni<\/p>\n
ai c\u0103ror minte nu-i aici\u201d \u2013<\/p>\n
\u015feful m\u0103 prive\u015fte suspicios \u00een timp ce eu continui<\/p>\n
s\u0103 ascult acela\u015fi soundtrack programat dup\u0103 grafic.<\/p>\n
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A doua zi am urcat \u00een Orhei-Chi\u015fin\u0103u<\/p>\n
care a luat to\u0163i pasagerii de prin satele vecine<\/p>\n
\u015fi \u015foferul microbuzului local i-a blocat drumul,<\/p>\n
a cobor\u00eet, a deschis portiera de la microbuzul nostru<\/p>\n
\u015fi l-a apucat de g\u00eet pe \u015fofer url\u00eend:<\/p>\n
\u201etu ai grafic pe aici b\u0103i, ai grafic?!<\/p>\n
\u00eemi iei to\u0163i pasagerii din satul meu blea,<\/p>\n
pentru asta<\/p>\n
\u00ee\u0163i beau s\u00eengele na!\u201d<\/p>\n
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Horoscopul de diminea\u0163\u0103 e din ce \u00een ce mai concret \u015fi bag\u0103 istorioare despre cum o s\u0103 am parte de o ceart\u0103 cu partenerul, \u00een restaurant, seara. Trebuie s\u0103 existe un alt ion buzu, care tr\u0103ie\u015fte toate astea, istorioarele din horoscop tind s\u0103 capete din ce \u00een ce mai mult sens. A […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[986,125],"tags":[1164,1129,360],"class_list":["post-9881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-38","category-invitat","tag-egophobia-38","tag-invitat","tag-ion-buzu"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-2zn","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9881"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9962,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9881\/revisions\/9962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}