christianity 101

by Ștefan Bolea

Life eternal                                     Death eternal

Paradise                                              The Abyss

Rewards                                               Guillotine

Punishment                                          Existence

Inferno                                    Welcome to Earth

Good deeds                             Useless bragging

Bad deeds                              Useless squeaking

Bread & wine                          Choke on leeches

Love                                                             Fuck

Breed                                                       Cancer

Priest                                Gravedigger superior

Church                         Advertising department

Jesus                              Lingering on the cross

The devil                                   Prison architect

Salvation                                 Piercing eyeballs

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